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Wall Crashes after 42 Bottles of Beer

Funny story: Wall Crashes after 42 Bottles of Beer

Wall Street (SAPP) - Hackers from Bavaria have claimed responsibility for toppling a wall full of beer bottles. This follows a long string of mishaps regarding wall security tactics and countermeasures. This most recent security breach is by far the worst. "There were originally about 103 bottles of beer on the wall," says Bud Visor, chief of wall security. "I will be checking into the log file...

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Justin Bieber Latest Mooning Stunt Sued By Hotel, Then He Sues Hotel!

Funny story: Justin Bieber Latest Mooning Stunt Sued By Hotel, Then He Sues Hotel!

Hard to keep up-to-date with Justin Bieber these days. If he is trying to keep himself in the news, he's doing a good job. After leaving the stage recently after getting hit by a thrown plastic bottle, he has been charged with defacing a building...

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Mexico To Open A Tequila Factory In East Los Angeles

Funny story: Mexico To Open A Tequila Factory In East Los Angeles

EAST LOS ANGELES - Representatives of The General Pancho Villa Tequila Company of Cabo San Lucas, Mexico have met with U.S. representatives of The Left Coast Alcohol Alliance about importing tequila from Mexico. LCAA spokesperson Troy McTizzy, 32,...

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Stockport company adopts new approach for bottling whines

A long-established industrial unit in Stockport is all set to start bottling whines, moans and other grumpy stuff. The company's design department has come up with specially shaped glass containers for variegated examples of whines and moans.

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Obituary Of A Bottling Fiend

Funny story: Obituary Of A Bottling Fiend

Bob Bipschwitz was buried this morning. Bob was a bottler back before machines did the jobs of men.

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Trump Said News Media The Enemy

Trump said the news media was the enemy of the people. Saudi newsman Jamal Khashoggi was critical of the Saudi government, then goes missing in the Saudi Embassy in Turkey? Looks like a green light.
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