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Funny story: Man Does Unspeakable Thing To Dog

Man Does Unspeakable Thing To Dog

There was controversy all over internet social media platforms last night, after a man who purports to be a dog-lover posted a picture of himself and his pet in a pose that suggested impropriety. John Ruff, 38, posted a photo of himself and his do…

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Funny story: Man Was Personally Asked To Stop Dog And Cat Meat Trade

Man Was Personally Asked To Stop Dog And Cat Meat Trade

A man who was merely minding his own business perusing the pages of a satirical news website, has told how he was affronted with an image of live dogs in a cage, and an order to: "Stop the Dog and Cat Meat Trade" and to: "TAKE ACTION TODAY"…

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Funny story: The Trumps Talk About Killing Elephants, Pedophilia, and Crazy Nancy

The Trumps Talk About Killing Elephants, Pedophilia, and Crazy Nancy

President Trump and his two boys had a very rare meeting to discuss politics last Tuesday. The offspring had an alcoholic drink, and the President, a teetotaler, ordered some fried chicken. Trump earlier had a dinner of two Big Macs, fried chicken...

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Funny story: Gestation Crates Approved for Human Use

Gestation Crates Approved for Human Use

For new mothers seeking to give their offspring the health benefits of breast milk without having to get too close, gestation crates, commonly used in pork production, have now been approved for human use. "It's perfect," said new mom Kim Lowell,...

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Funny story: Cockfighting Cocks Strike In Protest Over Conditions

Cockfighting Cocks Strike In Protest Over Conditions

There was real drama at the Rachadamnern Stadium in Bangkok last night, when the scheduled programme of cockfighting was interrupted after several of the cocks went on strike over pay and conditions. Cockfighting is a dangerous, rough-and-tumble,...

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Funny story: Sea World Shame

Sea World Shame

US animal concentration camp, Sea World, have hit out at their accusers stating: “Our animals are very, very happy. Especially that whale floating on its back. That’s what whales do when they're happy, they show you their tummies. Shut up! I’m the...

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Funny story: Cat Put Amongst Pigeons

Cat Put Amongst Pigeons

Animal Rights campaigners were 'up in arms' in Cumbria yesterday afternoon, after they were made aware of the plight of a neighbourhood cat that had been put amongst some pigeons. According to the activists, the Carlisle cat was an unwilling parti...

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Funny story: RSPCA Calls for Government Action on Spanking the Monkey

RSPCA Calls for Government Action on Spanking the Monkey

"It's a cruel and unnecessary practice, and we need to get a grip on it," said Mr Eric J. Throbbing-Gristle, Chief Inspector of The Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals. "I am talking about the passion for monkey spanking as exhibit...

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Funny story: Alleged man allegedly arrested for alleged crime

Alleged man allegedly arrested for alleged crime

Richard Puttup-Yur Dukes, allegedly an All-Tuna, Pennsylvania, man was allegedly arrested for alleged cruelty to animals after he allegedly punched a police officer in the face. The officer was allegedly responding to a call concerning Dukes's all...

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Funny story: Norwich Man Charged With Walking Pig Without a Lead

Norwich Man Charged With Walking Pig Without a Lead

A man has been charged with walking a pig along a busy city street in Norwich - without a lead. His pleas that "this is Norwich, everyone does it, and, anyway, she's my girlfriend," were dismissed by Norwich Constabulary Special Victims' Unit. No...

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Funny story: Mitt Romney To Local Pizza Shop Owner 'So Bad I Wouldn't Feed It To My Dog'

Mitt Romney To Local Pizza Shop Owner 'So Bad I Wouldn't Feed It To My Dog'

TENNESSEE- Mitt Romney's latest stop on his campaign trail ended in a momentous gaffe, even for Romney. While visiting a local Athens pizzeria called Giovanni De Luca's Amore Pizz-A-Pie, owner Billy Bob Smith handed Romney a slice of his prized '...

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Funny story: Animal Cruelty

Animal Cruelty

Cinderella is now 95 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat named Bob for companionship. One sunny afternoon out of nowhere, appeared the fairy godmother. Cinderella said, 'Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all these years'? The fairy godmother repl...

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Funny story: Minnesota Woman Tries to Mail Puppy to Georgia

Minnesota Woman Tries to Mail Puppy to Georgia

Just when you think the human race can't get any more stupid and you can't bear to read one more account of animal cruelty, a story like this emerges. A 39-year old resident of Minneapolis, Stacey Braindead, placed a puppy inside a box and took it...

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Funny story: Cat Cruelty by Buffalo Man

Cat Cruelty by Buffalo Man

A terrible torturer of cats, known only by the name Korkuc, fled from his home town of Buffalo to Maryland in America in a vain attempt to avoid the police. When the Maryland cops heard what Kurkuc had done they agreed immediately to have him extr...

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Funny story: Russians air video of drunken, hallucinating squirrel, celebrating Russia's winning bid to host 2018 World Cup

Russians air video of drunken, hallucinating squirrel, celebrating Russia's winning bid to host 2018 World Cup

The Russians are airing a recent video of a drunken, hallucinating squirrel, apparently celebrating Russia's bid to host the 2018 World Cup. The squirrel has bulging eyes and is staggering about mumbling incoherently in Russian. It cannot be conf...

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Funny story: Parasailing Donkey Had Something Stuck Up Its Arse

Parasailing Donkey Had Something Stuck Up Its Arse

Police in southern Russia are investigating allegations of animal cruelty after a donkey was made to parasail with something stuck up its arse, Russian media report. The donkey was sent up into the sky last week by entrepreneurs hoping to attract...

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Funny story: Man Charged After Shooting Neighbour's Dog

Man Charged After Shooting Neighbour's Dog

A man has been sentenced to 240 hours community service by Swindon Magistrates Court for shooting a neighbours dog with a pellet-gun, after it repeatedly "defecated itself inside out" on his lawn. "I was going to clear it up of course, but by the...

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