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Funny story: Puff Piece on Clouds Works on Multiple Levels

Puff Piece on Clouds Works on Multiple Levels

Touting the wonders of nature and the environment while avoiding any mention of global warming, a puff piece on clouds featured on the front page of the Miami Daily Record succeeded on mutiple levels. "It went into how clouds look so fluffy and ma...

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Funny story: EPA Formally Declares Clouds a Dangerous Pollutant

EPA Formally Declares Clouds a Dangerous Pollutant

WASHINGTON, DC - Today, the EPA classified clouds as "pollutants" under section 202(a) of the Clean Air Act. The declaration came after a new study was released, indicating that clouds are playing a larger role in melting the Greenland Ice Sheet t...

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Funny story: U.S. Government Puts Out Contracts for Rain and Snow Clouds

U.S. Government Puts Out Contracts for Rain and Snow Clouds

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Late last week, In a radical move to assist the Western U.S. in drought alleviation, the federal government issued solicitation for bids for attracting rain and snow clouds. Keenan Rodriguez, a spokesman for the National Oceanic...

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Funny story: Kansas Installing Giant Fans On The Kansas-Colorado Border In Order To Blow The Marijuana Smoke Back Into Colorado

Kansas Installing Giant Fans On The Kansas-Colorado Border In Order To Blow The Marijuana Smoke Back Into Colorado

TOPEKA, Kansas - The governor of Kansas acting on the demands of the citizens of the state has issued a Governor's Proclamation which will allow him to install gigantic fans on the Kansas-Colorado border. Governor Sam Brownback stated that he has...

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Funny story: New Mexico Is Complaining About All Of The Marijuana Smoke Floating Down From Colorado

New Mexico Is Complaining About All Of The Marijuana Smoke Floating Down From Colorado

SANTA FE, New Mexico - State officials in New Mexico have gone on record as saying that they are demanding that the state of Colorado do something about all of the marijuana smoke that is floating down from their state into New Mexico. Salvador Ci...

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Funny story: Northern Colorado Residents Concerned About The Humongous Marijuana Clouds

Northern Colorado Residents Concerned About The Humongous Marijuana Clouds

FORT COLLINS, Colorado - Hundreds of residents of the northern Colorado town of Fort Collins have expressed concern over the gigantic pot clouds that has been hovering over the city for the past three days. A spokesman for the mayor stated that he...

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Funny story: Toxic Cloud Release After Epic Taco Eating Contest

Toxic Cloud Release After Epic Taco Eating Contest

A noxious cloud of methane laced bowel gas was released in Louisville during business hours.It appears that a greenish brown cloud wafted out of the Burritos as Big As Your Head restaurant and into a nearby clothing store, sources at the scene say.

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Funny story: Saudis dumbstruck as weird bra-and-panties cloud formation crosses sky at holy shrine

Saudis dumbstruck as weird bra-and-panties cloud formation crosses sky at holy shrine

Saudi Arabia - A huge women's underwear cloud formation has appeared in skies above Makkah, Saudi Arabia sparking frantic paranoia about witchcraft and ectoplasm after locals claimed the apparition had spooked some of the Sheikh's elderly camels.

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Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Cloud startles Ventnor Residents

Isle of Wight News - Cloud startles Ventnor Residents

Residents of Ventnor were alarmed this week as a cloud approached the island from the English channel. "Normally," said Tom O'Row, a teenager who has lived in Ventnor all of his eleven years of life, "we either have wall to wall blue sky, or floor...

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Funny story: Deli launches OpenPack mushroom cloud burger

Deli launches OpenPack mushroom cloud burger

New York - The iconic Downtown delicatessen's latest treat was released today in tandem with the eatery's 'Crowbar' installer. This loads up the server with juicy condiments 'such as the spicy Crowbar sauce'(sic) the deli's CEO announced this morn...

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Funny story: News Reporters All Say At Least We Can Pronounce Iceland's Volcano Grimsvotn, Last Year's Volcano Eyjafjallajokull Was An SOB To Pronounce

News Reporters All Say At Least We Can Pronounce Iceland's Volcano Grimsvotn, Last Year's Volcano Eyjafjallajokull Was An SOB To Pronounce

KEFLAVIK, Iceland - New reporters from all over the world are thrilled beyond words that the latest volcano to erupt out of Iceland at least has a name that most people will be able to pronounce. Grimsvotn has been hurling lava ash and tons of vol...

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Funny story: Ash cloud about to cover UK - Grey alert - Tantrums expected soon

Ash cloud about to cover UK - Grey alert - Tantrums expected soon

A huge dense ash cloud is heading for the UK. The cloud is on its way from Iceland where volcanoes continue to erupt. People are asked to keep all children and pets indoors until given the 'all clear'. They are also being advised to bring in all...

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Funny story: UFO Mistaken For Cloud

UFO Mistaken For Cloud

In an embarrassing statement to a parliamentary sub committee this afternoon, RAF chief Sir Rostron Riddle-Me-Ree told ministers that last week, aliens probably had been hovering over London for half an hour, in giant spacecraft shaped like a cloud,...

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Funny story: Let the grass grow

Let the grass grow

Scientists at the South West Welsh University (South West Wales) have discovered why it rains more at the weekend. "As a multitude of home sapiens are cognisant of," Dr. Christopher Verbose (MBE, MSC, BScH, Phd, SCISP) said, "Precipitation has a c...

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Funny story: UK smoking ban causes more clouds

UK smoking ban causes more clouds

Top UK scientist Professor Hugh Jarse revealed this week that the UK wide ban on smoking inside buildings had caused an abundance of cloud formations. "A six month study of the skies above the city of London offices has shown 20% more cloud covera...

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Funny story: Huge cloud formation spelling the word "FUCK" seen over London

Huge cloud formation spelling the word "FUCK" seen over London

A cloud formation that could be seen over most of London, England, which clearly spelt the word FUCK, has lead to a frenzy of speculation and interpretation.

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Funny story: Global Warming Cloud Controversies & Al Gore

Global Warming Cloud Controversies & Al Gore

Al Gore says that clouds are growing more important in scientific studies of global warming. Speaking at a conference last week, Gore discussed reports from several scientific journals on the varying roles played by...

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