MANHATTAN - (Satire News) - The Vox Populi News Agency is reporting that Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump has been taken in to custody (yet again). This time several witnesses reporting see the Mar-a-Lago Liar engaging in what really looked like a ca…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Well everyone knew that it was just a matter of time before one of Trump's favorite confidantes would go totally and completely bat shit crazy. The Daily Drama is reporting that the man who is known as one of the ug…
MANHATTAN – (Satire News) – Residents of the “Big Apple” had the scare of their lives as a real honest-to-goodness flying saucer landed right in the middle of Central Park. NYPD officers stated that at first they thought it was some kind of a hoax…
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Hollywood Innuendo reporter Fajita San Guacamole has just announced that Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck, known as Bennifer, have just signed to star in the remake of the Tri-Moon Films production of “Pretty Woman.” A sp…
Former NYC Mayor Rudy Giuliani was picked up by metro police at 6:30 am this morning in Central Park after several complaints. Guiliani wore a very nice suit jacket, starched white shirt and a sharp red tie, but no pants. When questioned by polic…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) - Sacha Baron Cohen has just learned that Donald Trump’s lawyer, Rudy Giuliani, is suing him for portraying him in his new film as a perverted, tax-dodging, draft-dodging, sexual predator. Cohen said that Giuliani is…
MANHATTAN - One of the Big Apple's most popular dog walkers says that her business has drastically been reduced because of COVID-19. Tatum Dazzle noted that the new “No Dog Walking” ordinance is literally killing off her business, and she says she...
New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio recently made political history by announcing that free universal pre-kindergarten will now be available to all four-year-old children - and to retired New York City carriage horses of any age. Citing the cruel a...
Although there was no apparent earthquake nor did anything appear on the charts but a sinkhole has appeared in New York's Central Park. "I was out jogging early this morning about an hour after daylight and I came pretty close to tumbling in", sta...
NEW YORK CITY - Anderson Cooper is shocked to hear the recent rumor that he recently went out on a secret date with Kathy Griffin. Cooper who is an avowed gay male stated that he has no idea where the rumor started but if he was a betting guy he w...
NEW YORK CITY - Mayor Bill de Blasio has stated that his goal is to figure out ways for the city of New York to get back on its feet financially. He recently stated to a group of delicatessen owners that he wants for New York City to become the ex...
New York Mayor de Blasio, who has been trying to do away with horse-drawn carriages in and around Central Park, says that he's thinking of of doing it a different way. "I realize this is an unpopular decision and I have hundreds of letters from c...
Mayor-elect Bill de Blasio has vowed to act quickly to abolish horse-drawn carriages in the city, especially around Central Park. Many will argue over this as they say New York is losing all its traditions. "What are our kids to do that love ri...
The World famous fictitious Nelson Mandela Flats in Peckham, London are controversially to be double dedicated to Nelson Mandela. Made famous by the British Sitcom, "Only Fools and Horse Work" which is full of irony jokes, starring David Jason and...
NEW YORK CITY - There is a widespread movement in the city of New York to honor the late president of South Africa Nelson Mandela by naming Central Park in his honor. Several council members have asked that the mayor consider making the necessary...
NEW YORK CITY - The man that many refer to as the male version of Lindsay Lohan seems to stay on the front pages for all of the wrong reasons. If Baldwin isn't arguing with airline pilots, he's pushing around members of the paparazzi, or calling t...
NEW YORK CITY - Adele was in The Big Apple taking in the sites before flying back across the pond to her home in England. She stated that she was amazed at the amounts of squirrels running around Central Park. The London resident confessed tha...
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