The Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, may be the first Labour PM in British history to be infected with the cringe-making deadly Tory bluetongue disease, it was revealed yesterday.
Scientists confirmed yesterday that an outbreak of 'Brown Nose' disease had been identified in pudding-faced old-Etonian and Conservative Party Leader, David Cameron at the annual party conference in Blackpoo...
Cardiff, Wales - (Sheep Shaggers Mess): The Welsh Sheep Farmers Union has issued a plea for calm today amid a suspected outbreak of Bluetongue virus.
Bellevue, Washington - (Cyberspace Mess): The Bluetooth Special Interest Group is suing the UK's Agriculture Ministry over reported slurs linking it to an outbreak of the mad cow disease-related bluetongue virus.
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