Distraught and tear-stricken roadies have never doubted the existence of the wicked imp that tangles perfectly-laid guitar and sound cables when rock bands are touring. It's always a disappointment to find your immaculately-placed equipment all messe...
Catholics and Anglicans have almost come to physical blows after the various Christian religions have been compared to cola. "There was an off the cuff remark from Jon Stewart saying Catholics were like Coca-cola, and Anglicans were like Pepsi," s...
The Archbishop of Canterbury is to issue new guidelines to clergy in an effort to reduce the number of service users using the Church of England for non Christian purposes. Rowan Williams has long been of the opinion that, in a desperate attempt t...
Britain enters 2011 with the same-old left-overs of yore as long-simmering divisions threaten to split the Church of England. What are they fighting over? Weapons of mass destruction? Territorial disputes? Who can save mankind first? Hell no!...
Five bishops are to join the Roman Catholic Church under a Vatican scheme intended to provide a welcome for sexually disaffected Anglicans. The move involves three serving bishops and two retarded bishops, who say they are 'trading faiths' because...
Two Lesbians have been forced out of an Anglican Church because their continued sexual activity was hitting the collection takings. St Muff's in Much Licking, Dorset, has banned the two Lesbians after a series of incidents. The pair were caught be...
Vatican City - Pope Benedict, taking a lesson from those who forgave his complicity in the Holocaust, has chosen to receive a divine revelation, allowing him to forgive those who strayed from Christ's message of idolatry and popery. "It is time to...
Citing classic "bait and switch" tactics, Episcopalian defectors the world over have returned to their original churches, leading Catholics to dub them "Boomeranglicans" or boomerang Anglicans. Father Phillip G. Christopher, pastor of the Church o...
Not content with targeting gay people (sometimes called lesbians or homosexuals) the Church of England is now targeting thespians throughout the country. Archbishop Richard Head - Dick to his friends - of Telford has condemned thespians throughout...
London UK: At the eleventh hour for the Anglican church, a new hero has been found for the Liberals who has single handedly halted the potential disaster of all out schism. Religious scholar and theologian The very Reverend Clarence Minceright has...
London - (Ass Mess): Tony Blair will get £50 million and a Papal knighthood for delivery of schism-hit C of E members back to the bosom of the Vatican according to reliable sources.
Conservative Anglicans meeting in Jerusalem will create a global multi-faith network to combat modern trends in the Church, like birth control, independent thinking and insufficient tithing.
Anglican leaders have asked the US and Canadian Churches to withdraw from a key council temporarily because of their Failiure to return some electric hedge trimmers. They want the North American Churches to "consider their place within the Angli...
The Anglican Church faced further humiliation when a well known Canon was accused of having intimate relations with one of his flock.
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