After a week of being slated for even taking part in the space travel, Shatner has defended his trip. Prince William, Bono, Paul McCartney and some of his own friends have mocked the ex-actor who last worked 50 years ago... The whole event was…
Star of the American documentary series Star Trek, Captain Kirk has claimed that his recent trip into space wasn't as good as his first one, which started in both the past and the future, confusing anyone who likes the linear aspect of time. 'The…
William Shatner, at 90, has now joined several celebrities exploring space, and is the oldest of the celebrities who has gone out there. His trip was hosted by Jeff Bezos' rocket company, Blue Origin. seeking more opportunities in outer space.
It's been 68 years and a billion roasted ducks since World War II ended. Over that time span memories have faded, people have become jaded and copious culinary duck recipes have been created. Somewhere buried in the annals of history are the accomp...
Los Angeles - A celebwatch site has named Captain James T Kirk actor William Shatner as Kevin Spacey's birth father following months of crafty DNA sleuthing. According to LA FagHagSlagMag.con editorial sources the 53 year-old Consenting Adults and...
LOS ANGELES - Star Trek premiered on NBC back in 1966. It ran for three seasons and although it did not become a big hit in the ratings department it did attract a huge loyal fan following who refer to themselves as "Trekkies." Two of the main sta...
Rap Music Version of the Gilligan's Island Intro Song: Just sit it right back onna yer ass and your gonna hear a tale; a tail of an awsome trip Started from a tropic port and Alien Planet Aboard two awesome ships. The mate was an ex Pop Star, the Skipper use to play Golf, 5 passengers set sale that day on a lipo-suction tour The weather started getting disturbed! The Ships all tossed the...
Actor George Takai has hinted that he had a boyfriend aboard the USS Enterprise but refuses to give out his name. Was Captain Kirk entirely a lady's man, Spock wearing a tutu on the holodeck or was Uhura a man or maybe a cadet in the bit parts?...
Startling reports out of Los Angeles this afternoon reveal that a practically microscopic family has been living under William Shatner's toupee for decades without notice. The shockingly teeny Mudd family apparently migrated from the fur of a tri...
Tattomein- "Go! Not go! Only to be in existence is a waste of space. Must follow to its' conclusion of logical" said Yoga to Luke and Leia Pissgum Skywalker as they fought their way into their starfighter suit and star fighter ship. "I think someone's gaining a few killipgrims in their posterior side," chided Luke as he struggled with the seat harness." "Oh shut up!" replied Leia as she pull...
Popular actor William Shatner was arrested on two charges this morning at the Los Angeles Airport by the Bathroom Police after spending more than 45 minutes in there. "The Governor, Mr. Schwarzenegger, told us to arrest anybody who stayed in the b...
After William Shatner did his little thing about Sarah Palin's new book, "Going Rogue" on the Tonight Show, Sarah Palin herself showed up and read parts of Shatner's books in a similar vein, Friday night. Shatner, full of himself as usual, then be...
Star Trek legend William Shatner is to read the poems of Rabbie Burns in space. Scotland's Homecoming 2009 celebrations got a boost today when it was revealed a special Rabbie Burns satellite is to be sent into orbit by NASA. The celebrations,...
Everyone who caught the Conan O'Brien Show got a rare treat on Monday night-William Shatner reciting Sarah Palin's farewell speech in the style of a 50's beat poet. Dressed fittingly in black, Shatner had a little trouble with the iambic penta...
Hollywood, California - Taking over the movie projector room, William Shatner pulled the film reel of the new "Star Trek" movie out from the projector and onto the floor, leaving the silver screen blank with only the blaring white light on it as movi...
After months of trading insults with George Takei over a perceived wedding snub, William Shatner has invited Takei to be on his new show, "Shatner's Raw Nerve". However, it is apparently not to keep the feud going, but to admit Shatner's long-standi...
Doctors have asked the general public for calm and patience, when reacting to the recent spate of old entertainers talking shit on the internet. They can't help it. IT'S A REAL DISEASE. Ringo Starr has recently decided he HATED people who write to...
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