BILLINGSGATE POST: Pearl, a 2-year-old female chihuahua who lives in Orlando, Florida, is officially the world’s shortest living dog. Pearl is no ordinary handbag dog. She's so tiny, her owner can just slip her into her pocket. The two-year-old c…
CINCINNATI, Ohio – (Sports Satire) – Ever since he was 4-years-old Tyrus Bannamaker loved to play jump rope. His mother said that he could jump rope for hours on end. The Bannamakers, Jill and Geraldo, took him to a therapist when he was seven, bu…
Joey Chestnut, who repeated his winning ways in this year’s edition of Nathan’s Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest, accomplished the nearly miraculous and unbelievably revolting act of eating 76 full sized hotdogs and buns in roughly 10 minutes. It was a…
BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – A Guinness World Record, that had stood for 18 years, has finally been broken. The Hot Sauce-Eating Record now belongs to a 27-year-old man from Osaka, Japan, who ate 9 lbs., 7 ozs., of imported hot sauce in 57 seconds.
Reports are emerging that a Morris 1000, affectionately known as a Moggy Thousand, set a new unofficial world record last winter on a frozen lake in Derbyshire. Phone footage taken by amazed onlookers showed the 50-year-old car travelling at more…
A CHARITY worker has come up with a novel way of raising funds - a sponsored breathe-in. The idea is to keeping breathing for a marathon 48 hours - non-stop. Archie Tipple said: “I know it’s a long time. I don't think it's been done before, so...
Ginny Ling (aged 89) was a toilet cleaner, originally from Hong Kong in China. She has officially made history. At around 11:59 last night; Mrs Ling was the first human woman to give birth to an animal. She and her 20-year old Macedonian boyfrien...
Weather forecaster Eli Kari Gjengedali broke a world record for the longest forecast by riding atop a tornado which swirled from Atla, through Harstad where the tornado built up strength. It then carried her through Bodø, down through Saltfjellet-Sv...
Israel pleads with world to let it start Gaza invasion again, having failed to properly notify Guinness world of records, asking for forgiveness from the big global powers, whilst it irons out the mistakes. Palestinian hopes were dashed today whe...
Vladimir (the Vampire ) Putin, still glowing from the success of the Winter Olympic Games in Sochi, Russia, has suddenly had to show his darker side of the Force by invading and taking over the Crimea, a vital peninsula of his supposed ally Ukraine.
ALTOONA, Pennsylvania - Sheriff Drexel Carbonero, 59, has been in law enforcement for over 32 years. And in that time he says he has literally seen it all. But yesterday afternoon as he was out on patrol he came upon something that he could not be...
VIENNA, West Virginia - The Guinness Book of World Records is reporting that a woman in West Virginia named Polly Ester Calypso has just bench pressed an amazing 800 pounds setting the weight lifting record for women. Mrs. Calypso, who was divorce...
It started as just another day in the Queen's Jubilee year: a visit to Bristol. Her Majesty and the ubiquitous Phil began their tour at the Bailey caravan factory, marking its own 65th anniversary. What they were unaware of was that Her Maj had a…
Daredevil Felix Baumgartner envisioned breaking several world records with his sky dive from 90,000 feet, including the first person to break the sound barrier outside of an aircraft; however after hitting a flock of seagulls, Baumgartner instead cla...
Harvey Bristol, aka Cindy, has made it into the Guinness Book of Records by becoming the fastest cross dresser in the world, beating off stiff competition from regular winners of the Speed Cross Dressing contest from Thailand. This year's speed cr...
Baghdad -- The United States military today is celebrating a major win in Iraq. American troops are heading home after setting the world record for the longest and most expensive stop and frisk in the history of law enforcement. "It seems like onl...
The World's Fastest Man Usain Bolt still holds the title of the World's Fastest Man, but he can longer claim to be the world's fastest human. Naima Bilal from Nairobi has shaved three quarters of a second off his time. "We were amazed," said Afric...
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