(With apologies to Maurice Sendak) The year Ted went to Congress and made mischief of one kind and another, Ben Sasse called him "CHILD THING!" and Ted said "I’LL OVERTURN A DEMOCRATIC AND FAIR ELECTION!” So he stomped off to the Senate chamber to…
New UK PM, Boris Johnson, has asked Parliament to dissolve, calling it "undemocratic and inconvenient". Instead he will rule as a new monarch, having also dissolved Queen Elizabeth II in a vat of acid. From now on, the PM will be known as King Bo...
On Wednesday, opposition leader Juan Guaido, of Venezuela, swore himself in as interim president, replacing Nicolas Maduro. Maduro was elected president May, 2018, with a plurality of over 60%, but from a fairly low turnout, in what the Guaido for...
The FBI Director is the most powerful man in America. This is so because Comey changed the course of the U.S. Presidential election and got Donald J. Trump Elected by his misuse of Hillary Clinton's e-mails. The evidence presented below is incont...
After the unsuccessful coup to turf out President Erdogan in Turkey he has decided to expand his empire by attacking and annexing the Greek Island Lesbos! Turkish troops in overfilled rowing boats waving Erdogan forever flags hit the Lesbos main b...
In the most recent white house press briefing, presidential apologist Jay Carney responded to a provocative question from Fox News about the President's "milquetoast" statement on the coup d'etat in Egypt. "As you know," Carney asserted angrily, "Th...
In the most recent White House press briefing, presidential apologist Jay Carney responded to a provocative question from Fox News about the President's "milquetoast" statement on the coup d'etat in Egypt. "As you know," Carney asserted angrily, "The...
London - A third-rate Sunday red top 'exclusive' has named an up-and-coming Tory tosspot as the secret leadership challenger to oust PM David Cameron in a coup d'etat. The revelations come from the paper's same 'deep throat' that channels Camilla...
WASHINGTON, DC (ABSNN) - The United States of America is now under the military control of Muppets from the Children's Television Workshop. Muppet Military Command (MMC) first occupied the Pentagon and took firm control over all US military forces i...
London - A Cross of St George-emblazoned UFO piggybacking on Comet C/1861 G1 Thatcher has been spotted grandstanding over the Thames in London. It's the first time that the long-period comet has been seen directly above Blackfriars Bridge where '...
Power brokers inside the White House, said to be so fed up with Obama's procrastinating and reliance on Chicago Slum Lord Valerie Jarrett, who based her advice only in terms of a re election campaign, bi passed the President and set the wheels in motion for the final take down of Bin Laden! The coup, for that is exactly what it was, was spear headed by a frustrated Hillary Clinton who backed C...
The first sign of trouble for President Obama was when he arrived 'home' today and couldn't get in the White House as no one told staff he was cutting his 'Spring Break' short to get back in time for the Sweet 16 basketball finals. The second sign...
Struggling to bring order to what has been described by political analysts and local reporters to be a "civil war torn country", Tunisian officials still loyal to deposed president Zine al-Abinidine Ben Ali, have now blamed American Jazz for the coun...
Early Thursday morning on Veteran's Day, with the White House nearly deserted due to former President Barack Obama's $200,000,000 per day vacation to Mombai and Indonesia, the feckless Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, Major Amos B. Hoople, walk...
In a real life James Bond Adventure a well-equipped and heavily armed group landed on a giant iceberg, which recently broke away from Antarctica, and declared that the iceberg was now the sovereign nation of Iceonia. The local population of Peng...
As decades of 'sleaze' came to the boil this year, and politician after politician was caught stealing taxpayers' money and forced to resign, as Government in Britain became a shambolic farce, as a multi-national bank was allowed to collapse, as Brit...
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