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Funny story: Neurologist: Cam Newton has damaged Haberdashery cortex

Neurologist: Cam Newton has damaged Haberdashery cortex

Dr. Ralph Beekman, department head of Admiral university's famed Brain trauma institute is also a season ticket holder to the Carolins Panthers. In his expert opinion Cam Newton "has sustained an unusually high number of semi-concussions this year t...

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Funny story: Home-buyers hit by new rulers

Home-buyers hit by new rulers

Two people viewing a house were concussed when several multi-packs of metre-rulers fell on their heads. Mr & Mrs Sorhedds were looking round the property in Gateshead with a view to buying it. As they peered up to look at the upstairs ceiling,...

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Funny story: Michael Sam: Players Don't Care If He's Gay

Michael Sam: Players Don't Care If He's Gay

During the NFL Combine, the annual gathering of rookies to evaluate their NFL potential, general managers asked tight end Nick Kasa whether or not he "likes girls," or has a girlfriend. Linebacker Manti Te'o's sexuality was the "elephant in the room"...

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Funny story: NFL Investigating Gaga's Concussion; Madonna Suspected

NFL Investigating Gaga's Concussion; Madonna Suspected

New York City - The National Football League's Special Task Force on Head Injuries has begun a formal investigation of a recent onstage incident involving Lady Gaga, a metal pipe and a concussion. Gaga suffered the concussion earlier this week dur...

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Funny story: Starbucks Proves Extremely Helpful to Amnesia Victim

Starbucks Proves Extremely Helpful to Amnesia Victim

When Joseph Brittingham was attacked and beaten by armed robbers in his Upper West Side apartment late one Saturday night in November of 2008, he sustained multiple concussions so severe that it was questionable whether he'd even survive, let alone regain his previous mental and physical abilities. After over two years of intensive care and ongoing, excruciating physical rehabilitation, Joseph...

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