SOMEWHERE IN THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE - (US Satire) - The White House reports that the United States naval destroyer The USS Squanto, has reported a very unusual sighting while it was cruising in the Bermuda Triangle. Capt. Livingston Brian Krittsweat…
CARACAS, Venezuela - (Satire News) - An Air Venezuela commercial pilot has informed the World Airways Guild (WAG) that on a recent flight from Caracas to El Segundo, California, he and one of his flight attendants saw an extremely weird-as-hell sight…
POCATELLO, Idaho - (Satire News) - Weather phenomenon experts are very concerned at the fact that the world-famous Bermuda Triangle has disappeared. Dr. Peter Paul Windowmill, a graduate of Left Coast College, stated that the scientific triangle h…
White House Minister of Truth Shiv Aalok held a press conference this morning in the Rose Garden to defend, explain, justify and elaborate on news reports concerning requests made by President Trump to the government of Ukraine. Numerous independent...
Southampton UK: RMS Titanic II sailed for New York City (NYC) today on her maiden voyage following the same course her namesake traversed 104 years ago. The passenger list consisted of international politicians, potentates, Hollywood stars, TV person...
Marine Biologists from all over the world gathered in amazement in Plymouth this week to witness this spectacular discovery. The Bermuda Triangle, for centuries the biggest danger to ships around Bermuda was dragged up in a fisherman's trawler ne...
The Bermuda Triangle, made famous by Barry Manilow, has finally discovered a use for it's ability to make things disappear: it will be used as a rubbish dump for the world's nuclear waste. However, some scientists think that this could store up troub...
The United States Coast Guard station located in Key West, professed bafflement today after they lost track of Tiger Woods' 155' private yacht as it fled media attention in Miami and headed toward the Bahamas, and directly into the Bermuda Triangle.
Rio de Janeiro - (Merde Alors! Mess): An explosive temporal anomaly over the Atlantic's notorious Bermuda Fryangle sector is being swept by emergency Pentagon surveillance satellites following the disappearance of a French passenger jet today. The...
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