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Funny story: African Americans & Other Minorities Should Be Fitted With Body Cameras Say BLM

African Americans & Other Minorities Should Be Fitted With Body Cameras Say BLM

African Americans and other racial minorities across the United States should be equipped with body cameras in an attempt to combat the ever-increasing crimes committed against them by law enforcement officers. A spokesman for Black Lives Matter s…

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Funny story: Arizona Has Just Banned The Words “Woke,” “Bro,” and “Yo”

Arizona Has Just Banned The Words “Woke,” “Bro,” and “Yo”

PHOENIX – (Satire News) – The Arizona senate has just voted 93-7 to ban three words that are commonly associated with the Black Lives Matter movement. The words “Woke,” “Bro,” and “Yo,” will no longer be allowed to be spoken anywhere in the state…

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Funny story: Mayor of Vancouver apologises after retired black Judge handcuffed and arrested in case of mistaken identity

Mayor of Vancouver apologises after retired black Judge handcuffed and arrested in case of mistaken identity

A well-loved 81-year black Supreme Court Judge is the latest in a series of totally innocent people of colour arrested or beaten by North American police. Selwyn Romilly, who was the first black appointee to the British Columbia Supreme Court, wa…

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Funny story: Unwanted Phone Calls Ending; Black Lives Matter Joins Crusade

Unwanted Phone Calls Ending; Black Lives Matter Joins Crusade

South Los Angeles, CA. Special to The Spoof. Claiming that blacks are disproportionately targeted by unwanted spam phone calls, leaders of BLM today announced that as soon as police reform is enacted by congress, their organization will turn its att…

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Funny story: Vice-President Kamala Harris Suggests Forming The Department of Black Lives Matter

Vice-President Kamala Harris Suggests Forming The Department of Black Lives Matter

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – BuzzFuzz is reporting that Vice-President Harris, has met with members of the Black community about possibly forming a Department of Black Lives Matter. She told the assembled crowd that winning does have its per…

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Funny story: President Trump Wants All The Black People To Know He Donated $17 Million to The Black Lives Matter Boys Basketball Fund

President Trump Wants All The Black People To Know He Donated $17 Million to The Black Lives Matter Boys Basketball Fund

CORN SHUCK, Iowa – (Satire News) – President Trump, hot on his Campaign of Hate Tour, spoke before a paltry crowd of 92 people in Corn Shuck, Iowa, home of nothing but cornfields and corn farmers. He told the audience that corn is his most favorit…

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Funny story: The University of Texas Longhorn Band Says That Their Football Fight Song is Racist

The University of Texas Longhorn Band Says That Their Football Fight Song is Racist

AUSTIN – (Satire News) – The university’s assistant band director Chris Del Monte-Corn, said that the football fight song “The Eyes of Texas” is as racist as David Duke, Ann Coulter, and Donald Trump. Del Monte-Corn spoke with a reporter with The…

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Funny story: Easy Listening Music Enthusiasts In Call For Equality

Easy Listening Music Enthusiasts In Call For Equality

We're constantly told that we should not judge people or discriminate against them because of their color, sex, gender orientation, religion, or political stance, and now comes the latest warning - to stop judging people because of the music they lis…

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Funny story: NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell Makes a Big Announcement Regarding The Black Lives Matter Movement

NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell Makes a Big Announcement Regarding The Black Lives Matter Movement

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) - NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell spoke with members of the sports media on the ongoing controversy regarding the kneeling issue. The commissioner wanted to point out that he has ruled that those players who want to…

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Funny story: The Chicago Cubs Are Changing The Colors of Their Uniforms From Red, White, and Blue to Black and White in Honor of Black Lives Matter.

The Chicago Cubs Are Changing The Colors of Their Uniforms From Red, White, and Blue to Black and White in Honor of Black Lives Matter.

CHICAGO – (Sports Satire) - The Chicago Cubs organization has always had a pulse on the city located on Lake Michigan. ESPN-5 talked to Cubs manager David Ross at a local Red Lobster, and discussed his latest idea regarding the Black Lives Matter…

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Funny story: Black Lives Matter Tells The Utah Jazz to Change Their Racist Name

Black Lives Matter Tells The Utah Jazz to Change Their Racist Name

CHICAGO – (Sports Trivia) - A spokesperson for BLM has informed the owner of the Utah Jazz, Gail Miller, that they want her to change the team name, which is as offensively racist to blacks, as the name redskins is to Apaches, Comanches, and Kickapoo…

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Funny story: White BLM Protestor Screams "I Can't Breathe" While Looting Nike Store

White BLM Protestor Screams "I Can't Breathe" While Looting Nike Store

A white Black Lives Matter protester was heard screaming “I can’t breathe” — the phrase George Floyd uttered before his death that has become a slogan for the Black Lives Matter movement - after stumbling while carrying several boxes of Nike Air Max…

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Funny story: Dr. Dre To Release New Album With Rap And Hip-Hop Allstars

Dr. Dre To Release New Album With Rap And Hip-Hop Allstars

Not a man to sit on the fence and muse for very long, one of rap's biggest stars, Dr. Dre, has gone into the studio to record a new album that will feature some of his old associates, but also some new names on the scene. Dre, real name Andre Youn…

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Funny story: The Black Lives Matter Organization Demands That President George Washington Be Removed From The One Dollar Bill

The Black Lives Matter Organization Demands That President George Washington Be Removed From The One Dollar Bill

CLEVELAND – (Satire News) - Members of the BLM movement have made it abundantly clear that they want the picture of George Washington, the man who owned 124 slaves, taken off the one-dollar bill. They say that the Jewish community would not like i…

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