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Funny story: Arnold’s Scrotum Baby Belongs In A Woman’s Body

Arnold’s Scrotum Baby Belongs In A Woman’s Body

Arnold Schwarzenegger has teamed up with Danny DeVito once again to make a sequel to the 1994 movie, “Junior”, where Arnold plays a pregnant man! But there’s already been blowback from the Abortion Lobby since they’re incapable of getting the joke.

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Funny story: (I Can’t Get No) Education

(I Can’t Get No) Education

Women and girls can’t get an education in Afghanistan. Well, what did you think would happen? These people are extreme religious nutbars. Religion always makes people crazy. Prove me wrong, and please do so without shoving your ridiculous “holy”…

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Funny story: GOP Proposed Total Abortion Ban Amended to "Only Permitted When Herschel Walker is the Father"

GOP Proposed Total Abortion Ban Amended to "Only Permitted When Herschel Walker is the Father"

Washington - Senator Lindsey Graham, after consultation with the Republican National Committee and his mentor Donald Trump, has decided to amend the proposed GOP total abortion ban, which doesn't allow the procedure in cases of rape or incest, to exc…

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Funny story: Almost Cut My Hair

Almost Cut My Hair

Give me a head with hair, long beautiful hair … damn hippies! What would Richard Millhouse (D’oh!) Nixon think? Hair isn’t for protesting – the hairless have spoken. During the Age of Aquarius, the hippies grew their hair as a rebellion against th…

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Funny story: Feminine Jihad

Feminine Jihad

The strict Muslim countries might show the world. (Holy irony, batman!) Women in Iran are sick and tired and bringing the pain to the men who rule them with an iron boot heel. Some women in Afghanistan must have seen their Iranian counterparts and…

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Funny story: Why Are There Men? Early Life Had Only Females

Why Are There Men? Early Life Had Only Females

Self-reproducing Life existed for 2-3 billion years before there were Men. Let's call this self-reproducing life, Female, as it was able to reproduce by itself and was not Male and did not need a Male. Then, Nature, the Creative Force, etc, de…

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Funny story: Only Women Supreme Court Judges Should Decide Abortion Rights

Only Women Supreme Court Judges Should Decide Abortion Rights

Why should abortion rights be a guy's thing to decide? What's next? Will guys on the Supreme Court decide whether women can use tampons? Does a black robe make a guy an authority about women's health issues? "No, that tampon looks too much like a…

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Funny story: Reggie Quickhands and the Rise of Supreme Court Three-Card Monte

Reggie Quickhands and the Rise of Supreme Court Three-Card Monte

Now that the illustrious and esteemed body known as the Supreme Court of ‘Merica is considering overturning Roe v. Wade, I had to get some details personally. So I flew in my private jet and sipped champagne and placed wagers on Indonesian cock-fight…

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Funny story: Why Do Old White Men Get To Decide?

Why Do Old White Men Get To Decide?

A woman held a cardboard sign reading:WHY DO OLD WHITE MEN GET TO DECIDE? DECIDE what? The woman was protesting women's health rights in front of the US Supreme Court, questioning why men decide. The white men were the white male members o…

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Funny story: The Taliban Has Just Announced That Women In Afghanistan Have Just Lost The Right To Vote

The Taliban Has Just Announced That Women In Afghanistan Have Just Lost The Right To Vote

KABUL, Afghanistan – (World Satire) – Now that the Taliban terrorist have taken over the country, their first mandate is that women will no longer be allowed to vote. Taliban spokesperson Sabeen Siri Yasim, remarked that another change will be tha…

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Funny story: All My Women and This Nonsense #Metoo Movement (an excerpt from Trump's Unauthorized Autobiography in His Own Best Words)

All My Women and This Nonsense #Metoo Movement (an excerpt from Trump's Unauthorized Autobiography in His Own Best Words)

All My Women and This Nonsense #Metoo Movement I've always said, 'If you need Viagra, you're probably with the wrong girl.' Donald Trump Now Available on Amazon Love me or hate me, Donald Trump is a man who is certain about what he wants, and s...

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Funny story: Esha Gupta case leads to global campaign against “eye rape” (male restraints under consideration)

Esha Gupta case leads to global campaign against “eye rape” (male restraints under consideration)

Bollywood actress, Esha Gupta, has recently found new fame by accusing a hotelier in Delhi of “raping her with his eyes.” Ms. Gupta further explained that the man continually stared at her for a long time and was a “future rapist.” She denied t...

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Funny story: Trump Answers Megan Rapinoe Refusal To Visit White House

Trump Answers Megan Rapinoe Refusal To Visit White House

President Donald Trump has reacted characteristically to comments made by Megan Rapinoe, the US Women's football player who said she wouldn't visit the White House should her team win the World Cup. Trump tweeted: "She's a women. She'll do as s...

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Funny story: International Women's Day Passes Off Without Incident

International Women's Day Passes Off Without Incident

The annual International Women's Day celebrations got off to a bright-and-breezy early start today, with many women merely carrying on with their normal daily routines. In New York, housewife Barbara Oppression got busy with some ironing, before w...

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Funny story: Sex doll Marianna breaks hearts and declares independence

Sex doll Marianna breaks hearts and declares independence

Robotic sex doll designers are moving ahead quickly with products that can think and feel emotions, as well as have sex. However, with increasing sensitivity, as when the dolls are programmed to “see sex as a resource,” they may cheat on their own...

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Funny story: M&S Nottingham Knickers Display Not 'Vomit Inducing'

M&S Nottingham Knickers Display Not 'Vomit Inducing'

Militant feminists have described an M&S window display in Nottingham which suggests that women must have "fancy little knickers" as sexist and "vomit-inducing". On the other hand, a display aimed at men suggests that they should have "outfits to...

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Funny story: Dunkin’ Donuts changes name after nationwide protests from kitted pink pussy hat wearers

Dunkin’ Donuts changes name after nationwide protests from kitted pink pussy hat wearers

The restaurant chain Dunkin’ Donuts announced on Tuesday that it’s dropping the word “Donuts” from its name, and renaming itself 'Dunkin’.' "The shortened branding will align with the company’s emphasis on coffee and other beverages," Dunkin’ Brands...

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