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Funny story: Man "Very Disappointed" With Richard Dawkins Book, 'The Blind Watchmaker'

Man "Very Disappointed" With Richard Dawkins Book, 'The Blind Watchmaker'

A man who returned to the UK recently, and bought a pristine secondhand copy of Richard Dawkins' book 'The Blind Watchmaker' for 50p from a charity shop, told today of his 'absolute disappointment' in the purchase, and how he now wishes he hadn't bot...

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Funny story: President Trump announces plans for 'lying' books

President Trump announces plans for 'lying' books

President Trump has launched an innovative program to get rid of books that he says are misleading the American public. The Trump Fahrenheit 451 program will start with all novels being removed from libraries. "I've been told these books are fu...

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Funny story: Trump To Destroy Scientific Data

Trump To Destroy Scientific Data

Nine members of Trump's transition team do not believe in climate change and all cabinet appointments that deal with global warming do not believe in it. Furthermore appointments to government agencies that deal with climate change are climate chang...

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Funny story: Luddite Society organise a Kindle burning

Luddite Society organise a Kindle burning

The Luddite Society are to hold a Kindle Burning party on Thursday to symbolise the destruction of what they see as the end of paper based books. "Kindles are an affront to every good thinking honest citizen," said Ned Ludd, who is the elected hea...

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Funny story: North Carolina pastor burns two hundred copies of Winnie the Pooh at author's grave site!

North Carolina pastor burns two hundred copies of Winnie the Pooh at author's grave site!

The Reverend T. J. McCorkle of Louisburg, NC was apprehended yesterday in the village of Hartfield, the UK, for burning two hundred copies of A.A. Milne' s famous children's book, Winnie the Pooh! The action took place at A.A. Milne's gravesite amid...

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Funny story: Tea Party Activists Burn Kindles to Protest Book Release

Tea Party Activists Burn Kindles to Protest Book Release

Self-described Tea Party activists in at least two states threw their Kindle ebooks onto bonfires over Halloween weekend to protest a book they call both offensive to their patriotic feelings and a danger to the country. Gold Hill, OR, November 1,...

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Funny story: Dictionary definition of 'religion' has changed in the latest edition

Dictionary definition of 'religion' has changed in the latest edition

The religions of the world are finally united thanks to a change in the definition of the word religion in the latest edition of the Oxford English Dictionary. The new definition reads: Religion (N): Any one of a set of delusional belief systems...

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Funny story: Religious book burning sparks riot

Religious book burning sparks riot

A riot today broke out in the canteen of Oxshirebridge University, as news filtered through that a student capable of thinking for himself, had burnt a copy of the 'Origin of Species', the Holy book of the evolutionist cult. As many as three cre...

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Funny story: Tea Party Activists Turn Kindles into Kindling to Protest Book

Tea Party Activists Turn Kindles into Kindling to Protest Book

Gold Hill, OR - It was a cold, wet January afternoon along the banks of the Rogue River in southern Oregon, just perfect for what self-described Tea Party activist Trapper Christian called a "good, old-fashioned book burning." What he threw onto the...

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Funny story: Obama sanctions Russell Brand book burning

Obama sanctions Russell Brand book burning

President Barrack Obama has given official sanctioning to the public burning of Russell Brand's autobiography "My Booky Wook". Obama agreed to the request of Pastor Terry Jones, who was recently stifled in his attempt to burn the Koran. Since then...

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Funny story: Pastor Behind Qur'an Burning Controversy Moving his Church to Guyana

Pastor Behind Qur'an Burning Controversy Moving his Church to Guyana

Terry Jones, Pastor of the Dove World Outreach Center in Gainesville, Florida has announced today that he is moving his church to a more hospitable location. Jones claims that due to the firestorm of controversy that was blown way out of proportio...

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Funny story: Koran Burning Protesters Burn Down Christian School in Indian Kashmir

Koran Burning Protesters Burn Down Christian School in Indian Kashmir

President Obama is caught in the middle of the clash of religions between Christianity and Islam. He is forming an alliance with moderate Saudi Arabia, Jordan, Egypt and the Gulf States against radical extremist Iran and Syria. 70% of Americans oppos...

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Funny story: Pensacola Pastor To Burn The Book 'Bambi' In Protest of Sarah Palin's Hunting

Pensacola Pastor To Burn The Book 'Bambi' In Protest of Sarah Palin's Hunting

PENSACOLA - Pastor Jerry Tones of The Church At The Top of The Stairs in Pensacola said that he is taking one of the all-time great children's stories Bambi and he will be burning the book in his assigned parking space at his church as a protest.

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Funny story: New Burning Horror

New Burning Horror

A mound of computers is being assembled in a Church backyard in downtown America. The leader of a flock of geese is determined to burn them so that he can demonstrate the fury of God at internet activity. Speaking to his flock of five fellow worsh...

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Funny story: Book Burning Cancelled

Book Burning Cancelled

Just in from Skoob News International affiliate, Bureau, the snippet king and all round good egg - the Gainesville Koran burning session to commemorate 9/11 has been cancelled. Which is a victory for common sense, human tolerance, and Elf n Safety...

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Funny story: George Dubya Bush says he spoke to God to urge crazy Florida pastor to cancel Koran-burning in exchange for imam cancelling Ground Zero mosque. Tea Baggers claim they saved America!

George Dubya Bush says he spoke to God to urge crazy Florida pastor to cancel Koran-burning in exchange for imam cancelling Ground Zero mosque. Tea Baggers claim they saved America!

NEW YORK, NEW YORK: What a difference a day makes - 24 little hours...so goes a popular song. But we're not just singing tunes here. For the past 2 days we have witnessed a flurry of activity with rabid Muslims all over the world going berserk as a...

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Funny story: Scientologists protest book burning

Scientologists protest book burning

In California, a group of Scientologists have today protested against a Florida church which plans to burn copies of their holiest book, "Dianetics" by L. Ron Hubbard. The Florida church are creationists, and they say that "Dianetics" is an evil b...

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