HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – 1972 was the year that a roller-skating Sonic Drive-In car hop became the most famous porn star in the world. Linda Lovelace was chosen by producers of the X-rated movie “Deep Throat” because of her amazingly natural ac…
BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – America has spoken and voted to oust the meanest leader in the history of mankind including Hitler, Hirohito, and Mussolini. The Brooklyn Bridger-Times wrote that the X-rated Trump horror movie is finally over, and now t…
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Left Coast Libido Films in association with G-Spot Pictures has just announced that Pamela Anderson will be starring with Ron Jeremy in Bandini Borrapelli's The Adventures of Heidi's iHooha. Borrapelli recently appeared on The Gor...
HOLLYWOOD - An embarrassed Kim Kardashian has stated that she has no idea how in the wide, wide world an erotic video of her and her fiancé Kanye West ended up on the Internet. Kim told Hollywood Innuendo's Fajita San Guacamole that the video, whi...
SAN JOSE, Costa Rica - A representative for the Costa Rican government has informed the world wide press that the little Central American country is on the verge of achieving a world wide distinction. Since 2010, Costa Rica has become a mecca for...
CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Lindsay Lohan flew down to Mexico to visit an aunt who moved to Mexico back in 1999. Lohan said that her Aunt Camille is one of her favorite relatives because just like her she has hundreds and hundreds of freckles. Whe...
HOLLYWOOD - TouchRock Films in association with G-Spot Pictures has just announced that production will soon begin on a new Johnny Depp - Kristen Stewart motion picture. The erotically romantic movie titled The Landing Strip is based on the book b...
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Mountain Peak Pictures in association with Gladiator Films has just announced that filming will soon start on the new Staccato Monteverdi political porn film Binders Full of Women. Monteverdi told Pomona Vox with Silver Screen Sho...
LOS ANGELES - Hollywood Sign Films and director Bandini Borapelli have just announced that they have wrapped up shooting on the spy comedy Done But With Errors On Page. The film has received an R-rating due to the explicit language which is quite...
HOLLYWOOD - Noted Australian director Kittles McLeavenworth has just announced that Paul Hogan and his wife Linda Kozlowski will be appearing in the film Crocodile Dundee Vs. The Werewolves of Walla Walla. The movie will be the sixth installment i...
HOLLYWOOD - The Moore-Kutcher Carnivalesque atmosphere seems to continue with word out of LaLaLand that Demi Moore is extremely upset with daughter Rumer. The 49-year-old Moore, who was unceremoniously dumped by husband Ashton Kutcher after 6 year...
TARZANA - The most famous mother of octuplets in the world, Nadya Suleman has just completed filming her very first porn film. Fajita San Guacamole with Hollywood Innuendo sat down with the mother of 14 at The Tarzan & Jane Petting Zoo in Tarz...
LA HABRA, California - Nadya Suleman has stated that she is $1 million in debt and that her house is in foreclosure as she owes $30,000 back rent. "OctoMom" added that she has gone ahead and filed for bankruptcy under California's Chapter 7. She recently sat down at her home in La Habra and spoke with Tapioca Swizzle of Tittle Tattle Tonight. Suleman revealed that she has decided to do somet...
CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Ron Jeremy, the world's most famous porn star, was down in Cabo San Lucas relaxing by the pool at The Whole Enchilada Hotel and Spa. He was asked by Polo Del Matador, a reporter for The Cabo San Lucas Morning Ole News how...
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Hollywood critics are amazed that Pippa Middleton has suddenly become more popular than Britney Spears and Jessica Simpson put together. Tequila Tallyho of The Left Coast Mirror Magazine stated that several leading Tinsel Town tal...
LOS ANGELES - The star of the Twilight movies and most recently the hit movie Water For Elephants Rob Pattinson has expressed extreme joy at the fact that he will soon be starring with Heidi Montag in Staccato Monteverdi's classic epic, The Naked Cou...
LA BREA - Taylor Lautner was having lunch at the famed La Brea Tar Pits Diner when he was asked why he had made such lewd remarks about Kristen Stewart and Vanessa Hudgens. Lautner, who is currently dating Lily Collins, the daughter of music icon...
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