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Funny story: Born To Spoof New Beginnings CH 4: Clone Ride To Oblivion

Born To Spoof New Beginnings CH 4: Clone Ride To Oblivion

The sheets of silk were nowhere near as smooth as #4's thighs. I woke with them wrapped around my head. As I lay there admiring the scenery I noticed a tatoo I'd never noticed before, "#007". I reluctantly I gently extricated myself for a call of nature. When I returned she was sitting up, "We'll be there soon." she said brushing her hair aside to show one of her green eyes. "Where is there...

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Funny story: Born to Spoof New Beginnings CH 3: The U-Tube

Born to Spoof New Beginnings CH 3: The U-Tube

"Release the earthworms!" shouted Mark with a maniacal laugh, at the 40 something writers chained to each other in the tunnel. Each opened up styrofoam cups of dirt and worms and dumped them into the darkness of the tunnel in front of them. The thousands of earthworms lay in clumps clinging to one another, barely moving. An enraged Mark shrieked at the writers, "Why aren't they bloody well digg...

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Funny story: Barrie and Vlad get down over flaming duck in Beijing restaurant

Barrie and Vlad get down over flaming duck in Beijing restaurant

Spokespersons for both Mr. Obama and Mr. Putin have "cleared the air" that there is no new odor of disagreement between the two nations. Last night both joined China's President Xi Jinping at The Flaming Canard Orientale Restaurant in Beijing, on...

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Funny story: Edward Snowden roundhouse kicks his way out of US embassy

Edward Snowden roundhouse kicks his way out of US embassy

The hall of the US embassy in Beijing is littered with bruised bodies. A vase lies smashed on the floor, accompanied by the faint sound of US CIA agents groaning in pain and holding their stomachs. This is the aftermath of a daring escape from whistl...

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Funny story: "There are nine million bisexuals in Beijing." Katy Melua deported from China.

"There are nine million bisexuals in Beijing." Katy Melua deported from China.

Katy Melua, the phenomenally successful Georgian/N.Irish/S.E London singer has been deported from China amid a storm of controversy after a live performance of her multi million selling single "Nine million bicycles in Beijing." Ms Meluah was arre...

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Funny story: New events approved just in time for Beijing Olympics

New events approved just in time for Beijing Olympics

In a surprise move mere weeks before the start of the Olympic games in Beijing, the International Olympic Committee have announced the inclusion of some extra events to broaden the appeal for television watchers of the games throughout the world.

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Funny story: President Bush Unsure of China Olympic Situation

President Bush Unsure of China Olympic Situation

Due to the recent controversies with the Olympic torch marathon, the treatment of Tibet, and the tainted food and toys imported into the United States from China, President George W. Bush has said that he is "unsure of the whole situation."...

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Funny story: New Yorkers Protest Beijing Olympics by Boycotting Chinese Take-out

New Yorkers Protest Beijing Olympics by Boycotting Chinese Take-out

Not all young New Yorkers are self-absorbed, oblivious to world affairs and unsympathetic to global socio-cultural plights. A grass-roots effort is taking shape in Manhattan.

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Funny story: Chinese Woman Burns Husband Alive For Not Washing Feet

Chinese Woman Burns Husband Alive For Not Washing Feet

A Beijing woman recently burned her new husband alive for not washing his feet before going to bed.

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Funny story: Beijing Olympic Committee hits back: WE banned Spielberg first

Beijing Olympic Committee hits back: WE banned Spielberg first

Beijing - (Mud-slinging Mess): Angry Chinese Olympic Games chiefs hit back today at reports that US movie maker Steven Spielberg, 69, is boycotting this year's Beijing Games.

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Funny story: China Sends Terracotta Army To Invade Britain

China Sends Terracotta Army To Invade Britain

The Chinese government, unhappy with the way their country has been labelled 'developing' and 'polluted', has declared war on Great Britain, and has...

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Funny story: Panda love: A shocking expose!!

Panda love: A shocking expose!!

Shanghai- Ever since the People's Republic of China decided it wasn't actually Communist, but instead a voracious capitalistic beast, money has flowed effortlessly from the state coffers and into the pockets of a new class of Chinese super ri...

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Funny story: China Targets Fat Kids

China Targets Fat Kids

Beijing - At a grand press conference held yesterday afternoon in the Chinese health ministry, the new Chinese health minister Lo Fat Yung, unveiled the government's controversial new plan for the nation's obese children.

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Funny story: New Beijing Tesco slammed for selling cats, dogs

New Beijing Tesco slammed for selling cats, dogs

London - (Rotters): UK food retailer Tesco came under repeated criticism today after reports found that its newly opened Beijing store is selling frozen cats and dogs alongside the usual supermarket items like crackers, condoms and tomato ketchup.

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Funny story: China Renames Itself

China Renames Itself

BEIJING - The Revolutionary Council of the People's Republic of China announced today that, effective August 1, China's official name will become the "U.S. Cellular People's Republic." The announcement came only hours after the...

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