Barry Scott has spent a 2nd month in a medically induced coma after becoming seriously ill from drinking a potentially lethal amount of miracle household cleaner Cillit Bang.
We've learned that Scott initially took to drinking the product after be...
"The robber burst through the doors and ordered us all to lie on the floor or else he'd shoot us," said Skweezola Bank customer Altima deNissan, adding, "It was horrible."
According to police, the robbery was actually staged by the bank manager...
LUBBOCK, Texas - The Texas Nude Maid Service Company was first established in April of this year. Its owner Lubbock native Essie Belle Tuckahoe had a vision that a cleaning service in which the maids were all nude could be successful.
And Miss Tuc...
LUBBOCK - The Texas panhandle city of Lubbock is noted for sorghum, tumbleweeds, prairie dogs, Texas Tech University, and for being the birthplace of Buddy Holly.
But today, it is making national and international headlines due to the fact that T...
A third of women secretly love cleaning, a survey has revealed.
The results of research by pharmaceutical manufacturers, Thornton and Ross, show that many women find giving the house a once-over "satisfying" or a "therapeutic" expererience.
SPOKANE, WA-Ruth Briggsby, a 64-year-old grandmother of five and retired school teacher, was driving home from the pharmacy on the morning of Ash Wednesday, when she passed the new Catholic Church on 18th Avenue just as its congregation was leavi...
Irish people are either lazy or hate housework, according to a survey.
The Organisation of Economic Co-operation and Development (OECD) looked at the unpaid work habits of 26 different countries and found that the Irish spend just one-and-a-half h...
LONDON - At a demonstration in the city's notourious East End, iRobot showcased their new 'bot.
iRobot who also make the Roomba, the self-vacuuming robot for the home, will sell the new Cityba, which can clear up street crime with efficiency and s...
Headlines in the UK's "exploding head" press this morning proclaimed the latest scandal that proves we're going to Hell in a handcart.
Of all the people claiming sickness benefit, 75 per cent are skiving, screamed the Daily Express.
KATHMANDU, Nepal - Twenty Nepali climbers perished at the peak of Mount Everest this week after removing several decades of accumulated debris from the upper mountain in a record-breaking high altitude clean-up campaign, authorities said Tuesday.
The union for Borax at the plant in California was just on the news today as they have been locked out since January, because they reused to work for a contract and the owners had to close, because they could not keep paying union pay with the curren...
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