Questioned on whether her notion for a new TGFD day means Thank God For Democracy--not just Thank God For Democrats--Ms. Pelosi responded, “N-no. I mean Democrats.” She further explained the word democracy is not specific enough for the current he...
NEW HAVEN, CT - News of a college bribery scandal involving Hollywood celebrities and super-wealthy corporate executives has Americans stunned. Of course, there are other people who expect Ivy League Universities to give special treatment to elites a...
For decades they have been a staple of US college life, as American as apple pie. Many men who have gone on to achieve great things have attributed their success to the character building they gained through stealing girls' underwear during their hig...
Ed, a physicist at Johns Hopkins University Applied Physics Laboratory, claims he has found indisputable evidence for climate change. "The math is so clear that it can't be questioned. In December, we will have 15.5 total days of darkness. We must ma...
Trump Tower, New York - Our reporter stationed outside the elevator at Trump Tower noticed a strange event Sunday night at around dinner-time. A bag of KFC was brought to the elevator lobby where the Secret Service inspected the chicken, fries and b...
Last week students at the University of Texas protested a law allowing concealed weapons on campus by exhibiting dildos on tee shirts, plus carrying around plastic replicas in a large variety of colors and sizes. Students are pointing to the absu...
The quest for a perfect energy source has now been discovered by students at MIT. It is called Leaf-2.3. It could soon replace all the leaves in existence and do a better job at cleaning our air. It works the same way as a regular leaf, by taking in...
SAN DIEGO, CA -- Students and officials at San Diego State University (SDSU), like the rest of the world (or at least Europe, Canada, and the United States), are learning that it is nature that is wrong, and not transgender persons, in insisting that...
I'm certainly dad left it in his will that my college would be paid for along with an allowance so that I could concentrate of my getting better grades. Then my mother passed away and left me the house and car. So, for the last twenty plus year...
New York, NY - In an astounding feat of resiliency today, two university students on the precipice of finals season engaged in a three minute conversation without a single complaint. Danielle Goldstein and Beverly Arden, friends from first year th...
Beaver Bay, OR (Car Seller's Weekly) - According to Earl Whitcomb, life-long resident of Beaver Bay, climate change is real. But it isn't caused by green-house gases or the use of fossil fuels. It is caused, asserts Whitcomb, by liberals and Communis...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama cut short his planned day of golf and hurried back to the White House when he heard on CNN that there is a possibility of Al Qaeda operatives living in Yuma, Arizona. The president said that the rumors came from...
CHARLOTTESVILLE VA (ABSNN) - Playboy magazine released its annual list of the Nation's Top Ten Party Schools. The University of Virginia took top honors beating out such famous Animal Houses as University of Southern California, Los Angeles (2); the...
UNIVERSITY PARK, Pennsylvania - Members of the news media are reporting that for the first time in over a week, the former defensive coach of Penn State University Jerry Sandusky has managed to smile. According to Sports Territory Magazine Sandusk...
HOLLYWOOD - Lions Face Pictures in association with TouchRock Films has just announced that production will soon begin on the motion picture Oops - The Officer John "Pepper Spray' Pike Story. The movie will feature John Goodman in the starring rol...
Dogs all over the country were shocked when they read about this in their newspapers. For many of them, it was not good news. For example, Fido, a New York cocker spaniel, said, "It shouldn't be assumed that we all want to go to college." He...
BOSTON, MA - University student Amy Tripwaller announced today that in absence of having a significant other, she was going to change her Facebook relationship status from "Single" to "Married to Laura Juarez", her roommate. Tripwaller believes this...
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