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Man Fell Asleep During England Game

Funny story: Man Fell Asleep During England Game

After all the excitement during the build-up to the World Cup, and the first round of games during the last few days, it was right back down to earth on Monday night, as England and Tunisia sent one viewer into a perfect dreamless sleep. Football...

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Subbuteo World Cup Latest

Funny story: Subbuteo World Cup Latest

The Subbuteo World Cup produced its first shock on Saturday when unfancied Iceland beat the pre-tournament favourites, Argentina, 12-5. The competition, which is totally unofficial, exactly mirrors the FIFA World Cup, but is not in Russia. Instead...

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Iran Are 'The Team To Watch'

Funny story: Iran Are 'The Team To Watch'

The long-awaited FIFA World Cup 2018 is under way in Russia, and, in a shock development nobody would have predicted, Iran have emerged as dark horses to win the Jules Rimet Trophy. Pitched headlong into the Group of Death along with Spain, Portug...

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The Return of Paul the Octopus

With the 2018 World Cup just a few days away in Russia The BBC are bringing back Paul the Octopus to predict the results. Well not exactly the original Paul but his Great, Great, Great Grandson also called Paul and who has inherited his ancestor's ca...

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World Cup 2018: Your Survival Guide

Funny story: World Cup 2018: Your Survival Guide

The World Cup is here again! World football's quadrennial spectacular showpiece of the best the game has to offer, and we've got it all right here on TheSpoof.com in our Russia World Cup 2018 Survival Guide, Comrade! The tournament kicks off on Thursday 14 June for some reason, which is a bit of a strange day for the opening match, if you ask me. Russia play Saudi Arabia, and the game starts at...

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Arsenal Faces TV and Radio Blackout as Commentators Threaten Boycott

Funny story: Arsenal Faces TV and Radio Blackout as Commentators Threaten Boycott

"We've had enough of this bollocks" so said national treasure and football hero, John "Motty" Motson in his capacity as the newly anointed chair of campaign group Football UK Commentators (FUKC). Motty came out fighting today as Arsenal FC announced...

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The Secret England Footballer: Russia 2018 Call Up

Funny story: The Secret England Footballer: Russia 2018 Call Up

I know...I know what you’re thinking. How is it that after two years in the wilderness Gormless Gareth has seen the light and called me back into the squad? I’ll tell you how. Even GG knows class when he sees it and it’s when the going gets tough...

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Lionel Messi Leaves Fan In Tears

Funny story: Lionel Messi Leaves Fan In Tears

Lionel Messi, the Barcelona and Argentina footballer, has been severely criticised this morning after leaving a fan in tears. The Argentine was in South Africa as part of the Barcelona squad who were there to play a match to commemorate 100 years...

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Scottish Football's Last Chance

The swivelling bowel of corruption that is FIFA has farted out it's newest half baked after birth covered idea. The world cup will be expanded to 48 teams. The declaration which was nailed onto the drawbridge at fortress FIFA read that by 2022, like...

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Sepp's Main Aim

Funny story: Sepp's Main Aim

With the re-election of Sepp Blatter as head of the mafia Back and to the Left news travelled to Switzerland to visit the man himself. After passing more security than a secret research facility we were taken to a giant pool room. Half naked beauties bathed in a pool of champagne and frolicked under waterfalls of gold flecked water. We would have given them a wave but that would be a breach of...

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Illegal Immigrants Admit They Came to U.S. for Glenn Beck's Free Soccer Balls

Funny story: Illegal Immigrants Admit They Came to U.S. for Glenn Beck's Free Soccer Balls

McAllen, TX - A Honduran woman accidentally let the cat out of the bag yesterday when she unwittingly explained to a reporter the real reason she and tens of thousands of her fellow Latin American citizens travelled thousands of miles was for the...

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Drunken Germans Celebrate World Cup Win By Invading Poland

HOFBRAUHAUS, MUNICH -- Germany continued its World Cup championship celebration Monday, as its highly intoxicated and blindly aggressive government ordered troops to invade Poland. "After a few dozen steins of Augustiner Maximator, we got a little...

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Historic match-fix plot at World Cup Final

Funny story: Historic match-fix plot at World Cup Final

Details are emerging of match-fixing on all sides in preparation for today's World Cup final in Brazil. The entire World Cup is now thought to be an elaborate propaganda stunt, promoted by a resurgent Angela Merkel to assure the German people of the...

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German Coach sacked for below-average 7-1 victory over Brazil

Funny story: German Coach sacked for below-average 7-1 victory over Brazil

German football coach Joachim Low was fired from his position as manager of the German national side at the World Cup today. The German papers had already been clamouring for his head after making the nation of Germany suffer the humiliation of...

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Thousands gather in Chicago to watch live twitter news feed of USA vs Belgium World Cup game

Funny story: Thousands gather in Chicago to watch live twitter news feed of USA vs Belgium World Cup game

They travelled from all over the state to gather in Chicago town square. Draped in red, white and blue flags, these US team football fans stared up to watch the big screen in the centre of the square. On the giant TV was a live twitter news feed pa...

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USA Fury As Prince Harry of England Scores In Extra Time

Funny story: USA Fury As Prince Harry of England Scores In Extra Time

American soccer fans are furious after being knocked out of the World Cup thanks to a goal from third in line to the British throne, Prince Harry. Despite the scoreboard showing the goal, scored in the seventh minute of extra time, being credited...

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Qatar reveals new football stadium made entirely of immigrant builder's corpses

Funny story: Qatar reveals new football stadium made entirely of immigrant builder's corpses

With the Football World Cup just 8 years away, the nation of Qatar is gearing up for the tournament by quickly assembling arenas. However they have reached a milestone today when they revealed a new stadium which had been built entirely from the dea...

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Luis Luis Why?

Funny story: Luis Luis Why?

With all the fuss surrounding Luis Suarez and his biting of the one defender in the Italy team who looks like he could kill a bear with his bare hands, we decided to review the situation. We also decided that no matter how much we could beef up this...

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