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Funny story: Fauci says "at least 55% of people are ok" after getting the COVID vaccine

Fauci says "at least 55% of people are ok" after getting the COVID vaccine

Dr. Anthony Fauci was indignant today at a noon press conference called to address multiple published reports mentioning complications, nasty side effects and even deaths caused by the COVID vaccine. After being asked by reporters if the reports w…

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Funny story: Fauci, CDC initiate cropdusting approach to vaccines

Fauci, CDC initiate cropdusting approach to vaccines

Well, if you’re afraid of needles you ought to be very happy today! You should also be happy if you hate debates! The CDC has figured out a way to end the COVID-19 vaccine debate. A very happy Dr Fauci today announced the successful completion of a p…

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Funny story: Fauci to hit the road with song and dance routine to promote jabs

Fauci to hit the road with song and dance routine to promote jabs

First, Dr. Fauci suggested to President Biden that he use Mr. Trump to promote vaccinations. This idea went down in the White House like the proverbial toilet refusing to flush. Next, Senator Rand Paul accused Fauci of using “theater” with his…

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Funny story: Man's Renewed Spring in his Step Brings Water on his Knee

Man's Renewed Spring in his Step Brings Water on his Knee

Boston, Ma - An 80-year-old man reported complications from his COVID vaccine. Charles Riley found himself unexpectededly unable to walk after being vaccinated. Riley reports that he was so excited about getting the vaccine that "two weeks to the…

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Funny story: Aldi & Lidl offering Covid-19 vaccines at discounter prices!

Aldi & Lidl offering Covid-19 vaccines at discounter prices!

(NOT EDITED) German giant supermarket discounters have discovered a medical loophole to increase their popularity even more! Personnel joining their teams of slave-driven shelf-fillers, and non-smiling cashiers, are being given 'jab courses'! Punt…

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Funny story: Pfizer denies Covid-19 vaccine has Viagra content!

Pfizer denies Covid-19 vaccine has Viagra content!

After several reports of weird 'side effects' being noted by doctors observing lucky first vaccinated patients, they decided to contact the producers, pharmaceutical giants Pfizer, to ask why ageing males have suddenly been fondling young female nurs…

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Funny story: Santa rushed to ER after Fauci needle at The North Pole

Santa rushed to ER after Fauci needle at The North Pole

The first week of vaccine roll-out led to only 3,000 anaphylactic emergency responses out of some 80,000 injections. This percentage is well within the 5% danger possibilities of the new vaccines. The anaphylactic allergic response leads to fai…

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Funny story: COVID-19 Vaccine Has Side-Effect Of Turning Patients Into Zombies

COVID-19 Vaccine Has Side-Effect Of Turning Patients Into Zombies

The rapid roll-out of the Coronavirus vaccine has continued these last few days, with millions of people anxious to protect themselves before it is too late, but analysts in London are saying there appears to be a worrying side-effect to the drug.

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Funny story: Hospital Porter Drops Box Of COVID-19 Vaccine

Hospital Porter Drops Box Of COVID-19 Vaccine

As the UK roll-out of COVID-19 vaccinations got underway in London this morning, there was a hiccup almost immediately, when a hospital porter carrying a box containing 200 phials of the lifesaving vaccine stumbled and fell, dropping his load in the…

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Funny story: Anti-Vaccine Lout Claims Vaccine Contains Chip

Anti-Vaccine Lout Claims Vaccine Contains Chip

A news report about the UK roll-out of the Coronavirus vaccine in London earlier today, contained what is being described as a "potentially damaging theory", after a long-haired lout said he would be resisting any government orders to be vaccinated b…

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Funny story: Russian Vaccine To Be Mass Produced For US Market At Trump Sperm Banks

Russian Vaccine To Be Mass Produced For US Market At Trump Sperm Banks

There was great news for the entire country, and even the world, this morning, when it was revealed that the Coronavirus vaccine currently being tested in Russia, is to be mass produced within the United States at President Trump's extensive network…

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Funny story: Trump’s Coronavirus Vaccine Is Coming, Uh Huh, Like His Tax Returns

Trump’s Coronavirus Vaccine Is Coming, Uh Huh, Like His Tax Returns

As a win-win tactic to cover up his failure at warning Americans back in January about the coronavirus, Donald Trump today announced that a vaccine would be ready as soon as election day, November 3, 2020. Maybe even sooner. Voters are supposed to…

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