The one thing we know about Donald Trump is that he will unleash some sort of surprise on us prior to the November election. Right now, his reelection looks like a long shot, and he is unlikely to go stoically about business as usual, and gracefully…
The people of France have spoken, in French, to send a stark message to their political parties by choosing another country to rule over them. In a remarkable turn of events, the country of Holland will assume the French presidency after defeatin...
WASHINGTON D.C. - Word filtering out of the White House is that President Barack Obama is not a happy camper. It seems that the other day during a White House State Dinner in honor of France's First Lady Carla Bruni-Sarkozy Vice-President Biden in...
David Cameron has secretly reconsidered his decision to veto the Eurozone agreement, not because Coalition Deputy Prime Minister Nick Flegg threw a wobbly and poured arsenick in his tea but because he overheard the French foreign minister talking abo...
PAMPLONA, Spain - The Pamplona Chamber of Commerce has revealed that for the first time in its history the chamber has found itself in the red. Chamber of Commerce President Ricardo Bernardo Machismo, 47, spoke at a recent meeting and informed the...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Michelle Obama, the nation's First Lady, or First Mama, as her husband President Barack Obama calls her, is extremely upset at what she is calling unfounded findings regarding alleged allegations about a so-called illegal gift whic...
London - A National Executive Committee hypnotherapisst will knock out the Labour leader with the power of auto-suggestion, it has been revealed. Milliband, 69, has long complained about a 'frog inside his throat' - thought to be a leftover from a...
WASILLA, Alaska - The husband of the former governor of Alaska has stated that he is really starting to get worried about the mental and emotional state of his wife. Todd Palin spoke to a reporter for USA DAYBREAK and said that the day after the 8.9 earthquake hit Japan, his wife was in the kitchen cooking some chicken fried moose balls. Todd was sitting in the living room reading The Wasill...
The French public have been taken by surprise following the announcement that Carla Bruni has been commissioned to write a new national anthem. A recent poll revealed that most French were quite happy with The Marseillaise (The jolly one that goes...
PARIS - Brigitte Bardot retired from making films in 1973 to become a full time animal rights activist. And in that time she has helped to save the wandering whales off the coast of Wales, the pigskin dolphins off the coast of Miami, and the French f...
The Vatican ordered Carla Bruni not to accompany her husband, French President Nicolas Sarkozi, on a state visit to the Roman Catholic HQ. Officially, the reason given was that nude and scantily-clad pictures of the former model and singer would b...
The famous long, thin and crispy French baguette, so loved by visitors to France, has disappeared from the shelves of Paris bakeries. This was something which last happened 221 years ago (1789) and which sparked off the French Revolution and resulted...
Moscow - (Na Zdrawie!): France's Premiere Madame has tested DNA positive for being Anna Chapman's mother, KGB sources said today. That makes the failed 'Ukranian' spook a 99.9% contender for Silvio Berlusconi's grand-daughter, sparking fears of ye...
Paris - (Trompe l'Oeil): France's Premiere Madame Carla Bruni Sarkozy has hit out at 'ridiculous' taunts that she might be Vanesssa Perroncel's birth mother. "Imbeciles! Just because we are both gorgeous, famous, incredibly talented, sophisticated...
France's First Lady Carla Bruni raised eyebrows when she was seen buying a KFC Bargain Bucket on the outskirts of Paris. Sweeping up to the eaterie in a cavalcade of cars, Bruni stunned on-lookers by heading for the popular restaurant. Staff cl...
Paris, France - French President, Nicolas Sarkozy, collapsed while jogging today. Reports are that it was shortly after he and his wife Carla Bruni-Sarkozy had a lover's quarrel over lovemaking. Sarkozy disclosed to his attending physician at the hos...
Michael Jackson look-alike Carla Bruni is to edit the Sunday Times. The expressionless former model was invited by a group of old sleazebags from the esteemed newspaper last month to take on the role after they discovered that they practically dedica...
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