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Funny story: California’s Dixie Land Fire Is So Huge It Can Be Seen From Saturn

California’s Dixie Land Fire Is So Huge It Can Be Seen From Saturn

AVOCADO HEIGHTS, California – (Satire News) – Planetary scientists now say that the Dixie Land Fire is so gigantic that it can be seen from as far off as Saturn (a distance of over 742 million miles, as the crow flies). The “Fire From Hell” as the…

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Funny story: The California Wild Fires Have Gotten So Hot That Rocks and Boulders Are Actually Catching Fire

The California Wild Fires Have Gotten So Hot That Rocks and Boulders Are Actually Catching Fire

CHICO, California – (Satire News) – Ipso Facto News reports that California’s “Hell Fires,” have totally gotten out-of-control. Park ranger Warren F. Fishfiddy, told IPN’s Fuchsia Garfunkel, that the temperature of the I Wish I Was In Dixie fire,…

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Funny story: Trump Suggests Blowing up Hoover Dam to Stop Colorado Wildfires

Trump Suggests Blowing up Hoover Dam to Stop Colorado Wildfires

The current administration has come up with yet another brilliant idea, in its string of brilliant ideas, regarding dealing with national emergencies and disasters. This time, it’s an ingenious concept of solving the problem of Colorado wildfires.

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Funny story: Governor declares state of emergency as Yosemite fire threatens weed harvest

Governor declares state of emergency as Yosemite fire threatens weed harvest

California - "It's every stoner's worst nightmare," a California Department of Forestry and Fire Protection worker said today as several thousand acres of medicinal grade Blue Bud marijuana remained under threat of destruction by wildfires raging nor...

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Funny story: Dr. Phil psychoanalyzes kid who started So. California wildfires before a studio audience: arsonist, or just a mischievous 9-year-old boy?

Dr. Phil psychoanalyzes kid who started So. California wildfires before a studio audience: arsonist, or just a mischievous 9-year-old boy?

Burbank, California - American's favorite country psychiatrist, Dr. Phil, volunteered to psychoanalyze kid who started Southern California wildfires to determine if he is in fact an arsonist or just a mischievous 9-year-old boy who should not hav...

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Funny story: California Adventure gets One Billion Dollars for new controversial rides: "I-5 Fiery Tunnel of Death" and the "California Wildfire Adventure" ride

California Adventure gets One Billion Dollars for new controversial rides: "I-5 Fiery Tunnel of Death" and the "California Wildfire Adventure" ride

Anaheim, California - Disney executives confirmed today that they would be spending one billion dollars on the fairly new California Adventure, built in the parking lot adjacent to Disneyland in Anaheim, California. The amount is more than what it or...

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