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Funny story: Bernie Sanders Revivified After Sacrificing a Libertarian at an Alter to Karl Marx

Bernie Sanders Revivified After Sacrificing a Libertarian at an Alter to Karl Marx

Pundits noticed that Bernie Sanders look positively revivified at the last Democratic debate, bouncing on the stage and gesticulating like a sixty-year-old angrily chasing some kids off his lawn. And what explains Sanders’ sudden burst of energy,...

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Funny story: "A Day In The Life" (of a Libertarian)

"A Day In The Life" (of a Libertarian)

He read Ayn Rand today oh boy About a selfish prick who made the grade And though the man was rather sad Well I just had to laugh He sounded halfway daft He had a heart made out of stone He didn't care that some were hungry now A crowd of people stood and stared They'd seen his face before Nobody was really sure If he was spawned from hell's hot floor? I saw a film today oh boy Bas...

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Funny story: Republicans in the House Threaten to Shut Down the Government Unless the US Postal Service Comes Out with a New Stamp Honoring Ayn Rand

Republicans in the House Threaten to Shut Down the Government Unless the US Postal Service Comes Out with a New Stamp Honoring Ayn Rand

WASHINGTON, D.C.--House Republicans today threatened to shut down the government unless the US Postal Service comes out with a new memorial stamp honoring free-market hero Ayn Rand. Ayn Rand, who was already memorialized in a postage stamp that ca...

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Funny story: Ayn Rand Zoo Opens, Closes, on the Same Day

Ayn Rand Zoo Opens, Closes, on the Same Day

IRVINE, CA--The new Ayn Rand Zoo, located in the same city that houses the Ayn Rand Institute and funded solely by private donors like Sheldon Adelson and Koch Industries, opened--and closed--last Wednesday in what Objectivist philosopher Leonard Pe...

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Funny story: Ted Cruz Addresses the "Two Americas"

Ted Cruz Addresses the "Two Americas"

HOUSTON, TX--Aspiring presidential candidate and Tea Party darling Ted Cruz has taken a page from left-leaning populist and one-time presidential candidate John Edwards, to draw attention to what he is calling the "two Americas," comprising, in his v...

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Funny story: In the Land of Libertaria

In the Land of Libertaria

"The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me." Ayn Rand In the land of Libertaria The stoplights always blink! Especially where the wealthy live-- The rest are out of sync. In the land of Libertaria The roads are paved so well. Unless the roads are rural roads Where the potholes can be hell. In the land of Libertaria The schools are all top-notch! But...

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Funny story: GOP House to Erect a Statue of Ayn Rand on the National Mall

GOP House to Erect a Statue of Ayn Rand on the National Mall

WASHINGTON, D.C..--The Republican members of the House of Representatives are pushing a bill to memorialize libertarian hero Ayn Rand with a statue. Ayn Rand, who wrote the thousand plus page screed Atlas Shrugged, is to be depicted in a heroic posi...

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Funny story: Pope Francis Proclaims That Atheists Are Infallible

Pope Francis Proclaims That Atheists Are Infallible

ROME--Pope Francis, after astounding everyone last week by announcing that even atheists can be redeemed, went a step further today and proclaimed that all atheists are infallible. Pope Francis elaborated: "The Church has misled all of us, all of u...

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Funny story: Goldman Sachs to Change Name to Sacks O'Gold

Goldman Sachs to Change Name to Sacks O'Gold

Special to INS - Lloyd C. Blankfein, Chairman and CEO of Goldman Sachs, the New York-based bank holding company, announced today that the firm will change its name to Sacks O'Gold (NYSE ticker, SOG). The change is in keeping with the firm's intention...

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Funny story: "Atlas Shrugged: The John Galt Story" - a synopsis

"Atlas Shrugged: The John Galt Story" - a synopsis

Either/Or Origin Born in rural Ohio, John Galt's father was a gas station attendent, his mother, not described, was no doubt some bar slut, as who else would screw a man held in such contempt by his own son? After all, not once did John ever call or write his parents, never mentioned them, and was upset when a buddy mentioned them one time. He apparently did not excell in school at all, drew...

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Funny story: Novelist Ayn Rand Channels New Book Through Medium

Novelist Ayn Rand Channels New Book Through Medium

Ayn Rand, famous Russian-born writer who extolled the merits of capitalism and portrayed business leaders as heroes in society, has channeled a new book through a medium that has a modern spin to it. Viewing the present world economic situation f...

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Funny story: Ayn Rand to Obama: Read Atlas Shrugged!

Ayn Rand to Obama: Read Atlas Shrugged!

WASHINGTON D.C.-President Elect Barrack Obama is planning massive changes to U.S. currency that will permanently solve the looming financial crisis. According to an Obama insider the incoming president is "a genius" when it comes to solving this kin...

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Funny story: "Atlas Shrieked" monologue big hit

"Atlas Shrieked" monologue big hit

Los Angeles - A relatively unknown actor is capitalizing on the recent surge in sales of Ayn Rand's popular fiction novel "Atlas Shrugged" by turning the 1,084-page tome into a one-man show recited at the top of his lungs. Affectionately titled "A...

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Funny story: Virtual Ayn Rand to run for U.S. presidency

Virtual Ayn Rand to run for U.S. presidency

IRVINE, CA -- As Ayn Rand fans worldwide celebrate the 50th anniversary of Rand's best-selling opus "Atlas Shrugged" the Estate of Ayn Rand has announced that they have developed a computer program enabling the queen of philosophical fi...

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