London, UK - (Trompe l’Oeil Mess): A lethal fungal eruption on Woody Johnson’s lush front turd - uh, turf - has thrown into doubt next month’s Trump visit the US embassy’s resident toxicologist said today. Spores from the ‘Trompette de la Mort’ (...
(Philadelphia PA) Police report a man was found drowned in a bidet at the Four Seasons Hotel today. The man was indentified as Mr. Fish, 97, from the Fishtown section of Philadelphia. The elderly gentleman apparently thought the bidet was a type of w...
New York - (Ass Mess): Official: bare buttock billboards are now banned in New York after a judge upheld a minister's complaint that a bidet company cannot advertise its wares with such blanantly bare-assed cheek.
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