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Funny story: Jail Guards Catch Sexual Predator Ghislaine Maxwell Trying to Dig a Tunnel in Her Jail Cell

Jail Guards Catch Sexual Predator Ghislaine Maxwell Trying to Dig a Tunnel in Her Jail Cell

BROOKLYN – A judge has denied alleged pervert Ghislaine Maxwell bail, saying she will quickly flee the country and head for one of her many foreign mansions, including the Blimey Estate Mansion, located just outside of Liverpool. The iNews Agency…

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Funny story: Jeffrey Epstein’s Girlfriend Ghislaine Maxwell Has Been Arrested – And The Rich and Famous are Shaking in Their Gucci Shoes

Jeffrey Epstein’s Girlfriend Ghislaine Maxwell Has Been Arrested – And The Rich and Famous are Shaking in Their Gucci Shoes

MANCHESTER, New Hampshire – One of the most evil women in history has just been arrested, and is now sitting in jail. Ghislaine Maxwell, (#6903517) who was the girlfriend of the most perverted pervert on Earth, Jeffrey Epstein, was arrested as she…

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Funny story: Rowan County Clerk Kim Davis Facing Mandatory Gender Reassignment As Next Step in Rehabilitation

Rowan County Clerk Kim Davis Facing Mandatory Gender Reassignment As Next Step in Rehabilitation

RC, Kentucky - Having learned nothing from her stint behind bars, Rowan County clerk Kim Davis is facing more extreme measures to bring her in line with the free-thinking world. After refusing to issue marriage licenses following a court ruling to...

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Funny story: Crystal County Sheriff Disputes Allegation of Probable Failure - Suspect In Custody

Crystal County Sheriff Disputes Allegation of Probable Failure - Suspect In Custody

Crystal Cove, Ohio - Crystal County Sheriff Tom Jones held a press conference this morning to dispute an implication that his department would never have stopped local criminal activity, and that an outside criminal investigative organization was req...

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Funny story: Wisconsin Reports Firewood Rustling Up 900 Percent

Wisconsin Reports Firewood Rustling Up 900 Percent

MADISON, Wisconsin - State authorities are reporting that the due to the extreme cold weather that the state has been experiencing there has been a rise in crime. A spokesman in the governor's office has stated that some Wisconsin low-lifes are go...

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Funny story: County Lockup has an Unusual Way of Saving Money

County Lockup has an Unusual Way of Saving Money

City and County Governments are drooling with envy over Louisville's age old solution for housing and feeding the many prisoners that go through their portals of power. They borrowed a page from Soylent Green and offered it up as food for thos...

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Funny story: Hawaii State Lawmaker Destroys Homeless Shopping Carts!

Hawaii State Lawmaker Destroys Homeless Shopping Carts!

Hawaii state lawmaker Tom Brewster stated that he was fed up with the state's homeless problem. His solution, however, has left him branded as a vigilante. Brewster took a sledgehammer to their shopping carts. "I get a lot of complaints about s...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus: I Was Born in a Jail

Miley Cyrus: I Was Born in a Jail

Singer, actor Miley Ray Cyrus has admitted that she was actually born in jail. "It wasn't like what you think", she explained in teen terms. The story had been buzzing around Nashville for several years and so Miley decided to finally open up o...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Jailed for Suspended License

Paris Hilton Jailed for Suspended License

LOS ANGELES COUNTY JAIL, CALIFORNIA-- (ARCHITECTURAL DIGEST) After being warned countless times, the law has reached the end of its' rope. The Honorable Traffic Court Judge E.Z. Street, threw the book and sentenced Paris, Hilton...

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