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Funny story: When The Twilight Has Gone And No Songbirds Are Singing

When The Twilight Has Gone And No Songbirds Are Singing

BILLINGSGATE POST: The life of the Democrat Party for the past two years has been Wile E Mueller. Thankfully, his battle with the Trump Runner will finally reach its epic end. The pseudo image of a train tunnel painted on a boulder does have a loc...

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Funny story: The Fat Anvil Sings: Wile E Mueller Suffers Apocalyptic Defeat By Trump Runner

The Fat Anvil Sings: Wile E Mueller Suffers Apocalyptic Defeat By Trump Runner

BILLINGSGATE POST: Plunging through a deep and putrid Washington swamp, the Trump Runner of the Apocalypse rode again. In Biblical lore, there were four runners. They were known as Famine, Pestilence, Destruction, and Death. The Trump Runner was all...

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Funny story: The Fat Lady Sings: The Trump Runner Vanquishes Wile E Mueller

The Fat Lady Sings: The Trump Runner Vanquishes Wile E Mueller

BILLINGSGATE POST: Somewhere Southwest of Nowhere, deep in the Sonoran Desert, a solitary Saguaro cacti is weeping with joy, its outstretched arms lifted in exhaltation in celebration of Good (Trump) over Evil (Mueller). Supplicant over the past...

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Funny story: Wile E Mueller To Be Indicted For Collusion With ACME Corp

Wile E Mueller To Be Indicted For Collusion With ACME Corp

BILLINGSGATE POST: The quietness of the Sonoran Desert was broken by the muffled silence of mice nibbling on cream cheese. Even though their teeth had been capped with rubber tips, sounds of rodent mastication bounced off canyon walls like thunder. Although the Armadillos indigenous to this hostile environment had been unarmed by dissident anti-arm vigilantes, there was no peace in the desert.

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Funny story: Apocalypse Now: The Trump Runner vs Wile E Mueller

Apocalypse Now: The Trump Runner vs Wile E Mueller

BILLINGSGATE POST: Like a cheap bordello tart attempting to seduce a penniless sailor, Wile E Mueller was trying to reconcile his record of never defeating the Trump Runner in their battle for supremacy. In the Looking Glass war that cast these unli...

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Funny story: Trump Runner Calls Wile E Mueller A Sorry POS

Trump Runner Calls Wile E Mueller A Sorry POS

BILLINGSGATE POST: The hostile environment of the Sonoran Desert does not cease, even after the sun goes down. Legends of lost gold mines and the crusted white skeletons of dead miners who stood sentinel over their staked claims while grey bearded v...

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Funny story: Mueller: "Going After Trump Is Like Trying To Shoot A Dyspeptic Anchovy With A Spear Gun"

Mueller: "Going After Trump Is Like Trying To Shoot A Dyspeptic Anchovy With A Spear Gun"

BILLINGSGATE POST: Wile E Mueller, after once again having to listen to the echo of the melodious MEEP MEEP! bouncing off the giant arms of the Saguaro cacti that populate the Sonoran Desert, threw his coyote arms up in disgust as he snatched a flee...

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Funny story: Wile E Mueller Takes Direct Hit To Head: ACME Anvil Stock Up 120 Percent

Wile E Mueller Takes Direct Hit To Head: ACME Anvil Stock Up 120 Percent

BILLINGSGATE POST: Somewhere in the Sonoran Desert, just South of East Jesus, a campfire twickers in the early dusk. And the languid cowboy, Slim Everdingle, limply strums a melancholy tune on his Gibson guitar celebrating the turn of events that be...

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