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Funny story: A Rogue Meteor on a Path to Hit Beverly Hills

A Rogue Meteor on a Path to Hit Beverly Hills

BEVERLY HILLS – (Satire News) – The members of the Beverly Hills celebrity community are all worried as hell, as U.S. meteorologists have just announced that a rogue meteor is headed right smack dab for the gated-community of Tinsel Town's filthy ric…

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Funny story: Man Arrested For Texting And Having Sex While Driving

Man Arrested For Texting And Having Sex While Driving

BILLINGSGATE POST: Slim Everdingle, erstwhile husband of former porn-star, Forever Ember Everdingle, was arrested driving 90 miles an hour on Sunset Boulevard early Sunday morning. Cited for driving having "no visible hands on the steering wheel" b...

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Funny story: Taylor Swift Says The Lesbian Rumors About Her and New Zealand Singer Lorde Are As Silly As Donald Trump's Hair

Taylor Swift Says The Lesbian Rumors About Her and New Zealand Singer Lorde Are As Silly As Donald Trump's Hair

LAKE CHARLES, Louisiana - Taylor Swift was in Lake Charles visiting her old high school music teacher. After their get together she went shopping for a new pair of boots. She was asked by a reporter with Music Moments Magazine about the rumors cur...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Consults A Freckles Specialist

Lindsay Lohan Consults A Freckles Specialist

BEVERLY HILLS - The Hollywood starlet who seems to have amazingly turned her turbulent life around, Lindsay Lohan, says that she is really feeling good about her self after years of despair. Lohan spent three months last year at The Henry & Be...

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Funny story: A Sinkhole In Beverly Hills Swallows Up A Rolls Royce, A Bentley, and A Lamborghini

A Sinkhole In Beverly Hills Swallows Up A Rolls Royce, A Bentley, and A Lamborghini

BEVERLY HILLS - Sinkholes do not only occur in Florida as residents of Pink Flamingo Drive in Beverly Hills have just found out. Beverly Hills resident Ibbie Dollardrift who is a Hollywood movie stuntwoman said that she was in bed at 3 am when all...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Has Been Prescribed Female Hormone Pills

Justin Bieber Has Been Prescribed Female Hormone Pills

BEVERLY HILLS, California - The highly troubled Canadian singer, Justin Bieber traveled to Beverly Hills to consult with a doctor who specializes in female hormones. Bieber was told by a close friend that his problem of acting like he's some tough...

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Funny story: Whipped Cream Makes For a Gentler Face Lift say Experts

Whipped Cream Makes For a Gentler Face Lift say Experts

BEVERLEY HILLS, CALIFORNIA - Dr. Fleming and Dr. Mayer, Top Rated Plastic Surgeon experts who have worked at the Beverly Hills Institute for 25 years, announced today they have developed a new additive for face and body work. "We are now adding...

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Funny story: McDonald's Says No To The Idea of Placing Big Mac Vending Machines In Macy's Department Stores

McDonald's Says No To The Idea of Placing Big Mac Vending Machines In Macy's Department Stores

OAK BROOK, Illinois - The world's largest fast food franchise has addressed the idea it had been developing regarding Big Mac vending machines. Company spokeswoman Nancy Zabeletta told the news media that the company had been toying with the idea...

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Funny story: Bruce Jenner To Let The Inner Woman Come On Out

Bruce Jenner To Let The Inner Woman Come On Out

BEVERLY HILLS - The word coming out of LaLaLand is that Bruce Jenner, who was the 1976 Olympic Decathlon champion, will be transitioning into womanhood. The 64-year-old husband of Kris Kardashian-Jenner was recently spotted coming out of The Tinse...

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Funny story: McDonald's To Introduce The McRibeyeburger In Order To Attract Richer Customers

McDonald's To Introduce The McRibeyeburger In Order To Attract Richer Customers

OAK BROOK, Illinois - McDonald's the fast food franchise that brought you the McEnchiladas and the McSushi has just developed another in a line of extraordinary menu items. Company Spokeswoman Nancy Zabeletta stated that for the past seven months...

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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez To Star In The Motion Picture 'The Boy Toy'

Jennifer Lopez To Star In The Motion Picture 'The Boy Toy'

HOLLYWOOD - A spokesperson for Sky Castle Films has just announced that Jennifer Lopez will soon start filming on the Bellanino Terrabini epic film The Boy Toy. J.Lo, who is 44, made it very clear that she would only agree to star in the movie if...

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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Has Been Invited To Beverly Hills To Get A Complete Makeover

Kim Jong Un Has Been Invited To Beverly Hills To Get A Complete Makeover

BEVERLY HILLS - North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has accepted an invitation to come to America and visit a Rodeo Drive Beauty Salon to get an extensive first-class makeover. FuFi Fondue, owner of The Haven of Hair Salon in Beverly Hills, spoke with...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus' White Short Shorts Reveal Her True Personality

Miley Cyrus' White Short Shorts Reveal Her True Personality

BEVERLY HILLS - If Miss Miley Cyrus is serious about trying to get her ex-fiance Liam Hemsworth back, she may be going about it the wrong way. Billy Ray Cyrus' 20-year-old daughter has proven that she definitely marches to the beat of a different...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Trying Her Best To Lure Liam Hemsworth Back

Miley Cyrus Trying Her Best To Lure Liam Hemsworth Back

BEVERLY HILLS - Miley Cyrus was down on Rodeo Drive doing some shopping to help get her mind off of her breakup with Liam Hemsworth. The ex-lap dancer was wearing a pair of the shortest short shorts found on the Left Coast. Buck Yazoo with Yipp...

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Funny story: Kate Gosselin Comments on Her Recent Upskirt Exposure

Kate Gosselin Comments on Her Recent Upskirt Exposure

BEVERLY HILLS - Kate Gosselin's limo pulled up to FuFi Fondue's Haven of Hair Salon on Rodeo Drive and instantly half a dozen members of the LaLaLand paparazzi were ready to pounce on her camera-wise. And Kate The Great, as ex-boyfriend Steven Tyl...

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Funny story: Pope Benedict XVI Moving To Beverly Hills

Pope Benedict XVI Moving To Beverly Hills

THE VATICAN - Italy's national news agency The Daily Vino has just reported that Pope Benedict XVI, 85, has made a highly surprising announcement. The leader of the Catholic church said that he has decided that after his resignation becomes offici...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Talks About Her Nude Calendar

Paris Hilton Talks About Her Nude Calendar

BEVERLY HILLS - Paris Hilton was in the Haven of Hair Salon getting her split ends taken care of. As she sat in her chair she noticed that there was a copy of her brand new 2013 Paris Hilton Nude Calendar sitting on top of a Cosmopolitan Magazine.

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