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Funny story: Vacant Man Continues to Come Up with Things to Say

Vacant Man Continues to Come Up with Things to Say

Emptied by the loss of his longtime canine companion, Baxter, Ned Holladay of Boston, Massachusetts, continues to come up with things to say, despite the fact that he has nothing left inside him. "It's pretty remarkable, I have to admit," said Ned...

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Funny story: Generally Authentic Woman Makes False Lunch Promise Followed by Swift Amends

Generally Authentic Woman Makes False Lunch Promise Followed by Swift Amends

Inching down the slippery slope to chronic social insincerity, New York woman Beth Malone, who had always prided herself on being an extremely down-to-earth, authentic person, knowingly made a promise to go to lunch with an acquaintance that she neve...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Admits He Virtually Never Knows

Nashville Man Admits He Virtually Never Knows

Although he generally nods vaguely when his friends pepper their conversations with the phrase “you know?”, Ned Doggett of Nashville, Tennessee, recently confessed that he almost never actually knows. “I feel like an idiot admitting it,” said Ned.

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Funny story: Introvert Makes Strides in People Skills

Introvert Makes Strides in People Skills

After being told he needed to work on his people skills if he hoped to advance in his career as a data administrator, introverted Daniel Hobson of New York City set his mind to improving his ability to feign interest in the mundane details of his cow...

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Funny story: Charleston Man Doesn't Just Talk the Small Talk; He Walks It

Charleston Man Doesn't Just Talk the Small Talk; He Walks It

Unlike some who make small talk about the weather, office life, and lunch while thinking of greater things, Trey Hill of Charleston, South Carolina, actually walks the small talk, in that his life is truly and entirely composed of only banal and tri...

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Funny story: Brooklyn Man Brings Sorely Lacking Gravitas to His Social Circle

Brooklyn Man Brings Sorely Lacking Gravitas to His Social Circle

Noting that his conversations with his buddies tended to devolve into a great deal of laughing, joking around, and poking fun at their ridiculous lives, Ben Hayes of Brooklyn, New York, felt a personal responsibility to provide the component sorely l...

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Funny story: "Sorry, what was that?" TOP Tips for Terrible Listeners

"Sorry, what was that?" TOP Tips for Terrible Listeners

Listening is all the rage these days, but what to do if it’s just not your strong suit? Here are the top tips compiled by extroverted experts for that can save you from developing a reputation as a terrible listener – without having to do any act...

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Funny story: New to the UK? Here's how to React when Someone Tells You about their Party Membership

New to the UK? Here's how to React when Someone Tells You about their Party Membership

1. National Front Gape open-mouthed, as though someone has just told you England has won the World Cup, and it had nothing whatsoever to do with a malign conspiracy by naughty refs. Run away as fast as you can to evade the stench of their Millwall armpits. Gasp as follows: WTF? Is that even a thing these days? 2. SWP/Spartacists/Any other miniscule gang of jackbooted Trotskyite thugs...

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Funny story: Secret Tape Recording From 2013 Reveals Thoughts of Britain First, The UK's Most Feared Political Party

Secret Tape Recording From 2013 Reveals Thoughts of Britain First, The UK's Most Feared Political Party

Radio plays an extremely loud version of 'Rule Britannia.' Party leader, Paul Golding, probably sitting in his Union Jack pyjamas on his Union Jack couch, is humming away triumphantly to his favourite tune. Former party supremo Jim Dowson walks in. Jim: Morning Paul, you're up early mate. What's the story? Paul: Couldn't sleep boss. Even though you tucked me in and told me everything woul...

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Funny story: Study Reveals "Conversate" Is Not A Word

Study Reveals "Conversate" Is Not A Word

ATLANTA, GA- After a long, six month research period it was discovered that conversate is not a word. This study comes from 40 year old, Geoffrey Bentine, who while in a conversation with a friend said, "Can we conversate later?" In turn his frie...

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Funny story: Prince Charles To Have Ear Operation!

Prince Charles To Have Ear Operation!

It was announced yesterday from Clarence House that HRH Charles, The Prince of Wales is to enter the private St.Twinkle's Hospital in London's Park Lane early next month to have an operation to remove his ears. Following there removal from his head...

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Funny story: A New Trend…Talking

A New Trend…Talking

Teenagers today have many flash-in-the-pan ideas that last a few weeks. Most of these are not impactful, at least not on the general population. However, the newest trend has people across the country groaning, cursing and refusing to leave their hom...

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Funny story: Really Interesting Conversation Overheard on London Tube

Really Interesting Conversation Overheard on London Tube

Metropolitan Line London- During the 17:45 Baker Street to Harrow on the Hill journey today, the passengers on the second to last carriage were treated to an intensly interesting conversation between an unamed and somewhat plain (but trying really ha...

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Funny story: Spark Up Your Conversation - Become an Oddball!

Spark Up Your Conversation - Become an Oddball!

Bored of the same tired, cliched, predictable exchanges we plough through every day to the point that you have begun wondering how many razor blades you have to gargle to make the perfect throat and face blood smoothie? No,me neither, but sometimes an alternative reply does spice things up a tad, and maybe you can even get that stiff backed waiter, bus driver, police officer, mugger etc to crack a...

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Funny story: Shock as young "mobimoron" woman doesn't use mobile phone

Shock as young "mobimoron" woman doesn't use mobile phone

A seventeen-year old woman sent shock waves through the public transport system of a major city today when she travelled from the suburbs to the centre, keeping her mobile phone in her bag for the entire journey.

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton To Take New Residence To Increase Votes

Hillary Clinton To Take New Residence To Increase Votes

(The following is a conversation between Hillary Clinton and a couple of friends when she thought that no one was recording or reporting. Unfortunately for her, in these days of cell phones and I-pods and Rodney King, everything is recorded.) Unknown: "So I hear that you won Texas barely but only because you won El Paso by over 2 to 1?" Hillary: "That was my strategy. I made a stop there...

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Funny story: Bush shocks world: "I was not born on your planet."

Bush shocks world: "I was not born on your planet."

In a taped conversation with Steve Kroft of 60 Minutes, President Bush revealed that he was born on another planet. The admission stunned everyone in the studio, including Kroft. What follows is a transcript of the ensuing conversation.

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