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Funny story: A Cocaine-Carrying Cat Successfully Climbs Over Trump’s Border Wall

A Cocaine-Carrying Cat Successfully Climbs Over Trump’s Border Wall

PAPOOSE RATTLE, New Mexico – (Satire News) – Border Patrol agents report that they saw a cat carrying a small backpack scale Trump's Border Wall. The agents are 99.8% certain that the backpack was filled with cocaine. They informed a reporter…

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Funny story: Trump Sends Aid To Help Bangladesh With Massive Floods: Entire World Population Faints

Trump Sends Aid To Help Bangladesh With Massive Floods: Entire World Population Faints

Donald Trump today had the equivalency of a stroke, only it came out as empathy in the form of an Executive Order. He authorized 33 billion dollars in relief aid to Bangladesh. He then ordered all nearby naval ships to assist in evacuating as many Ho…

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Funny story: Immigrants are Jumping The Border Wall and Returning Home at a Record Rate

Immigrants are Jumping The Border Wall and Returning Home at a Record Rate

EL PASO – The Immigration and Customs Enforcement Agency has just released some amazing statistics. They are pointing out that, just since the Coronavirus hit the USA, the amount of illegal immigrants who are opting to return to their homes south...

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Funny story: A Costa Rican ‘Tourist’ Caught Trying to Smuggle 70 Rolls of Charmin Toilet Paper Into the USA

A Costa Rican ‘Tourist’ Caught Trying to Smuggle 70 Rolls of Charmin Toilet Paper Into the USA

CALEXICO, California - Border Patrol agents in the border town of Calexico have apprehended a person they described as being an illegal tourist. Agents Dusty Voight and Chauncey Ortega said that they were patrolling the border wall between Calexic...

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Funny story: Mexico To Close The US-Mexico Border Because of EL C-19

Mexico To Close The US-Mexico Border Because of EL C-19

MEXICO CITY – Mexico’s Health Minister, Roberto “Bobby” Uber, has informed President Trump that Mexico will be closing the US-Mexico border very soon. He said that, according to the latest health statistics, which were provided by the Health Stat...

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Funny story: President Trump Travels To The California Border To Find Out Why His Fantastic Border Wall Keeps Falling Down

President Trump Travels To The California Border To Find Out Why His Fantastic Border Wall Keeps Falling Down

CALEXICO, California – Before President Trump left for his trip to India, he and Ivanka visited the California border town of Calexico. Trump had flown there to find out why his beautiful perfect border wall has already fallen down a total of 19 t...

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Funny story: Trump Responds Bitterly To Claims That His Wall Is Destroying Sacred Indian Ground In Arizona

Trump Responds Bitterly To Claims That His Wall Is Destroying Sacred Indian Ground In Arizona

NOGALES, Arizona – President Trump was in Nogales to dedicate a memorial to Apollo Diddawinski, 84, the man who single-handedly planted over 900,000 saguaro cactuses all over the state. And he did it while driving in a Volkswagen Beetle. The presi...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Says That Melania Has Not Had Breast Implants

Donald Trump Says That Melania Has Not Had Breast Implants

WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Trump recently met with Kitty Sequoia, a reporter with the iNews Agency at a local McDonalds. Trump stated that he wanted to clear up a story that had appeared in the latest issue of Consolidated News Magazine. POTUS t...

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Funny story: Trump Promises Border Wall, Democrats Promise to Remove Wall--Unemployment Permanently Ended

Trump Promises Border Wall, Democrats Promise to Remove Wall--Unemployment Permanently Ended

In a rare moment of bi-partisanship, Republicans and Democrats are united and their new found unity will have major implications for immigration policy and the U.S. labor market. According to Shiv Aalok, White House Minister of Truth, Democrat House...

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Funny story: Go Fund Me Border Wall Donors Go F-ck Yourself

Go Fund Me Border Wall Donors Go F-ck Yourself

Nationalist President Trump supporters have raised over $20 million in a few short months, but they'd have more luck digging a grave for their stupid wall project! "We Build the Wall" nonprofit group is claiming to be very near to the commencemen...

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Funny story: Update- Caravan of Disgruntled Americans Reach Guatemalan Border.

Update- Caravan of Disgruntled Americans Reach Guatemalan Border.

The thousands of middle and working class Americans about whom we reported on March 13th of this year, have reached the Guatemalan border, and are camped-out there awaiting asylum to get in and take over the lands and homes left behind by native refu...

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Funny story: President Trump's Wall Is Finished

President Trump's Wall Is Finished

Sources at the White House have said that President Donald Trump's controversial wall at the US/Mexican border is finished. It's not clear what's meant by this, however. It could be 'finished' in the sense that, the wall has, during recent week...

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Funny story: Mexican Drug Cartels Designated as Health Care Providers

Mexican Drug Cartels Designated as Health Care Providers

WASHINGTON DC - Now that the Democrat-controlled US Congress has passed a "Budget", Mexican Drug Cartels may be able to provide "Health Care Services" without fear of criminal charges and time in prison. With the support of many, many lobbyists and p...

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Funny story: Neurologist Recommends Wall for Trump’s Borderline Personality

Neurologist Recommends Wall for Trump’s Borderline Personality

While many assertions have been made regarding United States President Donald Trump's mental state, neurologist Donald Fraser, M.D., has proposed an actual solution: a neuro-physical wall to protect the internal boundaries of Trump’s borderline perso...

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Funny story: President Trump Starts Erecting Wall

President Trump Starts Erecting Wall

US President Donald Trump has, this morning, taken the first step towards realizing his dream of building a wall between the US and Mexico, by symbolically shovelling the first spadeful of dirt, in preparation for the first fencepost to be sunk.

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Funny story: In Moment of Weakness Pope Tells Trump No Priest Would Have Wanted to Molest Him

In Moment of Weakness Pope Tells Trump No Priest Would Have Wanted to Molest Him

Things grew rather heated in the ongoing dispute between Pope Francis and President Donald Trump regarding Trump's proposed border wall, bringing out lesser sides of both parties. The Pope chastised Trump for wanting to seize the historic La Lomit...

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Funny story: Trump Playing With Tiny Toy Soldiers Guarding Tiny Wall on His Desk

Trump Playing With Tiny Toy Soldiers Guarding Tiny Wall on His Desk

Some say he is spending his executive time watching TV. Some say he is tweeting. There’s been a lot of speculation about the ways in which the President of the United States spends his unstructured, “executive time”. The whole thing would’ve rema...

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