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Funny story: Trump's Buddy, Steve Bannon Arrested For Raising $29 Million To Help Build Trump's Wall But "Douche Bag" Bannon Kept All $29 Million

Trump's Buddy, Steve Bannon Arrested For Raising $29 Million To Help Build Trump's Wall But "Douche Bag" Bannon Kept All $29 Million

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - According to The prestigious Watchdog News Agency, everyone in the Trumpturd's circle of people was and is either an ass kisser, a suckass, or an asshole. WNA reporter Lulu Cul de Sac, noted that the only person clo…

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Funny story: A Black Cocaine-Carrying Cat Climbs Over Trump's Useless Wall In 9.3 Seconds

A Black Cocaine-Carrying Cat Climbs Over Trump's Useless Wall In 9.3 Seconds

TIJUANA, Mexico - (Satire News) - Boom Boom News (Mexico) reports that a highly trained Guatemalan drug cartel cat named Bobby, is responsible for smuggling over 900 pounds of cocaine from Guatemala into Mexico, and into the US, just since Jan. 1, of…

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Funny story: Trump's Border Wall Is As Effective In Stopping Drug Traffic As Using a Flyswatter To Kill a Hippopotamus

Trump's Border Wall Is As Effective In Stopping Drug Traffic As Using a Flyswatter To Kill a Hippopotamus

EAGLE PASS, Texas - (Satire News) - A reporter with The Austin Texan World, Gazebo Serengetti, has shown exactly how ineffective the Trumptwat's expensive-as-hell wall actually is. Serengetti took a photo of an automobile that crossed from Piedras…

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Funny story: Thousands of Undocumented Individuals Either Climb Over or Dig Under Trump's Totally Useless Wall Every Day

Thousands of Undocumented Individuals Either Climb Over or Dig Under Trump's Totally Useless Wall Every Day

EL PASO, Texas - (Satire News) - The Daily Max News Agency has just revealed that a recent QuinniPinni Poll has shown that every single day thousands and thousands of undocumented individuals from Guatemala, Costa Rica, Mexico, the Ukraine, and the D…

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Funny story: The Wall Experts Union Says That The Trumptard's Wall Was A Complete Waste of The American Taxpayers Money

The Wall Experts Union Says That The Trumptard's Wall Was A Complete Waste of The American Taxpayers Money

CHICAGO - (Satire News) - The Wall Experts Union recently held their annual convention at The Al Capone Commemorative Coliseum in the Windy City. A convention organizer said that 17,209 wall experts from all over the nation attended, including the…

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Funny story: Whatever Happened To Trump’s Mexican Wall?

Whatever Happened To Trump’s Mexican Wall?

Remember the wall Trump promised to build at the Mexican border? The wall that was supposed to be paid for by Mexico? The wall would keep out all the rapists, drug addicts, and murderers that Mexico sends to the United States? Trump came down the…

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Funny story: Texas Will Build Electric Border Fence Connected to Dependable U.S. Power Supply, Not Unreliable Texas Grid

Texas Will Build Electric Border Fence Connected to Dependable U.S. Power Supply, Not Unreliable Texas Grid

Austin, Texas - Texas Republican Governor Greg Abbott said that Texas will build an electric fence on the border with Mexico, without consulting the U.S. government or Biden Administration. In addition, the entire fence will be connected to the ex…

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Funny story: Mexico Says That They Are Going To Finish Building The US–Mexico Wall and Guatemala is Going to Pay For It

Mexico Says That They Are Going To Finish Building The US–Mexico Wall and Guatemala is Going to Pay For It

MEXICO CITY - (Satire News) - The government of Mexico is still extremely concerned about the number of COVID-19 cases in the United States; even though they have gone down drastically. With border states California, Arizona, and New Mexico still…

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Funny story: President Trump Hatched Mexican Wall Idea After Reading About Hadrian's Wall

President Trump Hatched Mexican Wall Idea After Reading About Hadrian's Wall

As we reach the critical point in the US presidential campaign, and possibly the decline of politics as we know it, it's been claimed that President Donald Trump first hatched the idea of a 'Mexican Wall' after first reading a story about Hadrian's W…

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Funny story: A Cocaine-Carrying Cat Successfully Climbs Over Trump’s Border Wall

A Cocaine-Carrying Cat Successfully Climbs Over Trump’s Border Wall

PAPOOSE RATTLE, New Mexico – (Satire News) – Border Patrol agents report that they saw a cat carrying a small backpack scale Trump's Border Wall. The agents are 99.8% certain that the backpack was filled with cocaine. They informed a reporter…

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Funny story: Trump Sends Aid To Help Bangladesh With Massive Floods: Entire World Population Faints

Trump Sends Aid To Help Bangladesh With Massive Floods: Entire World Population Faints

Donald Trump today had the equivalency of a stroke, only it came out as empathy in the form of an Executive Order. He authorized 33 billion dollars in relief aid to Bangladesh. He then ordered all nearby naval ships to assist in evacuating as many Ho…

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Funny story: Immigrants are Jumping The Border Wall and Returning Home at a Record Rate

Immigrants are Jumping The Border Wall and Returning Home at a Record Rate

EL PASO – The Immigration and Customs Enforcement Agency has just released some amazing statistics. They are pointing out that, just since the Coronavirus hit the USA, the amount of illegal immigrants who are opting to return to their homes south...

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Funny story: A Costa Rican ‘Tourist’ Caught Trying to Smuggle 70 Rolls of Charmin Toilet Paper Into the USA

A Costa Rican ‘Tourist’ Caught Trying to Smuggle 70 Rolls of Charmin Toilet Paper Into the USA

CALEXICO, California - Border Patrol agents in the border town of Calexico have apprehended a person they described as being an illegal tourist. Agents Dusty Voight and Chauncey Ortega said that they were patrolling the border wall between Calexic...

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Funny story: Mexico To Close The US-Mexico Border Because of EL C-19

Mexico To Close The US-Mexico Border Because of EL C-19

MEXICO CITY – Mexico’s Health Minister, Roberto “Bobby” Uber, has informed President Trump that Mexico will be closing the US-Mexico border very soon. He said that, according to the latest health statistics, which were provided by the Health Stat...

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Funny story: President Trump Travels To The California Border To Find Out Why His Fantastic Border Wall Keeps Falling Down

President Trump Travels To The California Border To Find Out Why His Fantastic Border Wall Keeps Falling Down

CALEXICO, California – Before President Trump left for his trip to India, he and Ivanka visited the California border town of Calexico. Trump had flown there to find out why his beautiful perfect border wall has already fallen down a total of 19 t...

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Funny story: Trump Responds Bitterly To Claims That His Wall Is Destroying Sacred Indian Ground In Arizona

Trump Responds Bitterly To Claims That His Wall Is Destroying Sacred Indian Ground In Arizona

NOGALES, Arizona – President Trump was in Nogales to dedicate a memorial to Apollo Diddawinski, 84, the man who single-handedly planted over 900,000 saguaro cactuses all over the state. And he did it while driving in a Volkswagen Beetle. The presi...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Says That Melania Has Not Had Breast Implants

Donald Trump Says That Melania Has Not Had Breast Implants

WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Trump recently met with Kitty Sequoia, a reporter with the iNews Agency at a local McDonalds. Trump stated that he wanted to clear up a story that had appeared in the latest issue of Consolidated News Magazine. POTUS t...

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