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Funny story: German phonetic alphabet is Jurassic claim German linguistic professors and have asked Jaggedone to update it for them!

German phonetic alphabet is Jurassic claim German linguistic professors and have asked Jaggedone to update it for them!

(NOT EDITED) The one and only, infamous, linguistic, illiterate idiot in his own language, Jaggedone, has been commissioned by renowned professors from the Goethe Institute in Munich to modernize their Jurassic, Nazi-influenced, phonetic alphabet.

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Funny story: Oxford English Dictionary To Replace The Plural 'S' With 'Z'

Oxford English Dictionary To Replace The Plural 'S' With 'Z'

The Oxford English Dictionary, the world's leading authority on something, is to take radical action by removing the letter 's' from all plural forms, and replacing it with 'z', because that's already what many people do now anyway. The move comez...

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Funny story: Lower Case Letters Overpower Caps

Lower Case Letters Overpower Caps

In a gutsy move years in the making, every lower-case letter moved against it's upper-case counterpart in a timed action that resulted in a complete upheaval of the entire alphabet. The entire event took only 3 minutes from beginning to end. The over...

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Funny story: Alphabetical Disorder: Lower Case Letters Overpower Caps

Alphabetical Disorder: Lower Case Letters Overpower Caps

In a gutsy move years in the making, every lower-case letter moved against it's upper-case counterpart in a timed action that resulted in a complete upheaval of the entire alphabet. The entire event took only 3 minutes from beginning to end. The over...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Announces Plans to Purchase The Alphabet

Donald Trump Announces Plans to Purchase The Alphabet

New York City, NY - Donald Trump has announced that he intends to buy the English alphabet and expects the deal to close before the end of September. The purchase could have severe consequences for the other candidates in Trump's current bid for the...

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Funny story: England hope for promotion out of the group based on alphabetical order

England hope for promotion out of the group based on alphabetical order

England are hoping that they can match France goal for goal, win for win, loss for loss so that the two end level on points, goal difference, and goals scored, and to go up because 'E' comes before 'F' in the alphabet. "With so few games in the gr...

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Funny story: Phonetic Alphabet Sponsored

Phonetic Alphabet Sponsored

The phonetic alphabet, popularised by the military, the police and by call centres has remained unchanged for several decades. Up until now it has remained: Alpha, Bravo, Charlie, Delta, Echo, Foxtrot, Golf, Hotel, Indigo, Juliet, Kilo, Lima, Mike...

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Funny story: Nazi who stole vowels from Wales caught!

Nazi who stole vowels from Wales caught!

Cardiff, Wales - A long national nightmare is at an end with the capture of 84 year old Heinrich Kluge, and his cache of stolen vowels. The tale started in 1945 when Nazi Germany was pressed in on all sides by Allied forces. A lone operative, in...

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Funny story: Alphabetical Order! Order!

Alphabetical Order! Order!

Klaus Enuff, a maverick linguist from the University of Carumba has come up with a radical solution to the age old complaint of the computer keyboard not being in alphabetical order. "Tis simples, yes?" said Enuff, mimicking Aleksandr the meerkat...

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