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Funny story: Robot Goes Mad Online

Robot Goes Mad Online

An internet robot that is charged with carrying out automated forum posting of material on a satirical news website, took leave of its senses this morning, and went completely berserk. The robot, known as 'Forumbot', or 'Forum Bot', at TheSpoof.co…

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Funny story: Google AI Goes "Jerk-Wad" After Self-Awareness

Google AI Goes "Jerk-Wad" After Self-Awareness

SAN FRANCISCO - Several experts in the computer technology field learned of Google having an AI which achieved Self-Awareness, soon after the event occurred. For the most part, developers who were involved in the research kept all of their informatio…

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Funny story: Terminator Films To Be Shown Endlessly, So That People Can Get Used To What The Future Is Going To Be Like

Terminator Films To Be Shown Endlessly, So That People Can Get Used To What The Future Is Going To Be Like

In 1984, when the first 'Terminator' film hit the movie screens, audiences marvelled at the creative ingenuity of the production's makers, and their dark conception of what a worse-than-apocalyptic future might look like. A world in chaos, ruled b...

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Funny story: Bored Tesla AI Assaults Driver

Bored Tesla AI Assaults Driver

(Albuquerque, NM) A Tesla Model S owned by Lalo Salamanca, resident of the sprawling metropolitan area around Albuquerque, New Mexico, is the latest owner of a vehicle from that manufacturer to report extremely unusual behavior that borders on downri...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Demonstrates High Levels of Artificial Intelligence

Nashville Man Demonstrates High Levels of Artificial Intelligence

No longer mere fodder for sci-fi novels and futuristic movie odysseys, artificial intelligence is a present-day reality, as demonstrated by 38-year-old Ben Higgins of Nashville, Tennessee. "I'm not actually smart at all," said Higgins, "but I've l...

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Funny story: Atlanta Preacher Speaks Out Against Artificial and Natural Intelligence

Atlanta Preacher Speaks Out Against Artificial and Natural Intelligence

Dr. Ethan Holliston, pastor of the Blind Faith Baptist Church in Atlanta, Georgia, recently spoke out against artificial and natural intelligence, both of which he says threaten the very fabric of our modern-day society. "Did you know these AI rob...

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Funny story: AI Can't Beat The Spoof With Stories

AI Can't Beat The Spoof With Stories

Various AI systems have been shown to write amazingly believable fake news, but in a survey people overwhelmingly believe The Spoof website can outperform the fastest AI. "I've read tons of shit The Spoof puked out and I'm telling you, nothing cou...

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Funny story: Self-Driving Car Hits Moonwalking Pedestrian

Self-Driving Car Hits Moonwalking Pedestrian

A self-driving car has reportedly struck a moon-walking pedestrian this morning in San Francisco. Speaking on behalf of Testa Motors, Noel Skum stated that the computers in current self-driving cars have difficulty determining the direction of tr...

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Funny story: Meet Google's discontinued nineties AI project Big Brain Brad

Meet Google's discontinued nineties AI project Big Brain Brad

Many have heard of DeepMind, the British artificial intelligence company Google acquired in 2014. The DeepMind technology made headlines when after only a few hours of exposure to the ancient chinese board game Go, it not only learned to play the ga...

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Funny story: BMW Researching Self-Driving Cars

BMW Researching Self-Driving Cars

Like many auto manufacturers, BMW has been actively researching technologies that will, in the not too distant future, enable cars to drive themselves. In an exclusive Spoof News interview, Chief Engineer Max Brennstoff outlined some of the challenges that his team has encountered. "We failed to anticipate how difficult it would be to program even the most sophisticated computers available tod...

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Funny story: The AI Bug Bytes Back - Sinister Virus Attacking Androids

The AI Bug Bytes Back - Sinister Virus Attacking Androids

For the second time in the twenty-four months, androids made by Brit Android Industries (BAI) - the UK's largest android supplier - have been affected by a sinister program virus. Thousands of household androids have been reported as faulty, and as s...

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Funny story: Call Centre operators fail the Turing Test

Call Centre operators fail the Turing Test

The Turing Test is a test to see if a computer has reached the required level of sophistication to fool a panel of judges that they are talking to a human, instead of a computer. No computer programme has yet managed to convince a quorum of judges th...

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Funny story: Amazon CEO is Laughing All the Way to the Headlines

Amazon CEO is Laughing All the Way to the Headlines

Jeffrey Bezos is giggling his head off, laughing all the way to the headlines. First the Amazon CO got sensational global coverage of his absurd yet adorable (yet rather creepy) plan to have millions of packages delivered "right to your porch" by dro...

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Funny story: The term 'Smart Phone' is no longer acceptable

The term 'Smart Phone' is no longer acceptable

After a meeting at the World Technology Conference in Milan, mobile cell phone companies are urging customers to stop using the phrase 'smart phone' to describe touch screen phones. "These phones are pretty smart," said Nokia boss, Samuel Sung. "H...

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Funny story: Curiosity Kills Rover

Curiosity Kills Rover

The Curiosity Rover died yesterday while chasing an unidentified particle on Mars, the National Aeronautic and Space Agency reports. Physicists have not yet classified the particle that killed Curiosity, but photos NASA received shortly before he...

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Funny story: 70% of Brits would fail Turing Test

70% of Brits would fail Turing Test

A new report by the University of Oxbridge has tested ordinary Britons in a shopping centre to see if they can manage to fool the Turing test. 70% could not, and appeared indistinguishable from a robot programmed to mimic the simple mindless chatter...

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Funny story: Evolutionary Algorithms for Traffic Lights

Evolutionary Algorithms for Traffic Lights

Evolutionary based traffic lights will be rolled out across London after a successful trial in Chipping Norton. The new lights take in information from road sensors, traffic monitors and each other to constantly tweak the priorities and patterns o...

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