WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – An insider at the Central Intelligence Alliance has just released information that will most certainly land “Old Baby Fingers” in the hoosegow, as they used to say in the Wild West. The insider, who would only sa…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Kayleigh McEnany’s tenure as the White House press secretary may be coming to an end, and sooner than later. The little “Christmas Elf” went and put her size 6 elf shoe in her size 10 Barbie mouth. During her regular press co...
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The Land of Tweeters is having a field day, as Trump’s least favorite son, Eric, has proven the old cliché that "You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him count chickens". Eric, while talking to his future sister-in-...
WASHINGTON – El Presidente, as President Donald Trump is referred to in Spanish Harlem, has just discovered something that he says will cause Bernie Sanders to drop out of the Democratic Presidential Primary Race. POTUS smiled from ear-to-ear as h...
WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Trump has told the Vox Populi News Agency that he has undisputed proof that CNN’s Don Lemon was not born in Louisiana, but in Kenya. Trump spoke with Vox Populi’s Magenta McSalsa, and said that one of his secret servic...
In June of 1946, Fred Trump and his very pregnant wife were traveling (ill-advised... imagine that) from South Africa back to New York. Their plane suddenly lost power in of the engines. The engine was malfunctioning and would work and then fail agai...
If you thought Donald Trump was obsessed with the issue of Barack Obama's birth certificate, then let's set the record straight. His preoccupation with official birth documents goes way back, and it is best illustrated by an event in his own household some years ago. When Donald Trump, Jr., turned nine, the first born son of the real estate tycoon asked his father if he could have a model train...
In his never-ending quest to erase any trace of the existence of "Barak Obama" from the annals of history, Donald Trump claims that the entire surface of the president's body is covered with a thin shroud of camouflaged elastic material to disguise h...
NEW YORK CITY - Billionaire mogul Donald Trump is back on the front page again as he has demanded to see the birth certificate of Justin Bieber. Trump appeared on The Viagra View and he told Larry King that as a tax-paying citizen of the United St...
Barack Obama was born August 4th, 1961 in Honolulu, Hawaii. Or was he? Obama has feverishly defended that he was born in the United States, but has failed to produce a birth certificate. We have discovered why. After a long arduous search Obama's bir...
Paramedics with the help of "King," a survivor sniffer dog from El Paso, Texas, unearthed a small metal box near the North end of the explosion at the West Texas fertilizer plant, in an area that was thought to be where the offices once stood. "He...
Speaking out of both sides of his mouth, President Barack Obama insisted he would not force himself on anyone, saying he will not use a "Jedi mind-meld" to convince his enemies dat he be right. The president even seemed to hesitate on the word "me...
Donald Trump today made an astonishing claim today that President Barack Obama was behind the murder of child beauty queen JonBenet Ramsey in 1991. Trump who has spent most of the last five years attempting to prove that Obama was born in Kenya sa...
This September a woman asked me, "Yom Kippur, that's the holiday you buy the tickets for?" I found this somewhat disturbing since it was my Aunt Sadie. 95, I chalked it up old age. Ageist humor aside, I'll not reveal the identity of the woman who actually asked it because she is a shiksa in good standing with me. But it got me to thinking. It got me to thinking why it bothered me because I wasn...
Washington, DC - A typographical error discovered on Mitt Romney's birth certificate yesterday has reshaped the Republican nominee's presidential campaign. Due to the omission of a single, small "m," the document defines Romney as "a Moron" instea...
An independent group of concerned citizens is demanding that Donald Trump make his birth certificate public to prove that he is not really a space alien from another planet. Concerns from the United Citizens Group For Raising A Fuss has been voicing...
The President's re election campaign committee demanded to see the dental records of Mitt Romney going back at least three years. "The American people deserve a president with good teeth, especially since health care will be in shambles in a f...
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