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Funny story: Cheap airline offering "standing room only" unless you bring your own deckchair!

Cheap airline offering "standing room only" unless you bring your own deckchair!

It seems the days of cheap and nasty flights are not quite over as one of its most infamous proponents is making every option an optional extra. Passengers flying on 'Leprechaun Airways' will be charged for check-in (online or otherwise), hold lug...

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Funny story: New radical budget flight company to pose threat to existing budget flight companies

New radical budget flight company to pose threat to existing budget flight companies

At a press conference today, the UK's newest budget airline, FlyMonEasyRyanJetB2 announced a very radical model for budget airfares bringing the flight industry into a complete new era aimed at benefiting the consumer and not just chief executives n...

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Funny story: Greek turtle eggs cause budget airline to crash!

Greek turtle eggs cause budget airline to crash!

On the Greek island of Zakynthos it seems not even budget airlines cannot beat turtle mums laying their eggs on the beach! British tourists waiting in vain for their replacement plane to arrive had to suffer an extension to their holidays (poor th...

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Funny story: Parachutist on budget airline flight attempts to open door mid-air!

Parachutist on budget airline flight attempts to open door mid-air!

On a budget airline flight from Poland to the UK (not the one from Ireland!), a man wearing a parachute (rather unusual?) plonked himself in front of the emergency exit ready for a jump. During the flight, luckily, a stewardess observed the strang...

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Funny story: Cheap airline throw granny off plane with her bagpipes!

Cheap airline throw granny off plane with her bagpipes!

A renowned cheap ticket airline, that originates from the Emerald Isle called Ireland, took offence when a Scottish granny attempted to smuggle her bagpipes on board a flight from Belgium to the UK! It seems the granny was hoping to entertain the...

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Funny story: Ryan-heir Proposal To Save Glasgow Prestwick Airport With Trash Class Flights

Ryan-heir Proposal To Save Glasgow Prestwick Airport With Trash Class Flights

Trash Class flights with aircraft interiors looking like Glasgow bus shelters on a Saturday night have been put forward as a means of saving struggling Prestwick Airport. The aircraft interiors will be less "posh" and intimidating to Glaswegians.

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Funny story: Bryanair Denies Using Cattle Prods to Speed up Turn Around Time

Bryanair Denies Using Cattle Prods to Speed up Turn Around Time

Steerage class airline Bryanair yesterday claimed that their passengers were not being herded onto the aircraft with cattle prods. C.E.O Mark O'Leary said this morning, "They are just low voltage vibrating wands to remind people to move quickly."...

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Funny story: Sparks and Mensa launch their Klein Luggage

Sparks and Mensa launch their Klein Luggage

Sparks and Mensa, the department store for those with an above average IQ, launched their latest luggage range, but it has already come under fire. The so called 'Klein Range' uses the principles laid down by German mathematician Felix Klein to de...

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Funny story: Budget airline passenger-piss outrage

Budget airline passenger-piss outrage

Boss of Irish budget airline Cryinair, Mick O'Weary, was hiding from the Press last night after a routine Customs check on one of its planes returned shocking findings. Occasionally we check the fuel on all commercial aircraft,' explained HMRC spo...

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Funny story: Budget Airline Set To Charge By Bodyweight

Budget Airline Set To Charge By Bodyweight

Budget airlines Flyinair may no longer be considered 'budget' as it is set to outline a new pricing structure. From April 2014, fares will be determined by the weight of the passenger. Dietician, Anna Recksick, agrees with the moves. She argues...

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Funny story: Budget airline claim Iceland are to blame for volcanic eruption!

Budget airline claim Iceland are to blame for volcanic eruption!

Cheap and nasty airline, R++n++r, have been ordered to pay compensation to their passengers that were grounded during the Icelandic eruption of the volcano, Eyjafjallajokull, not Bjork. Airline boss, Michael O'Leprechaun (name changed for illegal...

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Funny story: Airbus pilot left behind - nobody noticed

Airbus pilot left behind - nobody noticed

Philip Entwistle, a pilot for the budget airline Budgie Air, was left behind at Newcastle Airport yesterday when his plane left without him. "To be fair," said Entwistle, "pilots don't do very much any more. We're mainly there for insurance purpos...

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Funny story: 11 year old thrown off plane

11 year old thrown off plane

An 11 year old boy who managed to evade passport control and security checks has smuggled himself on board a flight from Manchester to Rome. Cabin crew became suspicious when the boy declined to purchase a £5 cup of coffee or an £8 sandwich. W...

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Funny story: New Irish budget airline launched with new mottos and plenty of fee-paying extras

New Irish budget airline launched with new mottos and plenty of fee-paying extras

A new budget Irish airline has been launched that plans to compete with other existing budget Irish airlines. Called RyeandHair Underground Airways (not to be in any way confused with other Irish airlines of a similar name such as Aer Lingus or Ai...

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Funny story: Budget Airlines Defends Charges

Budget Airlines Defends Charges

Budget airline Flyinair have defended the £6 charge per passenger for all flights booked using a credit or debit card as fair, the sum simply covering the costs of booking flights. 'We have to write down the information from the credit or debit c...

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Funny story: Standing Room Only on Cryan Air

Standing Room Only on Cryan Air

Budget Airline, Cryan Air, are to introduce a new cattle class to their budget flights. Previously, first class on Cryan Air was getting leg room with your seat, now it is to be actually getting a seat. In an effort to increase dwindling profit...

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Funny story: Discount Space Travel

Discount Space Travel

With the news that a clown has gone into space as a tourist, spending a cool twenty million dollars for his twelve day holiday, the big discount airlines have decided to get in on the act and offer their usual service but into space. BrianAir will...

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