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Funny story: Washington Redskins New Name Suggestions Pour In

Washington Redskins New Name Suggestions Pour In

After confirmation, on Monday, that the Washington Redskins were to, finally, ditch their name, there was a rush amongst fans to suggest a new one. Redskins owner, Dan Snyder, who had originally said that he would "never" change the name, or his m…

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Funny story: Washington Under Pressure To Drop The Name 'Washington'

Washington Under Pressure To Drop The Name 'Washington'

As the tidal wave of race equality surges on, gathering pace and momentum, it's been revealed that very name of the capital, itself, is in the sights of the Black Lives Matter movement, and, some might say, with good cause. Washington, DC, was nam…

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Funny story: Blacks Criticized For Dressing In Whiteface

Blacks Criticized For Dressing In Whiteface

The Black Lives Matter organization has come under heavy criticism this afternoon, after several of its members were seen in broad daylight dressing up as White people. The scene was Washington, DC, at an event organized in support of the election…

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Funny story: The NBA Has Just Picked Up a Very Appropriate Sponsor

The NBA Has Just Picked Up a Very Appropriate Sponsor

DETROIT – The NBA has just informed the sports media that it has just picked up a brand new sponsor for the 2020 season. NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, said that the NBA is excited to welcome its newest corporate sponsor, Black Lives Matter. Si…

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Funny story: President Trump Addresses The Rumor That He Is Going To Double The Taxes of All Black Lives Matter Members

President Trump Addresses The Rumor That He Is Going To Double The Taxes of All Black Lives Matter Members

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The President says that the reports that appeared in the Chicago Daily Wind newspaper about him doubling the taxes of members of the Black Lives Matter organization, are simply not true. “Lies, put out by Nancy Pelosi, Robert De…

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Funny story: Houston Astros Consider Namechange

Houston Astros Consider Namechange

The Houston Astros are coming under increasing pressure to alter their team name tonight, after Black Lives Matter (BLM) representatives claimed the word 'Astros' was disrespectful to people of African origin, sounding, as it does, a bit like 'Afros'...

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Funny story: Trump sends subtle message that he is a Lefty

Trump sends subtle message that he is a Lefty

To celebrate America’s Independence Day, all former presidents deliver their sage and healing words standing tall and proud at the centre of the podium. However, Mr Trump has subtly indicated where his interest and vote banks lie. “We are now in t...

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Funny story: Kanye West Announces He Wants To Be The Second Black President

Kanye West Announces He Wants To Be The Second Black President

HOLLYWOOD – Hip-Hop Rapper Kanye West, who is married to Kim Kardashian, has just thrown his durag into the presidential ring, and stated that he wants to be the nation's second black president. Westy, as Tucker Carlson calls him, says that he is…

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Funny story: Mississippi Updates Its Flag

Mississippi Updates Its Flag

Biloxi, MS - The state of Mississippi is trying to shed its image as the most racist state in the Union, even deciding to take down their 126 year old flag, which is part confederate. But what to replace it with? ...hmmm? (or in Mississippi's cas...

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Funny story: Black Lives Matter Install George Clinton As President Of The Black USA

Black Lives Matter Install George Clinton As President Of The Black USA

As tempers continued to fray at the weekend, there was a major development away from the rioting, when the Black Lives Matter organization officially declared the former Parliament and Funkadelic frontman, George Clinton, the President of the Black U…

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Funny story: George Clinton To Re-release 'Paint The White House Black'

George Clinton To Re-release 'Paint The White House Black'

George Clinton, the leader of P-Funk bands, Parliament and Funkadelic, who has been named as the President of the Black United States of America by the Black Lives Matter organization, is set to re-release his popular 1993 single, 'Paint The White Ho…

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Funny story: Michael Jackson impersonator confused by Black Lives Matter

Michael Jackson impersonator confused by Black Lives Matter

Geoff E'hee, 47, of Leeds, is a professional Michael Jackson impersonator. He recently gained modest fame when he joined a protest march in the city to support Black Lives Matter, dressed as the famous singer, but was chased away for wearing a form o…

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Funny story: Black Wives Chatter!

Black Wives Chatter!

"Grandpa would be turnin' in his grave, innit", said Cedella Campbell, of Stratford, London. "Came over on dat Windrush boat, 1948, Tilbury, and now dis Johnson fatman, he just mash everyone up. I dig all Indians, but how dey speak, man, dey sound li...

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Funny story: Black Lives Matter Targets English Towns With 'White' In Their Name

Black Lives Matter Targets English Towns With 'White' In Their Name

As the Black Lives Matter caravan careers on and on, with, seemingly, no limit as to where it might end up, there has been unrest in hundreds of locations in England whose names contain the word 'White'. Demonstrations, protests, riots, looting, a…

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Funny story: Black Lives Matter Forces The Supermarket Chain Winn-Dixie to Change It’s Name

Black Lives Matter Forces The Supermarket Chain Winn-Dixie to Change It’s Name

JACKSONVILLE, Florida – Bowing to pressure from the national organization known as Black Lives Matter, a representative for the Southern supermarket chain has announced a corporate name change. Winn-Dixie will be dropping the name Dixie and adding…

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Funny story: Native American Indian With Dynamite Arrested At Mount Rushmore

Native American Indian With Dynamite Arrested At Mount Rushmore

It's been announced in the last few minutes, that police in the Black Hills have apprehended and arrested a man carrying a quantity of dynamite in the area of Mount Rushmore. The man was said by witnesses to be a Native American indian, and looked…

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Funny story: Black Women In Open Revolt Against Violent Husbands

Black Women In Open Revolt Against Violent Husbands

Just when we thought things couldn't possibly get any worse after the recent Black Lives Matter demonstrations and riots, a new protest has begun, against the domestic violence suffered against their persons by the black wives of black men. The o…

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