The Teflon Don, John Gotti, formally endorsed Carl Paladino for New York Governor over Andrew Cuomo. Although Gotti, boss of the Gambino crime family, died June 10, 2002, he is still feared because of his ability to defy the long arm of the law, inc...
The tide appears to be turning in the NY GOP Governor primary. Rick Lazio is dropping off the media radar screen, and Carl Paladino is gaining in the polls. "Lazio's just not sexy," said columnist Fred Dicker, "Paladino is more entertaining, with...
The Carl Paladino campaign team has added another political insider, Jennifer Nelson. Ms. Nelson recently left the office of Congressman Mike McMahon (D-Staten Island) amid a scandal involving anti-Semitism. In the incident at McMahon's office, Ne...
The Carl Paladino campaign announced a new contest today for supporters to help choose a nickname for the Governor candidate, hoping it will help him compete with Little Ricky (Rick Lazio) and the Cuomo-nator (Andrew Cuomo). Early results in the c...
Carl Paladino accused Rick Lazio and Andrew Cuomo of taking campaign contributions from "Islamofascists" today. He produced a list of "terrorist sympathizers" who have given money to the two candidates. At the top of Paladino's list (alphabetical...
Saif Shah Mohammed got a surprise today - an eviction notice from Republican Governor candidate Carl Paladino. Mr. Mohammed works near the World Trade Center with the law firm Clearly Gottlieb. Paladino campaign spokesman Michael Caputo explained...
A series of e-mail messages from within the Carl Paladino campaign team were leaked to your correspondent yesterday. They include revealing messages between campaign manager Michael Caputo and two political operatives, Roger Stone and John Haggerty. Paladino is a Republican candidate for Governor of New York. Haggerty was recently indicted for allegedly stealing over a million dollars from New...
Republican candidates Rick Lazio and Carl Paladino issued dueling press releases attacking Democrat Andrew Cuomo over the Lasagna-Gate scandal. The NY Governor race is getting spicy. Cuomo was caught the other day in a dispute between his mother a...
Carl Paladino picked up a key endorsement today from Democratic Senator Chuck Schumer. Paladino, a Tea Party Republican, is running for Governor in New York. Speaking at the Ellicott Center in Buffalo, Schumer spoke warmly of the candidate: "Carl...
Carl Paladino, a candidate for NY Governor, denied today that he'd had sex with a horse. Paladino was responding to allegations from website WNYMedia, which had previously criticized him for e-mailing a pornographic video of a woman having equine sex...
Coming this November, New York State will choose its next Governor. The last two haven't done well, with trollops and uncompensated extramarital affairs, legal mischief, and a variety of other ethical lapses. Due to intense public interest in the...
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