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Stilt housing for the street bum ending homelessness

Funny story: Stilt housing for the street bum ending homelessness

San Francisco, CA - Tubby Bozo, president and CEO of The Bozo Group, an apartment developer in California, announced to a group of reporters at his mansion today the end of homelessness. As previously reported at this link , apartments are expensi...

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Canada, Mexico Propose Longest International Bridge Ever

Funny story: Canada, Mexico Propose Longest International Bridge Ever

At the close of the recent "Three Amoebas" summit in Ottawa, Canadian Pry Minister Justin Truedough and Mexican President Enrique Pipi Nuevo passed a joint back and forth before jointly taking the podium to make a joint announcement: "While Enriqu...

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Qatar reveals new football stadium made entirely of immigrant builder's corpses

Funny story: Qatar reveals new football stadium made entirely of immigrant builder's corpses

With the Football World Cup just 8 years away, the nation of Qatar is gearing up for the tournament by quickly assembling arenas. However they have reached a milestone today when they revealed a new stadium which had been built entirely from the dea...

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Sparks and Mensa launch their Health and Safety fashion range

Funny story: Sparks and Mensa launch their Health and Safety fashion range

Sparks and Mensa, the high street department store for the fashion conscious and intelligent, has announced the launch of it's new range of Health and Safety clothing. "Hi-viz jackets are useful," said range designer, Wok Gann. "What they're not i...

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Chavez OKs New Venezuela Disneyland

Funny story: Chavez OKs New Venezuela Disneyland

CARACAS, VENEZUELA -- President Hugo Chavez today approved construction of the controversial "Che Guevara Disneyland," a $500 million entertainment facility that will include a special Guerrilla Land in addition to Disney's more typical facilities su...

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Green Belt construction authorised

Funny story: Green Belt construction authorised

Helmont Homes have been given the go ahead to build on several sites that were previously declared as being of historical significance, such as the Edwardian Folly on the outskirts of Dorking. "Green belt land is so much cheaper than all this bro...

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Princess Diana Memorial Fountain Extension Unlikely To Be Completed In Time For Olympics

Funny story: Princess Diana Memorial Fountain Extension Unlikely To Be Completed In Time For Olympics

MARYLEBONE - LONDON:- Engineers engaged in the construction of the controversial Princess Diana Memorial Fountain extension, today admitted that the project is unlikely to be completed in time for the 2012 London Olympic Games. The original plans...

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Say goodbye to the office restroom stall

Funny story: Say goodbye to the office restroom stall

PHOENIX (PoooWatch) - According to commercial real estate mogul, Dr. Onzipay Amegay, the high-walled restroom stall is quickly becoming a rarity in the modern workplace. It's also becoming more common for executives to move out of their stalls and s*...

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An impatient Fort Worth Tires of waiting for bridges to be built

Funny story: An impatient Fort Worth Tires of waiting for bridges to be built

The City of Fort Worth has decided to delay construction on the Henderson Street Bridge. Residents from all over Tarrant County, at least a part of it anyway, filled the room as the City Council made the announcement. The residents understandably w...

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An Egyptian Pyramid and Sphinx Have Been Unearthed In Mississippi

Funny story: An Egyptian Pyramid and Sphinx Have Been Unearthed In Mississippi

NATCHEZ, Mississippi - Scientists are mystified at the discovery of an Egyptian pyramid and sphinx which were recently uncovered by a highway construction crew seven miles outside of the Mississippi town of Natchez. USA Sunup interviewed Sherman R...

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London's Olympic Stadium in danger of Sinking into its own Footprint!

London's Hackney Marshes is basically a swampland. It always has been. For many decades nothing was built on it other than the odd wooden changing room sheds for amateur league football players to get into their kit before playing their matches on the wide expanse of the marshes at weekends. I grew up in Hackney myself. The goalposts during matches played on rain soaked days would sin...

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San Francisco Workers Turned Away From Construction Site

Funny story: San Francisco Workers Turned Away From Construction Site

A group of San Francisco workers are furious after being turned away from a building site near the city. Leo K. Plebiscite and a group of colleagues were told to leave the site of the new office development at Alameda during their lunch break yest...

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Otherwise Normal Man Cannot Stop Assessing Structural Stability of Surroundings

SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH - Citing a lifelong concern with security as a possible explanation, local man Tom Gallant has explained that he is unable to prevent himself from judging the quality of nearby buildings and items even when social norms would pre...

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Squishy mess : Search for survivors following collapse of hotel made from Sumo wrestlers

Funny story: Squishy mess : Search for survivors following collapse of hotel made from Sumo wrestlers

Japan: Rescue workers are franticly attempting to rescue hundreds of American and French tourists who were caught in a horrifying building collapse. The tower, built in Kooriyama (Fukushimma, Japan) was constructed entirely from 950,000 Sumo wrest...

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Need Your House Demolished By Controlled Explosion? Then Call WTC Demolitions Inc

'Do you own twin tower blocks in a city center that are scientifically impossible to be brought down by any number of airliners crashing into them? Have a third smaller tower block also needing dynamiting? Then call us at WTC Demolitions Inc, on FreeFone 911911911. Yes, siree, we are the experts in demolishing even the biggest and highest buildings in the world, and if over 3,000 people just ha...

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Angry Man Builds House From Bricks He Shit

Funny story: Angry Man Builds House From Bricks He Shit

Roscoe Hereford, a local man most famous for his continual anger and temper tantrums, has built a new house using all natural materials. The "green" house was composed of compost...that is, natural bricks. Home builder and owner Hereford said "my...

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You'll just love our erections

Funny story: You'll just love our erections

Bob Dylan famously sang 'Times they are a-changin' and he was correct.

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Olsen Twins Nailed following a case of Mistaken Identity

Funny story: Olsen Twins Nailed following a case of Mistaken Identity

Las Angeles - Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen were celebrating the opening of a new Taco Bell by wearing sombreros, when they were mistaken for two nails and hammered into the drywall of a nearby construction site.

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