Gordon Brown gave Chloe's head teacher special permission to excuse the wee starlet from knitting, art and PE today.
Chloe is in Calais, handing out Union Jacks and belting out all the war songs. Ant and Dec are collecting, among the huge crowds,...
Ten year old, Chloe Hickinbottom has arrived on the scene at the perfect time. Her performance of "White Cliffs of Dover" on Britain's Got talent has resonanted in some unlikely places.
The Labour ex government want her as their pin up girl. As t...
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