YELLOWSTONE NATIONAL PARK - (Satire News) - National Forestry Dept. Rangers are diligently searching for four stolen Yellowstone Park grizzly bears. Ranger Tyler W. Munch, 87, said that he has been charged with investigating who the hell took the…
CHEYENNE, Wyoming - (Satire News) - In a landmark decision The Supreme Court has made their ruling in The Yellow Lives Matter vs. Yellowstone National Park lawsuit. The Supreme court in a 5 to 4 decision has decided that Yellowstone National Park…
YELLOWSTONE NATIONAL PARK, Wyoming – (Satire News) – Park rangers at Yellowstone are puzzled, confused, and confounded as to why adult male bison are starting to mate with adult female squirrels. The rangers say that they have been getting lots of…
(NOT EDITED) DIRTY RIVER, Wyoming – (Satire News) – The United States Department of Forestry has just released newly gathered information about Sasquatch, alias Big Foot. They noted that although he does walk upright like a normal human, he does h…
BUFFALO NIPPLES, Wyoming – (Satire News) – The United States Department of Forestry has fired a veteran forest ranger, after he was caught on video acting like a 14-year-old immature punk. Investigators viewed three different videos, in which form…
CODY, Wyoming - Officials at Yellowstone National Park are extremely puzzled at how in the world a Yellowstone rhinoceros ended up in Goodland, Kansas. The rhino named Randy was really in good shape except that he had worn his hooves down pretty b...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax has informed the news media that President Obama has just received a text message from the government of China. Secretary Colfax stated that the Republic of China is very interested in purc...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The United States Department of Weather has just announced that between Global Warming and Mother Nature the world could be in for some catastrophic weather calamities. They have stressed that the underground volcano that lies b...
WASILLA, Alaska - Vice-President Joe Biden, Ryan Seacrest, and Ke$ha all agree that Sarah Palin has just way too much free time on her hands. The Loose Moose from the Iceberg State has just issued her latest anti-Obama malarkey. The Tina Fey lo...
CHEYENNE, Wyoming - First it was the buffaloes stampeding out of Yellowstone National Park and heading south towards Colorado. Then there were reports that woodchucks were hurriedly scampering north to Montana. Yellowstone National Park rangers...
NEW YORK CITY - Rush Limbaugh loves the fact that he has stolen the national spotlight from Donald "The Hairdo From Hell" Trump. El Rusho, as he is known in Mexico City, has just stated on his radio talk show that President Obama needs to do the r...
DENVER - The governor of Colorado John Hickenlooper is thrilled at the fact that his state has just seen a tremendous increase in the bison population. Hundreds of Yellowstone National Park buffaloes have been stampeding south (into Colorado) due...
KEYSTONE, Wyoming - A Park ranger at the world famous Yellowstone National Park has reported that he came across an amazing scene. Park Ranger Tanner Roseheimer, 38, informed National Focus Magazine that a few days ago as he was out checking campf...
GREEN RIVER, Wyoming - Game wardens in the state of Wyoming have explained the recent rash of giant size 18 footprints that campers have been coming across. Buster "Bubba" Custardweiser, 58, who is a senior game warden at Yellowstone National Park...
INDIAN CREEK, Wyoming - Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev decided to take advantage of a two day break in the filming of their new vampire epic The Attack of The Cucumber Vampires From Hell. The film which is being directed by the famed Monteverdi B...
Part one in a series of unique and little known attractions hidden within the world's most popular destinations. Fish Rock While the vast majority of visitors to Yellowstone National Park in Wyoming will stick to the main roads and visit the most popular attractions, others who prefer a bit more adventure can find other interesting landmarks off the beaten path. While Ansel Adams received t...
Scientists have gained a shocking new insight into the Caldera supervolcano which rumbles beneath Yellowstone national park. They say it could blow in less than 15 years. If so, it means the USA's widely condemned decision to shun ratification of...
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