Paparazzi pictures of Cabinet Minister William Hague and Angelina Jolie booking the same hotel room on a recent campaign tour were dismissed as Photoshop fakes by Ms. Jolie this morning. A spokesperson for Ms. Jolie told our correspondant, "There...
Foreign Secretary and Ginger Beer heir, William Hague said this morning: "We will take sanctions to a fourth level and make sure no - one in Russia can get Ginger Beer if secret agents, plain clothes soldiers and tanks do not immediately leave the be...
William Hague, Robin to Thatcher's gender bending "Batman" has secured a deal with Vladimir Putin to forget library book fines in Crimea and Ukraine and incorporate them into student loans from January 2015. The deal which caused an emergency mee...
William Hague who was obviously not informed of a U.K stategy leak, said this afternoon, "Its quite simple, those wusskies are cowardly weally and a nice bit of public school debating whetoric sent them scuttling away with their tails between their l...
New terror tactics have been ordered by Dictator in waiting Mariana Rajoy. In a new desperate bid to get his hands on the wealthy Gibraltar Peninsula, Rajoy is, contrary to repeated EU requests, continuing to obstruct everyone who comes and goes from...
William Hague has gone on holiday and luckily for the people of Syria (and the rest of the Middle East) he has sent an email out asking not to be disturbed. So if the people doing the uprisings and the rebellions can get their shit together and get s...
Democratic Republic of Congo - UK Foreign Secretary William Hague has been accused of eating garlic sandwiches on his Congo trip with Hollywood actress Angelina Jolie. Standing close to Brad Pitt's missus in a TV interview Hague seemed oblivious t...
Despite mounting anger from Argentina, after a part of Antartica was named after the Queen this week, it has been reported that the Falklands are to be renamed the "Nyah nyah ne-nyah nyah Islands". The UK ambassador to Argentina was summoned on Fr...
The Queen today attended cabinet where she sat between David Cameron and William Hague. During the meeting there was a discussion on Afghanistan as well as a vote that resulted in everyone giving The Queen three cheers. One extraordinary piece of...
David Cameron and some dude from France (a President? We don't know it's France it could be anything) have decided that they will arm the rebels in Syria, but only with "defensive weapons". They stress that this will help bring a quick end to the blo...
Last night William Hague, Foreign Secretary, surprised the chairman and committee when he walked out of the Richmond Working Men's Club completely unaided. Mr. Hague has been a keen attender of the annual Richmond 'do', which the club arranges sec...
It's official. Foreign Secretary William Hague has been reclassified as a giant dwarf by the British Medical Association. The chairman of the association Dr Hermann Clitterman made the announcement last night down at the pub. Hagues's head is quit...
I've much to be glad for, like my personal assistants Julian and Lucien, Ffion the Mrs, and Wilberforce, my cosmetic beautician, My overseas investments in Germany, Saudi Arabia and the Aleutian, And the fact that I'm a billionaire politician! Now Christmas approaches, time to share and give to the poor, That's what they say, but I think that idea is a bore, The proletariat masses, drunken...
William Hague is to meet with his European counterparts in January, to discuss the state of the Euro currency. Mr Hague commented: "It seems I have to go to a Paris hotel-room soon, for a meeting with the European heads of state, something to do w...
IMF, The Guild of International Bankers, and the Offshore Investments Fund representatives have arrived secretly in the UK, to discuss their getting possible loans, in a bid to stave off further World financial crises. It seems that the executives...
August's winner of the Inchcock Gazette Political Ode The Right Honourable William Hague MP (Referred to as WH in the ode) First Secretary of State, Secretary of State for Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs. The richest MP in Parliament vs Inchcock Chambers RIP (Referred to as IC in the ode) Out of work lower grade elderly Spoofer Under Medical Care. Basic pension, in debt up to his ey...
London - The Foreign Secretary's chilling words warned that Abdelbaset Ali al-Megrahi's ability to slip in/slip out of the country unnoticed was making the Government look pretty foolish. "WTF's he doing at a Jewish wake, forgawdssakes?" Hague dem...
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