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This morning, I received an email from a woman friend on my SitonmyFacebook page who informed me that a former girlfriend was trashing me over my short-comings as a cunnilinguist.
Well, that's just wrong, dammit!
I consider myself to be artiste at the craft, and I'll tell you why (you knew I would, dincha). Due to the fact that I...
Actress, singer, and personality Jessica Simpson's venture into ranching took a turn for the worse when her entire herd died. Simpson went into ranching because of former boyfriend Tony Romo, a member of the NFL's Dallas Cowboys. "Since he was a Cow...
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