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Funny story: The Wizard Of Oz Shops For Crudités

The Wizard Of Oz Shops For Crudités

Say it ain't so, Joe! So a native son of New Jersey is running for the US Senate seat in Pennsylvania. Huh? Did he get lost? That's almost like Canadian Ted Cruz representing Texas in the US Senate. And the Canadian even has his eye on the White Hous…

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Funny story: Dorothy Rides the Tornado

Dorothy Rides the Tornado

To get into Oz, you first have to kill a witch. Dorothy and Toto have left their farmhouse and seen how the Wicked Bitch (known as the Supreme Court) is dead in Kansas. Weird that such a state was once incredibly right-wing has now acted very left…

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Funny story: Scarecrows vs. Philosopher-Kings

Scarecrows vs. Philosopher-Kings

Herschel Walker likes guns. Boy, does he ever! He likes to play Russian Roulette, “more than once,” he said, and went onto say that if people go to his house to compete against him (whatever that means), he’ll load a gun with one bullet and put it to…

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Funny story: Priti Patel's bid for Tory leadership contest delayed as Winged Monkeys go on strike

Priti Patel's bid for Tory leadership contest delayed as Winged Monkeys go on strike

Tory home secretary Mrs Priti Patel has had to delay her nomination for leadership of the party following industrial action by some members of her staff. Those staff, who appear to be Winged Monkeys, state through their spokesman that they have ne…

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Funny story: The Free World's Convoy Is Slowly Moving Toward The Kremlin

The Free World's Convoy Is Slowly Moving Toward The Kremlin

Everyone can see the satellite photos of the Russian convoy mired in Ukraine out of fuel, food, and future. Guessing here, but why haven't they called for AAA or roadside service to provide some fuel? Or maybe they're having second thoughts and are c…

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Funny story: Marjorie Taylor Greene Admits To Anderson Cooper That She Has A Big Crush on Tucker Carlson

Marjorie Taylor Greene Admits To Anderson Cooper That She Has A Big Crush on Tucker Carlson

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The woman who most Americans consider to be uglier than a baboons butt, recently confided to Anderson Cooper, that ever since Valentine’s Day, she has had one huge, effen crush on the guy whose expression looks as i…

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Funny story: If Trump Only Had a Brain

If Trump Only Had a Brain

Dorothy: What would Trump do with a brain if he had one? Do? Why, if Trump had a brain he'd . . . . He would while away the hours Conferin' with white papers And consultin' with his aides. And his hair he'd be scratchin' While solutions he was hatchin' If he only had a brain. He'd not waste his time on Twitter, Attacking every critter, In trouble or in pain. With the thoughts h...

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Funny story: $3m Wizard Of Oz 'Cowardly Lyin' Costume For Obama Xmas Present

$3m Wizard Of Oz 'Cowardly Lyin' Costume For Obama Xmas Present

New York - Last worn by Bert Lahr in the 1939 movie classic The Wizard Of Oz the big cat outfit was bought today for $3m as a seasonal gift. Sources close to the auctioneer's gavel said the buyer is believed to be the charitable arm of the Associ...

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Funny story: Pope Hated to Leave Behind His Red Shoes and Their Magical Powers

Pope Hated to Leave Behind His Red Shoes and Their Magical Powers

According to our exclusive Vatican sources, the Pope had no problem at all leaving the Vatican and the Papacy. The real issue? Having to leave behind his red shoes. You see, those glorious red shoes had provided the Pontiff with special powers...

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Funny story: Wizard of Oz Night at Fenway Park

Wizard of Oz Night at Fenway Park

In a desperate effort to keep their "sell out" streak going at Fenway Park, Red Sox ownership has authorized a special Wizard of Oz night for fans. To keep the streak alive as the team comes under attack from flying monkeys and belligerent talking...

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Funny story: Profanity Added to 'The Wizard of Oz' for New Generation

Profanity Added to 'The Wizard of Oz' for New Generation

HOLLYWOOD - In a bid to keep the property successful and relevant in the 21st Century, Turner Entertainment announced this week that the classic film The Wizard of Oz will be augmented with obscene language in preparation for a Summer theatrical rele...

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Funny story: Nike Air Jordan Sneakers; The Real Reason People Fight to Buy Them

Nike Air Jordan Sneakers; The Real Reason People Fight to Buy Them

The pushing and shoving, the brawls, the pepper spray. That's what some people wanting to snag themselves a pair of the latest Nike Air Jordans have had to endure. Is it worth it? Those in the know say YES. This is a product beyond compare.

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Funny story: Celebrants and Organizers Cannot Decide On Theme Song For Osama Bin Laden Funeral

Celebrants and Organizers Cannot Decide On Theme Song For Osama Bin Laden Funeral

Celebrants and organizers cannot decide on the proper funeral song for the funeral of Osama Bin Laden. While such things as the flower choice were obvious (poppies, because of the opium), the music is still causing great debate. Apparently, the a...

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Funny story: The Real Reason Why Elton John Purchased Dorothy's Red Slippers That She Wore In 'The Wizard of Oz'

The Real Reason Why Elton John Purchased Dorothy's Red Slippers That She Wore In 'The Wizard of Oz'

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Elton John and his husband David Furnish visited America to show off the brand new addition to their family little Zachary Hickory Dickory John-Furnish. The proud pop and pop first visited New York City where they were the guests...

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Funny story: Transplanted Heart Refuses To Be Put In Dick Cheney's Chest.

Transplanted Heart Refuses To Be Put In Dick Cheney's Chest.

Surgeons have had great difficulty with fitting former President of Vice Dick Cheney (aka- 'Tricky Dicky the Second') with a transplanted heart. Each attempt to put a foreign heart into the open breast of Mr. Cheney has resulted in rejection- not Mr...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan To Star In "The Wizard of Oz 5 - Dorothy Gets Her Corn Shuck Patted Down"

Lindsay Lohan To Star In "The Wizard of Oz 5 - Dorothy Gets Her Corn Shuck Patted Down"

HOLLYWOOD - Lindsay Lohan hadn't been out of The Henry and Betty Ford Rehab Clinic for more than two hours when she was approached by a noted Hollywood producer to star in the Lions Face Motion Picture Company film The Wizard of Oz 5 - Dorothy Gets H...

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Funny story: Anne Widdecombe's Strictly Sex Fans

Anne Widdecombe's Strictly Sex Fans

Former Government minister Ann Widdecombe is winning a new set of fans with her next Strictly Come Dancing stunt. During next weekend's film-themed show, Ann will play Dorothy from The Wizard of Oz. And while Kara Tointon looks fits as a butche...

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