Interviewer: Thank you for consenting to this interview.
Xenu: Well, I don’t get a lot of requests, seeing as I’m chained to this mountain and have been for 75 million years or so.
Interviewer: Yes, I didn’t want to bring it up unless you did, but apparently you wanted to solve your overpopulation problem and gathered up the excess people, froze them, and put them in a rocket ship that was...
Clearwater, FLL.Ron Hubbard returned to a meat body today after traveling to Target Two and back following his death in 1986.
As everyone in the world knows (except low-level Scientologists), Xenu was the dictator of the Galactic Confederacy 75...
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