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Funny story: Attorney General Bill Barr Says Trump Needs To Grow Some Balls And Accept The Fact That Joe Biden Kicked His Orange Ass

Attorney General Bill Barr Says Trump Needs To Grow Some Balls And Accept The Fact That Joe Biden Kicked His Orange Ass

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The US attorney general says he finally got sick and tired of hearing Trump tell lie, after lie, after lie, said that he finally decided to resign because Trump had turned into a dictator; a fucked up, racist, predator…

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Funny story: Disgraced Former Attorney General Bill Barr Is Now Selling Used Cars In Brooklyn

Disgraced Former Attorney General Bill Barr Is Now Selling Used Cars In Brooklyn

BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – The man who served as attorney general during you-know-who’s administration has learned that when you lie, and cheat, and deceive, it will all come back to bite you in the ass (and in Bill Barr’s case in his humongous hippo…

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Funny story: Love Birds Guilty Of Inappropriate Sex Chatter: The Durham Report Alleges

Love Birds Guilty Of Inappropriate Sex Chatter: The Durham Report Alleges

BILLINGSGATE POST: After over two years and breathless speculation that John Durham would finally exonerate the Love Birds for engaging in inappropriate sexual chatter, it appears that the Justice Department will finally complete the long awaited re…

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Funny story: Trump claims title at 2020 US Masters Tournament, as Barr arrests all 92 contestants for stealing POTUS balls.

Trump claims title at 2020 US Masters Tournament, as Barr arrests all 92 contestants for stealing POTUS balls.

The 2020 US Masters is over even before Tiger (as the 2019 champion) could even launch his opening drive to inaugurate the tournament. And yet we have a winner! Taking time off from threatening the Supreme Court to Stop Counting the illegal votes…

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Funny story: William Barr is Too Busy Being Trump’s Personal Lawyer To Bother With Being The Nation’s Attorney General

William Barr is Too Busy Being Trump’s Personal Lawyer To Bother With Being The Nation’s Attorney General

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Boom Boom News reports that the United States Attorney General needs to be reminded that he works for the people of the United States. He is not the personal, suck-ass attorney of the jerk who legally lost the el…

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Funny story: Is Trump Liable If Supremacists Injure Biden Voters?

Is Trump Liable If Supremacists Injure Biden Voters?

The ghost of Ruth Bader Ginsburg was asked whether she thought if one of the Proud Boys, or a member of the Boogaloo Boys, or any other white supremacists supporters of Trump, were to kill or injure a voter while attempting to cast their Biden vote,…

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Funny story: Besides Having A Sense Of Humor, God Loves A Democracy

Besides Having A Sense Of Humor, God Loves A Democracy

Besides having a sense of humor, God loves a democracy, and don’t kid yourself, four more years of Trump with Barr as his Attorney General and a spineless, complicit Republican Senate with Mitch McConnell at the helm, would have been the end of this…

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Funny story: Biden Demands Trump Take A Spelling Test Before Debate

Biden Demands Trump Take A Spelling Test Before Debate

Presidential candidate Joseph Biden has demanded that Donald Trump take a spelling test before the presidential debates. There was a single requirement before taking the test. Trump would be scanned to see if he were wearing a wire or some form of tr…

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Funny story: Donald Trump To Pick Ivanka For Supreme Court

Donald Trump To Pick Ivanka For Supreme Court

Leaked to the press today by a White House consigliere, (looking for early retirement) Donald Trump decided to select daughter Ivanka for the Supreme Court vacancy created with the death of Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg. Tiffany, daughter number two…

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Funny story: Trump Confesses He Can’t Win 2020 Election

Trump Confesses He Can’t Win 2020 Election

Donald Trump has confessed that he can not win the 2020 election. At least, not honestly. So he condemned mail-in or absentee ballots, which are safe ways to avoid being exposed to the coronavirus. However, both leave a paper trail. Trump doesn't lik…

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Funny story: Attorney General Barr says he would be "vehemently opposed" to pardoning Donald Trump

Attorney General Barr says he would be "vehemently opposed" to pardoning Donald Trump

Attorney General Bill Barr says he is "vehemently opposed" to the president pardoning Donald Trump. Barr, in an interview with the Associated Press, said, "He was a traitor and the information he provided our adversaries greatly hurt the safety o…

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Funny story: Republicans Say: Sleepy Joe Will Destroy The American Way Of Life?

Republicans Say: Sleepy Joe Will Destroy The American Way Of Life?

What? Former Vice President Joseph Biden will destroy the American way of life? Sleepy Joe? Amtrak Joe? Look again. The American Democracy has already been shattered by Trump and his better half Attorney General William Barr. It started even…

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Funny story: Trump White House Coverup, Again

Trump White House Coverup, Again

The latest attempt to coverup Donald Trump’s incompetence: Hospitals are ordered to send their coronavirus statistics to the White House instead of the CDC. How come? Because the Trump White House is (don’t laugh) better able to disperse coronavir…

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Funny story: Trump On Mount Rushmore, Too

Trump On Mount Rushmore, Too

Trump knows he can never receive a Nobel Peace Prize, but thinks he can get his head added to Mount Rushmore. He wants to be up there on the granite with Washington, Jefferson, Roosevelt, and Lincoln. And he announced: Canada will pay for it!...

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Funny story: Trump To Appoint Flynn To Climate Change Panel

Trump To Appoint Flynn To Climate Change Panel

AP—By Philip Wyley. The Justice Department, following President Trump’s demand abandoned its prosecution of former national security adviser, Michael Flynn. He could well join Sheriff Joe Arpaio as a free man because of Trump’s intervention. Howev...

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Funny story: Trump Said Coronavirus Gone In Two Weeks

Trump Said Coronavirus Gone In Two Weeks

Bone spur expert and beauty contest entrepreneur, Donald Trump, announced that the coronavirus would eventually disappear with the 'hot season.' And, with Trump’s dismissive leadership on a pandemic, so will the human race. Not to worry. Trump...

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Funny story: Special, New Holiday Made For President Trump Because He Is Special And New.

Special, New Holiday Made For President Trump Because He Is Special And New.

Our feckless leader, Prosidentia Trump, is upset because he wants to stand above the other former presidents of the United States, who he feels are lesser than he is. He does not want to have to share the holiday 'President's Day' with all the other...

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