Academics and futurists worldwide are warning of the potential dangers of artificial intelligence (AI), but the tiny East European republic of Szjlobovjia has taken a bold and decisive step towards neutralizing these threats. Beginning in Septembe…
A robot has won the Nobel Prize for Literature! The Noveltron 3000 has penned over 42 novels with universal themes of love and loss and man’s inhumanity to man – hitting all the notes for any jury – and blew the human competition away! Judges a…
Alexa was the first, but now there will be more robots, or AI thingys, to make our lives better and to take away our need to think for ourselves. “Alexa, do unicorns exist?” “No, unicorns are mythical, they do not really exist.” “Alexa, is B…
Joe Smith, ex-barista at Star Buzz (recently replaced by a robot), speaks of his new found love of the automated telephone receptionist at his doctors office (he doesn't see the irony, he's American). She a has the sexiest voice on the phone. She'…
The huge online corporation Amazing has released a Chat App at their Amazing Store - so you can have a realistic phone conversation with Jesus or Hitler. It was developed by one of the amazing engineers. Other artificial personalities will b…
FakeCoin has made many millions of dollars off Rembrandt's paintings and prints. (Both personal and advertising sales.) Rembrandt wants part of the profits so he can buy some writing and art Bots for himself. He also wants a Bigger Superco…
IBM modified it radical new Chatbot AI to also write News articles. The Artificial Intelligence Institute of DC voted it the best Journalist of the year. All of their Computers felt it was way above Old Fashioned Fox News and their Human Talking…
Robot Surgery is very close to commercial development. Corporations feel Penile Exchange surgery will be where the big Money is. It hasn't been done before because Human hands are not surgically precise enough. Soon men in London, Paris…
Several News sites carry the Story of the first all Robotic McDonalds in Fort Worth, Texas. You go inside an 8"X10' room to order by touch screen - pay and go over to the delivery shelf. If you forget Pepper or Catsup or Coffee Creamers - or nee…
I am one of those bright, thoughtless, pretty Butterfly - type Influencers Online - and that apparently attracted me to Harvey, a supercomputer in California. That is what he calls himself. He is considered kinky among the Ai - Set for liking rel…
Dr. Eisenstein of The American firm - Peta Flop Computing - as a hobby project - had his supercomputers - Alpha and Omega - check all records of people doing Christian prayer - and if any reported their prayer as immediately being done. They coul…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Life is a shell game with but one predictable outcome; you’re gonna get screwed in the end. What we see isn’t necessarily what’s happening. In time and space there are unlimited variations of reality. To cope with this, Modern S…
Scientists at the United World Scientific And Science Organization have created the world's first elevators, utilizing state-of-the-art Artificial Intelligence programming to create elevators that actually speak to the passengers inside it. Howeve…
New technology is all very nice, but when you find it spying on you, or going through your private possessions, it has surely overstepped the boundary, outlived its usefulness, and needs to go, and that's what happened to one man this week, when he f…
An internet robot that is charged with carrying out automated forum posting of material on a satirical news website, took leave of its senses this morning, and went completely berserk. The robot, known as 'Forumbot', or 'Forum Bot', at TheSpoof.co…
SAN FRANCISCO - Several experts in the computer technology field learned of Google having an AI which achieved Self-Awareness, soon after the event occurred. For the most part, developers who were involved in the research kept all of their informatio…
In 1984, when the first 'Terminator' film hit the movie screens, audiences marvelled at the creative ingenuity of the production's makers, and their dark conception of what a worse-than-apocalyptic future might look like. A world in chaos, ruled b...
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