When I was a kid, I didn’t know why some people wrote Christmas as Xmas. Now, I think China is about to explain. They’re going to erase the world. Bing Bing, the Chinese dictator who hates everyone who tells him he’s a piece of shit, is thinkin…
During the good old days of the Cold War, there was a thing the Americans and Soviet invented called “Mutually-Assured Destruction” or M.A.D. This came about when both side had enough nuclear missiles to blow the frick outa each other, and take the r…
Putin hasn’t really given a timeline on when he wants to start World War 3, but a Moscow insider has given a hint. “What is scariest time of year? Time when people think things are scary but they know no really cuz it’s holiday? Yes, my friend, is…
Israel does not have any nuclear weapons. Not even 90 of them, by last count. I understand why it would want them. After all, two nations that joined the nuclear club did so because they hated each other and wanted just to nuke the other one. Indi…
SAN FRANCISCO - (Satire News) - The White House has just issued a bulletin stating that an X-67D Russian drone, that had entered San Francisco airspace was shot down by a US Air Force F-14 Tomcat. The drone fell to earth in Chinatown in at least 4…
The FBI and MI5 have teamed up because China is apparently a huge enough threat that they have to. Jason Bourne and James Bond can no longer save the world – it’s just too fucked. So it got me thinking. What can both Britain and, especially, t…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Biden says he has had it with China thinking that they can fly over US states like Oregon, Hawaii, Montana, and Alaska. In a statement that made it abundantly clear, POTUS told the Chinese leader Xi Jin…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The Kremlin Voice has stated that the scuttlebutt on the streets of Moscow is that a European country has just about finalized plans to invade Putin's faltering, wimpish country. The KV reports that as of now, th…
Russia stated that anyone spreading ‘false information’ about its armed forces in the ‘war of liberation’ in Ukraine will get a 15 year prison sentence. So that means that Putin, if it were applied to him, should be in the slammer for about 15,000…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire World) – A reporter with Political Salad Bar Magazine recently sat down with President Biden at the White House swimming pool. Reporter Savannah Bamboo, older sister of Tabloid Today’s Papaya Bamboo, had an extensive c…
Yes, where are you? Or are the pro-life, anti-abortion, life is sacred folks just a means to control women, put them back in the kitchen, remove them from public office, and let the men reign supreme, deciding when the little lady may put on a pair o…
MOSCOW – (Satire News) – The Kremlin Voice has just announced that Russia will not be invading Slovenia after all. The state-owned publication stated that President Vladimir Putin, and he alone, made the decision, and of course as everyone in Russ…
WHITE HOUSE, Washington D.C. USA: With British ambassador in the United States describing President Donald Trump and his entourage, as “inept” and “uniquely dysfunctional”, THE President, Donald Trump has now made the following statement: “My Pre...
North Korea has announced that it is to cease its nuclear program after a high-level previously-unnanounced 'video meeting' between its leader Kim Jong-un and US President Donald Trump. In reality, however, they are to step-up their program. Pr...
As the World Cup 2018 tournament comes closer by the day, is it reasonable to assume that 'football's greatest showcase' might also be Armageddon? The World Cup kicks off on June 14 in Russia, but the recent case of Sergei Skripal, the former spy...
The normally efficient German tourist trade has lost the 'Battle of the Pool', and have been forced back to the beaches because Brit tourist companies have secured the "Front-line" by reserving sun- lounges for their lobster-looking punters! Germa...
Washington, DC. Tensions are running high--once again--between Capitol Hill and 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. According to multiple reports, corroborated by several sources close to Capitol Hill and Pennsylvania Avenue, and documented by video and au...
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