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Funny story: Newlyweds Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck To Star In The Motion Picture, "Pretty Woman - The Middle Aged Years"

Newlyweds Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck To Star In The Motion Picture, "Pretty Woman - The Middle Aged Years"

HOLLYWOOD - (Entertainment Satire) - Newlyweds J.Lo and Ben Affleck recently spoke to LaLaLand Daily writer Macadamia Honeysuckle at a pizza restaurant in West Holly. The couple known collectively as Bennifer, are both happier than either has ever…

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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck Donate $1.7 Million To The Ukrainian War Effort

Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck Donate $1.7 Million To The Ukrainian War Effort

HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - The National Rumblings News Agency has just reported that America's "Power Couple," Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck have just donated $1.7 to the Ukrainian war effort. NRNA writer Traci Diddle stated that J.Lo also donat…

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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez, AKA J.Lo Says She Loves All of The Skuttlebutt About Her Butt Reduction Story

Jennifer Lopez, AKA J.Lo Says She Loves All of The Skuttlebutt About Her Butt Reduction Story

THE BRONX, New York – (Satire News) – Jennifer Lopez is still regarded as one of the sexiest female celebrities. J.Lo is a “3-Way Mama” since she can sing, dance, and act. Her latest hit song, “Besame Mucho Mi Muchacho Chulo” recently hit #1 in th…

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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez Finally Addresses Those Persistent Pregnant Rumors

Jennifer Lopez Finally Addresses Those Persistent Pregnant Rumors

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The rumors that J.Lo is expecting have been swirling around since Labor Day, (no pun intended – well maybe). Alpha Beta News Agency reporter Mimosa Sabrosa, caught up with the singer, dancer, actress at a Burger Ban…

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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck to Star in the R-Rated Remake of “Pretty Woman”

Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck to Star in the R-Rated Remake of “Pretty Woman”

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Hollywood Innuendo reporter Fajita San Guacamole has just announced that Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck, known as Bennifer, have just signed to star in the remake of the Tri-Moon Films production of “Pretty Woman.” A sp…

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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez Says She Wants To Have Ben Affleck’s Baby

Jennifer Lopez Says She Wants To Have Ben Affleck’s Baby

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – A friend who is very close to Jennifer Lopez told Bedroom Pillow Talk’s Carolina Chipotle that J.Lo has fallen head-over-heels in love with Ben Affleck (again). The 51-year-old ‘Jenny from the block’ says that Ben h…

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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck Seen Frolicking and Rollicking on a Nude Beach Down In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck Seen Frolicking and Rollicking on a Nude Beach Down In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico – (Satire News) – Hollywood Innuendo’s crack reporter Fajita San Guacamole is reporting that former lovebirds, Jen & Ben, were spotted drinking avocado margaritas and munching on El Machote Fiery Hot Corn Chips down in sunn…

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Funny story: Ben Affleck Under Investigation For Researching Wrong Role in Las Vegas

Ben Affleck Under Investigation For Researching Wrong Role in Las Vegas

Las Vegas - Ben Affleck was caught 'counting cards' in Las Vegas this week and authorities are baffled as to why the actor was attempting such a feat. Apparently, Affleck was on a bender and claimed to be doing research for a role in the next Rai...

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Funny story: Donald Trump to star as new superhero "The Donald" in Hollywood blockbuster

Donald Trump to star as new superhero "The Donald" in Hollywood blockbuster

Look over there, its a man, no its a talking wig, no its "The Donald." Ivanka Trump made the announcement about her father today from the lobby of the Trump Tower Hotel. "The world needs a real hero," she boomed to the crowd, hand held over her...

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Funny story: Gemma Arterton Is Wonder Woman In Superman/Batman Film?!

Gemma Arterton Is Wonder Woman In Superman/Batman Film?!

Ever since the news broke that Zack Snyder was going to introduce Batman into the next Superman flick at Comic Con 2013 not to mention the bomb shell news that Ben Affleck is going to be the Batman, many people have speculated whether another Dc supe...

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Funny story: Ben Affleck on parenting

Ben Affleck on parenting

Ben Affleck made the following statement today. Clever how he can do that. Raising kids is the greatest thing I could do,…….. if I could find the little sods. You haven't seem them have you? They are quite small and speak a strange language that I find hard to understand. By the way, what is that stuff that leaks out of them? The smell! what the hell do they eat!? I think Jennifer saw one...

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Funny story: On Heels of Michael Bay 'Armageddon' Apology Comes Greater Apology From the Woman Who Birthed Michael Bay

On Heels of Michael Bay 'Armageddon' Apology Comes Greater Apology From the Woman Who Birthed Michael Bay

HOLLYWOOD, CA - On the heels of controversial director Michael Bay apologizing for making his oft-maligned science fiction 'epic' - "Armageddon" (Touchstone Pictures, 1998) - now Bay's mother is following in her son's footsteps by announcing her expr...

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Funny story: Renaming of Famous Clock Tower Big Ben Angers Comedic Actors Fans

Renaming of Famous Clock Tower Big Ben Angers Comedic Actors Fans

Furious fans of American comedian Ben Stiller are furious after news that London's famous clock tower, named after the Hollywood superstar, will be renamed Elizabeth Tower in honor of Queen Elizabeth's diamond jubilee. "The House of Commons Commi...

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Funny story: Garner-Affleck Stalker Declared "Nutty As A Fruitcake"

Garner-Affleck Stalker Declared "Nutty As A Fruitcake"

A judge in Los Angeles County has ruled that Marvin Strickland, who pleaded no contest at the hearing while playing with himself, to stay away from the Affleck family or their children at school or he will be going to a mental institution. The jud...

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Funny story: J. Lo jealous of Jennifer Garner's babies

J. Lo jealous of Jennifer Garner's babies

In an exclusive interview J. Lo's friend and confidant spilled the beans to me about Jennifer Garner's babies. J. Lo's friend said that J. Lo made the comment that she was jealous because Jennifer Garner was having too many pretty babies with Ben.

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Funny story: Ben Affleck and Matt Damon Join 'Hobbit' Cast

Ben Affleck and Matt Damon Join 'Hobbit' Cast

It's official, after months of negotiations, Ben Affleck and Matt Damon have signed on to the upcoming feature film adaptation of Tolkien's "The Hobbit" last weekend.

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Funny story: Sarah Silverman and Matt Damon Hot; Affleck and Kimmel Fizzle

Sarah Silverman and Matt Damon Hot; Affleck and Kimmel Fizzle

Comedienne and entertainer Sarah Silverman is reportedly seeing actor Matt Damon. The couple first went public about the relationship on the Jimmy Kimmel show with a video clip that has become wildly popular on YouTube and other web video sites.

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