Renowned Lothario Peter Stringfellow has died after having his penis severed by an intruder to the Playboy mansion in the early hours of this morning.
The intruder claims he wandered in whilst "looking for a toilet" and mistook the ageing self-pr...
A handyman from California who went missing six months ago has told police that he was taken hostage and forced to do odd jobs around a large house.
Gordon Bucket said that after being hired to fix a leaking tap at the Playboy Mansion in Holmby Hi...
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