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Funny story: CDC Announces Fully Vaccinated People with Low COVID Risk Will Have Limited Freedom of Peaceable Assembly

CDC Announces Fully Vaccinated People with Low COVID Risk Will Have Limited Freedom of Peaceable Assembly

Constitutional rights are no longer completely off the map in the United States, Dr. Randi Wallace of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention recently announced; fully vaccinated people at low risk of death from COVID-19 may now gather in very…

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Funny story: Joe Biden Wrestles with Crippling Case of Imposter Syndrome

Joe Biden Wrestles with Crippling Case of Imposter Syndrome

“Sometimes, I wonder how I even ended up running for vice president - I mean president,” said an incredulous Joe Biden regarding his bid for the Democratic nomination for the 2020 election. “I’m not even that smart.” Despite the support and endors...

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Funny story: Lawmakers make it a crime to be black in many US states

Lawmakers make it a crime to be black in many US states

Lawmakers in many US states, after growing tired of inmates blaming their arrests on their race, have finally made being a member of a minority group a crime. So now, when inmates allege that they are only in prison due to their race, prison official...

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Funny story: Seven Year Old Wrongly Accused In Game Of Cops & Robbers

Seven Year Old Wrongly Accused In Game Of Cops & Robbers

Controversy embroiled Franklin Baxter Elementary today when seven-year-old, Lewis Blackman, was wrongly accused in a friendly game of Cops & Robbers during lunch recess. The young boy, who was participating in an adjacent game of Rock, Paper, Sci...

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Funny story: Trump Rescinds Emancipation Proclamation: Are Civil Rights Amendments Next?

Trump Rescinds Emancipation Proclamation: Are Civil Rights Amendments Next?

Not content with wiping out numerous executive orders issued by his predecessor, President Donald Trump today signed a document canceling Abraham Lincoln's Emancipation Proclamation. Surrounded by officials from the Merchants and Manufacturers Asso...

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Funny story: Steve Bannon's White House Decorator Revives "Whites Only" And "Colored" Bathrooms For Black History Month

Steve Bannon's White House Decorator Revives "Whites Only" And "Colored" Bathrooms For Black History Month

Besides eliminating the new all gender bathrooms in the White House, Steve Bannon's decorator is having the old Whites Only and Colored designations painted on the bathroom doors. Because the redecorating was announced during Black History Month,...

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Funny story: Rand Paul Ends up with Pie on his Face

Rand Paul Ends up with Pie on his Face

Senator Rand Paul and Reverend Al Sharpton have shown some interparty solidarity and cut up a blueberry pie™ into equal slices at a dialogue and lunch event. Hey listen, this man Senator Rand Paul is great! gushes Reverend Al: I mean,...

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Funny story: United States to Celebrate 'Throwback Thursday' by Reinstituting Segregation for a Day

United States to Celebrate 'Throwback Thursday' by Reinstituting Segregation for a Day

In a recent move to win support of the increasingly racist white population, the U.S. government has decided to celebrate Throwback Thursday by resegregating the American population for a period of 24 hours this Thursday. States have been instruc...

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Funny story: America may get its first white president in less than 100 years

America may get its first white president in less than 100 years

The USA may be less that 100 years away from having it's first white president according to civil rights campaigner George W Bush. As I stood with Bush overlooking The Mall in Washington yesterday, it was evident that change was indeed in the air...

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Funny story: New Yorkers Tired of Bending Over for 'Stop and Frisk'; Cops Suggest Alternatives

New Yorkers Tired of Bending Over for 'Stop and Frisk'; Cops Suggest Alternatives

New York - The heat is on the "stop and frisk" powers of the NYPD. Heavy political pressure has prompted Police Commissioner Raymond Kelly to develop alternatives to a procedure that allows police to detain and search anyone, at any time, withou...

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Funny story: "Free Bird," "Tuesday's Gone" mistakenly chosen for Civil Rights documentary soundtrack

"Free Bird," "Tuesday's Gone" mistakenly chosen for Civil Rights documentary soundtrack

BIRMINGHAM, AL - The credibility of local Civil Rights group "Never Again" is under fire today by critics who called into question the soundtrack for its newly released documentary, which contains songs by Southern Rock band Lynyrd Skynyrd. "Free...

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Funny story: NAACP applauds white judge's decision

NAACP applauds white judge's decision

Mayberry, Louisiana - The NAACP has issued a statement in which they have applauded the decision of white Justice of the Peace Keith Bardwell for his denial of a marriage certificate to an interracial couple. They've been joined in their thanks to...

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Funny story: Miss California Approves Court's Decision on Same-Sex Divorce

Miss California Approves Court's Decision on Same-Sex Divorce

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - The State of California's highest court handed down a 6-1 decision Tuesday to uphold voter-approved Prop 86, which bans the practice of allowing recently married same-sex couples to break their sacred vows of matrimony. Gathere...

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Funny story: Big Brother 8 Will Be Bigger, Better, Lewder And Louder Than Ever...But With No Racism

Big Brother 8 Will Be Bigger, Better, Lewder And Louder Than Ever...But With No Racism

Big Brother returns to television screens this week with a show that producers say is bigger, better, lewder and louder and more shocking than ever - but without the racism, of course.

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Funny story: MLK "I have a Bream?"

MLK "I have a Bream?"

The scene is Washington DC 28th August 1968.

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Funny story: US Vows To Kill All Penguins - "They just look like they're planning something all the time," Says Bush

US Vows To Kill All Penguins - "They just look like they're planning something all the time," Says Bush

Washington DC - President Bush announced today that he would make an even bolder move in the fight against terrorism by killing "every penguin everywhere on this planet."...

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Funny story: Battle Hardened Cheney warns critics not to equate US with Al Qaida

Battle Hardened Cheney warns critics not to equate US with Al Qaida

Fresh from urban combat in the American heartland, US Vice President Dick Chenney was on the offensive again as he delivered his hard hitting speech at the institute of War Studies. He lashed out at civil rights organizations in particularly, US Lawy...

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