Science Town, USA President Donald Trump has spoken out against scientists in his latest statement. He is mad because none of the scientists would validate or verify all the things he made up. "That Danish lady trying to tell me that crazy wind p...
President Trump has signed an executive order with new Energy rules. The first is that all nuclear reactors must switch to coal as an energy source. Trump's new rules also require burning books to use for heat and energy, since, as Trump says, "n...
High tech blade-less wind farms, the brain child of Isle of Wight inventor Johnny Dyson are to be erected around the Isle of Wight's vegetarian refugee camps. The wind farms, designed to extract the spent air from around the vegetarian New Age se...
Saudi Arabia, Iran, Iraq and The Emirates will stay among the world's leaders in energy production. A combination of sand and Camel dung have been found to give off colossal energy which can be produced in a Tocamac Water Fusion Amplification Chamber...
A major leak from a top secret global energy inquiry has revealed that 90% of the world's wind turbines have been wrongly wired and are using trillions of Megawatts of electricity to actually make them spin, while acting as giant fan heaters and warm...
Canadian officials today lodged a formal complaint with the US that wind turbines near the border are blowing too many birds across the border into Canada. Mervin Thackenschwartz, a Canadian government spokesman, complained that while most Canadians...
Scientists in London have made a shock discovery this week while analysing the power generated by the worlds wind turbines. Some 267,000 wind turbines are now erected worldwide, with more going up each day, but tests on these monumental windmills giv...
Opponents to Wind Farms now have one more arrow in their bow to try and block the construction of Wind Farms. New research has proven what should have been obvious. Wind Farms reduce the intensity of the wind. "When you stop and think about...
According to a news release today, all that government land set aside for wind and solar energy is setting empty. "They have had years to begin and no one has built a thing", stated one observer. "Not one light bulb has been lit as far as I can se...
In a shock statement this afternoon, Buckingham Palace announced it's intention to apply for planning permission for up to 600 wind turbines to be erected within The Royal Parks. The press release outlines the project, which is to be carried out o...
Scientists are excited about the strong possibility that wind power will be the next big failure in the list of alternative energy sources. "We've had quite a few duds" said Professor Heinz Bitstein of the Berkeley College of Accountanc...
89 year-old grandmother of 13 Edna Hiscox has hit a problem with her planning application to erect a wind turbine in her garden in Duke Street, Peckham. Two local businessmen, Daniel Lovatt and Stanley Stitt, obtained a court injunction on Tuesday...
New Orleans, LA - Louisiana Governor, Bobby Jindal, who obviously has no clue how wind turbine technology works, asked his energy secretary to "pull out all those wind turbines we have in storage right away and start erecting them along the coast." J...
A crisis bigger than global climate warming is rumoured to be troubling the scientific community. The massive increase in the number of vast wind generators is now thought to be slowing down the rotation of our earth. "I don't need to tell you...
Wind generated electricity is here to stay - but rural dwellers have been up in arms about the number of gigantic turbines being erected in their backyards. In an appeal to the European Court of Human Rights, a group of country dwellers have overt...
A large number of goats in Taiwan may have died because of a local wind farm, it was suggested today. A farmer on an outlying island told the BBC he had lost more than 400 animals after eight giant wind turbines were installed adjacent to his grazin...
A British engineer from Hampshire has broken the world land speed record for a human gas powered vehicle. Richard Jenkins reached 126.1 mph (202.9 kmh) in his car Greenbird on the dry plains of Ivanpah Lake in Nevada purely by using farts, collect...
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