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Funny story: Ron Gets Hypnotized By An Anaconda

Ron Gets Hypnotized By An Anaconda

Ronnie DontSayIt (or however you spell it) has come out of the closet! He was locked in when the janitor left for the night, and he did some long hard thinking until the sun came up. Why doesn’t Ron like transexual people? Why the vocal hatred?…

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Funny story: BRAZIL WAX NOW: 10,000 Trenton Women Rallying to Make Men the Only Waxers

BRAZIL WAX NOW: 10,000 Trenton Women Rallying to Make Men the Only Waxers

NEWS FLASH: Trenton, New Jersey, 9:23 a.m. EST. Our on-site reporter is keeping our news desk on the Delaware River in Washington's Crossing constantly updated about this volatile situation. Right now, we are bringing this news to our readers simu…

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Funny story: Brazilian Mar-A-Lago Won’t Attract Monkey Shit

Brazilian Mar-A-Lago Won’t Attract Monkey Shit

Donald Trump Junior has finished construction on his father’s mansion in Brazil, near the Amazon jungle. There, daily shipments of coke, meth, some weird frog poison that makes you high, and any other drugs he can get through his family’s South Ameri…

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Funny story: Blackface Jibe As Don Trump Jr Beard Microblading Fails

Blackface Jibe As Don Trump Jr Beard Microblading Fails

New York, NYC - President Trump’s son Donald Jr is in the doghouse, a Downtown tattooist said today, after pics of his disastrous beard microblading cock-up went viral on the web. Trump Jr, 69, had sought treatment for an embarrassing bald patch w...

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Funny story: Pope building showers and Brazilian waxing spa for 'homeless' altar boys

Pope building showers and Brazilian waxing spa for 'homeless' altar boys

Rome - Some pre-War pubic restrooms in the Catacombs have been given a makeover by the Pope with the installation of three showers, a barber's and a dumb waiter for homeless altar boys in need of a scrub. Clients, some as old as fourteen or fifte...

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Funny story: Michelle Obama goes commando in latest anti-dandruff therapy craze

Michelle Obama goes commando in latest anti-dandruff therapy craze

Washington AC/DC - It's every woman's nightmare when aerating the family jewels in a Sharon Stone-esque outfit and not much more besides. This morning it was the turn of First Lady to discover the amazing reflective properties of her glossy leath...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Caught Playing Hide and Seek In Brazil

Lindsay Lohan Caught Playing Hide and Seek In Brazil

SAN PAULO, Brazil - It appears that rehab-bound Lindsay Lohan is not quite ready to hang up her drinking glass just yet. The Hollywood starlet known as The Freckle Faced Train Wreck flew down to Brazil (no pun intended) to film a commercial for Yu...

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Funny story: Doctors Optimistic About Man's Reattachment Surgery Following Tragic Waxing Accident

Doctors Optimistic About Man's Reattachment Surgery Following Tragic Waxing Accident

Louie Toon said he just wanted to get "groomed up" to surprise his girlfriend, but now the 27-year-old man is facing major reattachment surgery following a tragic accident while undergoing a Brazilian waxing treatment. "The first time they rippe...

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Funny story: Gassy Emperor Penguins suspected behind Brazilian research station blast

Gassy Emperor Penguins suspected behind Brazilian research station blast

King George Island, Antarctica - Bloated from gorging on krill and squid a colony of gassy Emperor Penguins may be behind the fire that's gutted a Brazilian research station in the Antarctic. Until this morning the Comandante Ferraz base was carry...

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Funny story: Brazilian Blowout Claims American Victim, Ru Paul Now Straight

Brazilian Blowout Claims American Victim, Ru Paul Now Straight

The wildly popular and medically controversial hair straightening treatment in South America has produced some shocking side effects, including the turning of television drag queen, Ru Paul, from gay to straight. Famous for his ultra glam look on...

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Funny story: 'Brazilian Butt' Craze

'Brazilian Butt' Craze

Does the Brazilian Big Butt Lift Workout Really Work? The Brazilian Big Butt Lift sounds like an intense fun workout, after all Brazil is full of beautiful sexy women with great big butts.  However, there are hundreds of Brazilian Big Butt workout DVDs on the market, all claiming to give you the 'junk in the trunk' results you're looking for.  How do you know if all the hype about the Brazil...

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Funny story: Katie Price - Leveson Enquiry

Katie Price - Leveson Enquiry

Katie Price, aka Jordan (the mahoosive breasted lover of geeky Greek men and lingerie wearing cage fighters) today started giving evidence about her experiences relating to UK press ethics. Price aimed her criticisms clearly at the now defunct New...

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Funny story: Obama says Queen is a 'Cheap Sauce Of Brazilians'

Obama says Queen is a 'Cheap Sauce Of Brazilians'

London - Hailing the 'enduring bombs' between our two countries the US President called the Queen royal 'toast'. "Your majesty's a living witness to our lyings...alliance!" Obama droned on. "And a cheap sauce of Brazilians - er...chief source of our resilience! "Hic." The Queen just sat there fidgeting in her royal banquet seat, the lamb en croute aux oignons verts repeating on her e...

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Funny story: Pippa Goes Commando; Leaves SAS Fans Panting!

Pippa Goes Commando; Leaves SAS Fans Panting!

Pippa Middleton, her svelte assets showcased on front pages of tabloids everywhere after her stunning coming out party during sister Kate's recent wedding, took time out yesterday to show her colours at a local military base. Ms. Middleton emerge...

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Funny story: Pippa Middleton Upset Stories About Her Vagina Not Dominating "The Spoof!"

Pippa Middleton Upset Stories About Her Vagina Not Dominating "The Spoof!"

Pippa Middleton, sister of Kate Middleton and "star of the show" at the recent Royal Wedding, is upset that stories about her vagina are not dominating the most read, most shared, and most rated charts on the humor website "The Spoof!" Pippa, who's...

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Funny story: Arsenal's Andrey Arseshavin goes for full-on Brazilian

Arsenal's Andrey Arseshavin goes for full-on Brazilian

Emirates Stadium - New non-chafe shorts will have to be worn for a while, the Gunners midfielder told worried team mates today. Russian-born Arse-shavin has struggled to hold down the North London club's official kit which may have 'rubbed him up...

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Funny story: Carpet and Drapery Companies Merge; Male Customers Excited

Carpet and Drapery Companies Merge; Male Customers Excited

Long thought to be an interior decorating problem if the home or apartment owner was looking for a singular Bauhaus or Feng Shui look, the problem was solved last month as Mohawk Carpet and Bush Drapery companies completed their merger. "It was di...

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