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Funny story: Queen Invites Bidens For Sleep Over At Windsor Castle, Trump Fuming

Queen Invites Bidens For Sleep Over At Windsor Castle, Trump Fuming

When Donald Trump learned that Queen Elizabeth invited the Bidens for a sleepover at Windsor, he exploded. He never had such an invite. He tried to telephone the Queen and ask why he had never been invited for a sleepover, but the Palace telephon…

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Funny story: Taylor Swift Says If Donald Trump Gets Any Fatter, Instead of a Golf Cart, He’s Going To Need a Dump Truck

Taylor Swift Says If Donald Trump Gets Any Fatter, Instead of a Golf Cart, He’s Going To Need a Dump Truck

NASHVILLE – (Satire News) – The Chattanooga Divulger Record stated that Taylor Swift tweeted out to her 141 million followers that if they really, really like her, they’ll vote for Joe Biden. Swift said that Joe cares about people, whereas Trump c…

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Funny story: Which Interview Was Worse Prince Andrew’s Or Donald Trump’s?

Which Interview Was Worse Prince Andrew’s Or Donald Trump’s?

It’s a toss-up. Which interview was more cringe bearing, the BBC interview of Prince Andrew and his non-relationship with Jeffrey Epstein, or the stumbling, bumbling, whitewash defense of coronavirus by Donald Trump? At least Prince Andrew didn’t…

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Funny story: Rare Leonardo Da Vinci Drawing Of Prince Philip Goes On Display

Rare Leonardo Da Vinci Drawing Of Prince Philip Goes On Display

London, UK - A rare and prophetic 1494 da Vinci pen-and-ink drawing of a snarling Prince Philip is to go on display at the Queen’s Gallery, Palace sources announced today. ‘Five Grotesque Heads’ - verso ‘A Man Tricked By Gypsies’ - depicts nonagen...

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Funny story: Queen dumps deep fat fryer oil into Thames at Windsor

Queen dumps deep fat fryer oil into Thames at Windsor

Berks - "This time she's really had her chips," an Environment Agency inspector said today as a clean-up of the River Thames began following the dumping of millions of gallons of crude chip oil from Windsor Castle kitchens. Hundred of swans, ducks...

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Funny story: CIA concrete virus turns Windsor Castle into a Bouncy Castle

CIA concrete virus turns Windsor Castle into a Bouncy Castle

A genetically engineered virus created in the Langley Labs in the USA was accidentally unleashed in Windsor during a scientist's visit to the Queen's residence there. The Virus, codenamed Flubber turns concrete and stone into a gelatinous material...

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Funny story: Windsor Castle oil spill 'part of Chevron Ecuador pollution scam'

Windsor Castle oil spill 'part of Chevron Ecuador pollution scam'

Windsor, Berks - An oil leak close to a newly installed River Thames hydro power turbine near Windsor Castle has been blamed by Amazonbotch supporters on US super major Chevron. Thousands of gallons of sweet light crude have been reported gushing...

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Funny story: Prince William in shocking Aston Villa rant

Prince William in shocking Aston Villa rant

Prince William has shocked locals in a Windsor newsagents with a foul mouthed rant about his football team Aston Villa. It is not the first time the Prince, a diehard Claret and Blues fan, has 'done one' after his favourite players have been tran...

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Funny story: Queen and Prince Philip to personally hang Christmas lights all over Windsor Castle; Prince of Wales and Camilla to pedal eco-bikes to provide power

Queen and Prince Philip to personally hang Christmas lights all over Windsor Castle; Prince of Wales and Camilla to pedal eco-bikes to provide power

HM The Queen and the Duke of Edinburgh are to climb fifty foot extension ladders in the first ever festooning of Windsor Castle with Christmas lights. In what is viewed as an expression of solidarity with a Berkshire man banned from lavishly deco...

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Funny story: Monica Mint Wants To Visit Buckingham Palace - Queen Elizabeth Replies "Go Visit Windsor Castle Instead!"

Monica Mint Wants To Visit Buckingham Palace - Queen Elizabeth Replies "Go Visit Windsor Castle Instead!"

LONDON - One of the most famous or infamous females to ever come out of Spain has confessed to her hair stylist Señor Olé Olé Olé that she would like to visit Buckingham Palace. Señor Olé Olé Olé asked her to please bring him back a photo of one o...

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Funny story: An Underwear Bomber Apprehended in Buckingham Palace

An Underwear Bomber Apprehended in Buckingham Palace

LONDON - One of Saudi Arabia's most experienced underwear bombers Hadri Abu Knacka Knicka was apprehended in Buckingham Palace. Alert palace guards were able to ascertain that the individual who was acting strangely and walking even stranger actua...

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Funny story: George Bush's Schedule At Windsor

George Bush's Schedule At Windsor

George W Bush is visiting Britain today, and here is his planned schedule at Windsor Castle: 14:00 Bush's car arrives at the castle 14:01 Gets out of the car and waves to the press, before slipping on some grass and falling over 14:04 Meets the Queen and shakes her hand, and pats her on the back, saying 'How's it goin' Liz? Hope we ain't havin' them dogs for lunch!' 14:15 At lunch does...

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Funny story: Fraud Squad lures Bush to Windsor Castle after safety deposit vault bonanza

Fraud Squad lures Bush to Windsor Castle after safety deposit vault bonanza

London - (Ass Mess): "Gotcha, bastard!" UK Top cops are pleased as punch today. Their ruse to lure feckless Cuban-born KGB tribute artiste George W Bush on a Windsor Castle valedictory freebie is a winner.

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Funny story: Tata of India buys Buckingham Palace and Windsor Castle

Tata of India buys Buckingham Palace and Windsor Castle

Tata Ltd., India's top corporate house has bought the Buckingham Palace and the Windsor Castle for an estimated £320,000. It is reported that the Queen rejected their initial offer of £270,000 as it did not reflect the true value...

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Funny story: Get lost Gordon - said the Queen

Get lost Gordon - said the Queen

The British PM is reported to have got lost last night at the state banquet hosted for the French President Nicolas Sarkozy. In a television footage made available by TV X, the Queen can be heard saying to Princess Anne "Where on earth has that Scott...

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Funny story: Britain To Be Tropical Islet in 20 Years!

Britain To Be Tropical Islet in 20 Years!

London - Today scientists announce a new computer model that shows rising oceans and changing climate, will turn Great Britain into a tropical island. Only in this case it will be more like an "islet", most likely to be renamed Ben Nevis is...

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